04-19-2022, 10:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-20-2022, 03:50 AM by OrbitingDeath. Edited 2 times in total.)
5 TPE - Task 8 - Award:
The Honolulu Hahalua “We tolerate you being here” Award of the year is going to Cobra Kai. He is not winning hardware on the field, he did not deliver the ultimus to us, hell, we don’t even know if he ever showed up sober at practice. In his career Cobra Kai has remained loyal to the team that drafted him, and for that we needed to give him an award. Not really because we actually needed an award, but more because he didnt shut up about it and how he wants to have more recognition from the team. So here we are trying to find reasons on how we can give an award to this old drunk. During his stay in Hahalua the island has not been a rough shape like this, day in day out Cobra Kai continues to wreak havoc on the island after yet another bar fight. But he just doesn’t realize it he is the one that is usually in the wrong. But to get back to the subject, we needed to give the guy an award in hopes of not having riots on our island for one day. So we instated a ‘we tolerate you being here’ award, for his efforts on and off the field, no matter how lousy they have been. So for putting up with his endless agony and our hopes of finally shutting the guy up, we hope he is proud of being the first recipient of this wonderful award. May his last season of his career be one with as little damage as possible. On the field we already minimized the damage by bringing in more offensive weapons for Zaylren. So Old Man Kai can just continue ‘running’ over the field as a distraction. Enjoy your award Cobra Kai and all the best in your last season of your glorious career.
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2.5 TPE - Task 19: TV Show cover art:
2.5 TPE - Task 30: SHL Affiliate: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3205291
The Honolulu Hahalua “We tolerate you being here” Award of the year is going to Cobra Kai. He is not winning hardware on the field, he did not deliver the ultimus to us, hell, we don’t even know if he ever showed up sober at practice. In his career Cobra Kai has remained loyal to the team that drafted him, and for that we needed to give him an award. Not really because we actually needed an award, but more because he didnt shut up about it and how he wants to have more recognition from the team. So here we are trying to find reasons on how we can give an award to this old drunk. During his stay in Hahalua the island has not been a rough shape like this, day in day out Cobra Kai continues to wreak havoc on the island after yet another bar fight. But he just doesn’t realize it he is the one that is usually in the wrong. But to get back to the subject, we needed to give the guy an award in hopes of not having riots on our island for one day. So we instated a ‘we tolerate you being here’ award, for his efforts on and off the field, no matter how lousy they have been. So for putting up with his endless agony and our hopes of finally shutting the guy up, we hope he is proud of being the first recipient of this wonderful award. May his last season of his career be one with as little damage as possible. On the field we already minimized the damage by bringing in more offensive weapons for Zaylren. So Old Man Kai can just continue ‘running’ over the field as a distraction. Enjoy your award Cobra Kai and all the best in your last season of your glorious career.
Words: 311
2.5 TPE - Task 19: TV Show cover art:
2.5 TPE - Task 30: SHL Affiliate: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3205291
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
BEST IN SHOW