06-15-2022, 11:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-15-2022, 12:13 PM by slothfacekilla. Edited 3 times in total.)
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2.5 TPE 31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
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2.5 TPE 17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task)
One of the first demands that Mihaelangelo McTurtle would make would be that the New York Silverbacks add a ton of pizza places to the stadium. This is probably the most important thing to Mikey. He wants pizza places on the concourse, in the parking lots, and even on the field! That way he would have access to a slice whenever he wanted one. That is the most important thing to keep him going and be a good football player. Next Mikey would want the team to install a sort of sewer system under the stadium where he could live and also travel around. It reminds him of the sewer systems around his home town of New York and it would make him a lot more at ease once he is called up. It would let him train more too since he would be living underneath the stadium itself, win win for the team and player I would say. He will let the team worry about the rest of the additions to the locker room and what not, he's good with pizza and sewers.
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22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (Written Task)
I think my first option for the half-time entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini (really it should be both because my ideas are the best) would be to bring in Vanilla Ice to perform Ninja Rap on repeat. We could gather all the McTurtle brothers from around the leagues and have them provide the backup dancing and backup vocals to the track. I think everyone would really love it especially the ISFL fans who grew up with the Ninja Turtles movies. It would be a great tie in for both the music community but also the McTurtle players and could open up some sponsorship chances for the league maybe. If that doesn't work out (I'm not sure if Vanilla Ice is still performing or even alive to be honest) then I would hire Will Ferrell to put on the half time show from the movie Semi-Pro. It would be super random and everyone would be very confused since it doesn't really apply to the ISFL at all so it would be amusing to me. Plus that is a funny movie.
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2.5 TPE 25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why? (Written Task)
I think at this point I would have created as a wide receiver if the running back position wasn't available. Mikey is a receiving back so it probably would not be too big of a change for him anyways, but that position seems pretty cool as well. I've been enjoying being back on an offensive skill position so I think Mikey would continue that as a wideout looking to make some big receiving numbers. I like to see him involved in the offense and helping his team put up points to win the game. Defense can be fun when you are getting a bunch of sacks and stuff but I feel like that is tougher to do in the league and plus you'll have some games where you don't do a whole lot unless you are a monster (or maybe I misremember my time as a linebacker). I wouldn't want to be a quarterback at all again so wide receiver really seems like the best choice to me. Can do some end arounds too to get some rushing stats. It would be like Mikey never left the running back position!
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