Blibby Shpoopy has been in numerous fights before, and he has literally lost all of them. He has a chin made of glass, and the reaction time of a newly born duckling. This, however, has never stopped him from getting in the middle of a good scrap. As a mild tussle broke out in the Birddogs locker room, Blibby saw an opportunity to take a relatively benign shoving match and turn it into a straight up brawl. He threw himself into the quarreling parties like a wrestler coming in from the top rope, and all heck broke loose. In his mind he thought "if I can get them to unite against a common enemy, then they'll forget their beef and instead focus on turning me into a steamy bowl of blood soup". Surprisingly, this worked, and everything was super cool after that. The coach commended Blibby on his quick thinking and diplomatic skills, and subsequently reprimanded him to the tune of 30 laps and a hefty fine from the league office.
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