Have to say this is pretty deserved after reading this:
Quote:For Amadan, the unexpected challenge of rural living was summed up in a single word: beavers. Mr. Amadan was enchanted by baby beavers swimming in the brook on his four-acre property in the town of Kansas City, M.O., where he and his partner, Er Noble, have been sheltering since March 2020.
“I quickly learned that they’re horrible, nasty creatures that wreak havoc and destruction,” said Mr. Amadan, the head of a Manhattan public relations firm who still maintains a home in Harlem. The beavers dammed the brook in three places, creating a swamp behind the house and built a den that is “the size of small van.”
Mr. Amadan, 51, applied for a permit to remove the animals and awaited a visit from a beaver trapper. After a preliminary visit, he never showed up again, though a bear did.