(S35) PT 5 - Locker Room Incident

[dallasrogue21]

Yesterday there was a fight in the portland pythons locker room. Now, to be honest, I didn't really know what was happening at first. All I saw was Mccoy go flying, and Xave was just standing there flexing. So of course, I went over and hyped up Xave. Cause you know, defense helps defense. But, when the offensive line ran over to Mccoy, I was kinda confused. So, I asked Xave what happened. And he said he decked Mccoy. Now, to say I was shocked is an understatement. Xave is usually a chill guy. A gentle giant. Not the kinda guy to poop on the centerfield logo, like spicy on, but otherwise, only aggressive on the field. So, I went over to see if Mccoy was okay, and JHM started doing some weird devil chant. Or maybe he was just singing, you never really know with him. And Mccoy seemed okay, kinda flustered, but otherwise fine, and obviously, JHM loved it. But, afterward, we all ran gassers till we puked. And I made Xave buy Mccoy a pet rock to make up for it. Then we all got late-night Applebees and everything is good again.