If Joe smokes had a non-lethal superpower of his choice, his choice would be an easy choice of a non-lethal superpower. That choice of a non-lethal superpower would be the non-lethal ability to turn invisible. This ability would be incredibly helpful to his football career. QB's could never trust a wide open receiver again as you would never know if there is an invisible Joe Smokes just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pick them off. Smokes would finally be good and be able to lead the league in interceptions and help lead the Austin Copperheads to a ultimus victory for the first time since anyone relevant was on the team. Smokes has already been incredibly more successful than McGullager was and with the power to turn invisible, the would never be another doubt again if Smokes would live up to McGullager's incredibly low bar of being a good budget option. The only down side would be if Smoke's equipment didn't turn invisible with him.
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