SHAZAM SLAM: Locker Room of Bondi Beach upset after NFT talks
Major news coming from Shazam Hefner, as sources within the Bucs locker room say that several team members are upset with the front office. Take it away, P.
Well, Steve, we’ve got the BestBeach NFTs, B3’s latest claim of being hip. Heavily sponsored by the social media account, it seems people love them, right? Wrong.
The QB, Singh, teamed up with DP and Nathan Meagher to confront the front office. Key claims made by the party include the fact that NFTs harm the environment, the promotion of the product, and threats incoming the Otters from the Oteez NFT company, claiming copyright infringement (which is another bag of dicks by itself, but whatever.) Of course, the GMs shot back, saying that they could use the money from those NFTs to help fund the stadium and “get more money to save you rats from the cellar”. In the end, nothing good came out, and it all’s still being resolved. The consensus is that B3 will head away from OpenSea, but there is talk they may go back to NFTs.
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