as the kicker, i am socially distanced away from the rest of the team. first, when a fight breaks out, what i do is grab an entire basket of popcorn, sit back, relax, and enjoy the entertainment that is around me. after the fight has gone on for a while, double doink has enough of the bullshit and decides to actually stand up and yell "STOP". double doink comes up, stands on a table, while the absolute shock of the kicker doing literally anything incapacitates the rest of the team. double doink comes in and now tells everyone "fighting does nothing". double doink hands everyone bottles of pepsi then leaves.
afterwards, double doink heads to an active war zone in the middle east conflict. double doink, in the native language, yells "STOP" and says "fighting does nothing" while being surrounded by sniper fire. Double doink gives everyone some bottles of pepsi and later on is awarded the nobel peace price for contributions towards peacekeeping
afterwards, double doink heads to an active war zone in the middle east conflict. double doink, in the native language, yells "STOP" and says "fighting does nothing" while being surrounded by sniper fire. Double doink gives everyone some bottles of pepsi and later on is awarded the nobel peace price for contributions towards peacekeeping
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