Should Orlando Doom have a super power, it would have to be one that’s even MORE super than the powers that he already has- seeing as he’s a vampire and has quite a few. He can turn into a bat so it’s not like he needs flight, and he’s already invisible in photos and mirrors so it’s not like invisibility would do him any good, and he’s never gonna age considering he’s lowkey already dead. Orlando’s superpower would actually be something that makes him more human than “super:” the ability to eat garlic. The first of his kind to be able to ingest it, Orlando would just absolutely annihilate some italian food before a game. He’d have plates on plates of the most garlic-y pasta he could get his hands on and make his garlic breath so bad people would clear the way FOR him. Brute strength? Not needed. Skill? Nope. My man’s got garlic.
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