06-14-2022, 04:29 PM
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Oh boy! It’s about time Arizona got a new stadium. This thing is decrepit and ownership has neglected it for long enough. They wonder why no one comes to the games and blame everyone but themselves. It’s good to see them finally look in the mirror and see they are the issue. So, number 1 on my wish list for what I’d like to see in the new stadium is trough style urinals. Long lines be gone! With trough urinals it’s every man for himself. Nudge on in, there’s room to take a leak. Don’t worry if you bump elbows with the stranger next to you. They’re just as uncomfortable as you. But you know what makes the discomfort go away? The relief of relieving yourself and not standing in line holding it. Studies show that trough urinals shorten the wait time for bathrooms by half! That’s incredible. You’ll miss less of the game and be uncomfortable for a shorter period of time.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
If I couldn’t pick CB (which I never wanted to in the first place) I would have picked QB. It’s the most glory based position. What youth football player doesn’t grow up dreaming about throwing bombs? As a star QB, you’re almost guaranteed to be the face of your franchise. It really would be a dream to one day make a QB and I hope the timing lines up for me to be one. It would have to be the right situation tho. I wouldn’t want to be a QB on a losing team who just racks up volume stats. I want to be the star of one of the top offenses in the league. Most of the time QBs will win MVP and it’s hard to win the MVP if you’re on a bad team. So keep an eye out for my third recreate in 6-7 seasons. I’ll be taking the league by storm. Or not. I may fail too.
28. Written Option: You've been given the opportunity to create a new team in the ISFL! Describe what you'll be calling this team, why you picked the location you did, the colors you'll use for the uniforms, and anything else about the branding you'd like to add.
The team I would make would be the Amarillo Armadillos. I picked Amarillo because I think this league could use more teams from Texas. There’s a huge market yet to be tapped as the only team in in Austin. Football is massive in Texas. It’s not just a game down there, it’s a lifestyle. The other part of picking Amarillo is because it’s very close to the mascot I wanted to use in the Armadillos and I love a good alliteration in team cities and names. The team would go for the classic black and silver approach that the Raiders made so famous. It’s clean and no nonsense. The team would be built in a defense first philosophy as Armadillos have a hard protective shell. We would have all types of swag, but the best seller would be a string strapped backpack that has a hard shell similar to that of an Armadillo. Who doesn’t want to walk around looking like an Armadillo? It’s just the best.
31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL Affiliate Bird Bath Special
Oh boy! It’s about time Arizona got a new stadium. This thing is decrepit and ownership has neglected it for long enough. They wonder why no one comes to the games and blame everyone but themselves. It’s good to see them finally look in the mirror and see they are the issue. So, number 1 on my wish list for what I’d like to see in the new stadium is trough style urinals. Long lines be gone! With trough urinals it’s every man for himself. Nudge on in, there’s room to take a leak. Don’t worry if you bump elbows with the stranger next to you. They’re just as uncomfortable as you. But you know what makes the discomfort go away? The relief of relieving yourself and not standing in line holding it. Studies show that trough urinals shorten the wait time for bathrooms by half! That’s incredible. You’ll miss less of the game and be uncomfortable for a shorter period of time.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
If I couldn’t pick CB (which I never wanted to in the first place) I would have picked QB. It’s the most glory based position. What youth football player doesn’t grow up dreaming about throwing bombs? As a star QB, you’re almost guaranteed to be the face of your franchise. It really would be a dream to one day make a QB and I hope the timing lines up for me to be one. It would have to be the right situation tho. I wouldn’t want to be a QB on a losing team who just racks up volume stats. I want to be the star of one of the top offenses in the league. Most of the time QBs will win MVP and it’s hard to win the MVP if you’re on a bad team. So keep an eye out for my third recreate in 6-7 seasons. I’ll be taking the league by storm. Or not. I may fail too.
28. Written Option: You've been given the opportunity to create a new team in the ISFL! Describe what you'll be calling this team, why you picked the location you did, the colors you'll use for the uniforms, and anything else about the branding you'd like to add.
The team I would make would be the Amarillo Armadillos. I picked Amarillo because I think this league could use more teams from Texas. There’s a huge market yet to be tapped as the only team in in Austin. Football is massive in Texas. It’s not just a game down there, it’s a lifestyle. The other part of picking Amarillo is because it’s very close to the mascot I wanted to use in the Armadillos and I love a good alliteration in team cities and names. The team would go for the classic black and silver approach that the Raiders made so famous. It’s clean and no nonsense. The team would be built in a defense first philosophy as Armadillos have a hard protective shell. We would have all types of swag, but the best seller would be a string strapped backpack that has a hard shell similar to that of an Armadillo. Who doesn’t want to walk around looking like an Armadillo? It’s just the best.
31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL Affiliate Bird Bath Special