15 Going to Disneyland! Who was the Ultimus Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland.
This will be an alternate reality of Jean-Ralphio Saperstein as Ultimus MVP. This man was born for Disneyland. He's practically a child, and he's been more times than he can count. Some kids went to summer camp after school ended, but Jean-Ralphio got sent to Disney world by his rich dad every summer. Jean-Ralphio will head straight for the haunted mansion ride. He still has no idea that all of it is fake, and he enjoys the adrenaline rush of the scare. Next he would head to space mountain, as he knows the ride will do wonders for his hair. By the way, he not only has a fast pass, but he has managed to bribe an employee to give him the ability to skip the people in the fast pass lane as well. He's essentially able to ride any of the rides as much and as often as he wants. He take full advantage of this by spending about 3 hours alone on Tomorrowland.
17 Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Jean-Ralphio has been dreaming of this opportunity his whole life. A new stadium that he can design? He was made for this. The Austin stadium, while new, is notoriously boring as heck. The first thing he'll add is a giant pool of epic proportions. This pool will be located around the entire perimeter of the nosebleed section, replacing the seats up there. The lost revenue will be more than made up by selling these pool "seats" at a premium to the most wealthy Austin-ites. The slanted angle at the top of the stadium will create an interesting illusion that you are about to slide down to the field at any moment. Some say it might not just be an illusion, depending on the skill of the engineers charged with designing this modern wonder! Around the ring of the pool will feature a host of beverage and food options that will surely satisfy any fan in attendance.
22 You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
If Jean-Ralphio were in charge of the halftime show, very few people would have any idea what the heck was going on. Why, you might ask? Because this show would feature the one and only Lil' Sebastian of Pawnee fame. The miniature pony has been rumored to have been deceased for years, but that wouldn't stop him. Even now he has invested significant sums of his career earnings into a top secret cloning facility where some of the brightest minds in the nation, and the world, are recreating the DNA of this horse by a single stolen lock of his hair. At least, they are pretty sure it was his hair. It was taken from a stable where he was rumored to have been at some point in his short, famed life. Lil Sebastian doesn't do much except prance around even on his best days, but the show would also feature a signature performance from Mouserat, a local Pawnee band.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
I would probably have chosen receiver again. With my past two players, Nacho Varga and Lalo Salamanca as receivers, I might as well have carried on the tradition. Receiver is quite fun, depending on the quarterback and offense you are placed in to. Jean-Ralphio actually has the build needed for a receiver anyway, so it would be a natural fit for him, with those long arms and legs, aerodynamic puffy hair, and long facial features. Jean-Ralphio himself would not have cared, given his general lazy attitude about the sport in general, other than the money and fame that it offers him. In fact he probably could have gotten more of all of those things with a more glamorous offensive position like wide receiver. He would have racked up the stats, bad team or not on his way to a successful career, no doubt. of course hindsight is always 20/20, and given his success with DE it's unlikely he would make that switch with how things have played out now.
This will be an alternate reality of Jean-Ralphio Saperstein as Ultimus MVP. This man was born for Disneyland. He's practically a child, and he's been more times than he can count. Some kids went to summer camp after school ended, but Jean-Ralphio got sent to Disney world by his rich dad every summer. Jean-Ralphio will head straight for the haunted mansion ride. He still has no idea that all of it is fake, and he enjoys the adrenaline rush of the scare. Next he would head to space mountain, as he knows the ride will do wonders for his hair. By the way, he not only has a fast pass, but he has managed to bribe an employee to give him the ability to skip the people in the fast pass lane as well. He's essentially able to ride any of the rides as much and as often as he wants. He take full advantage of this by spending about 3 hours alone on Tomorrowland.
17 Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Jean-Ralphio has been dreaming of this opportunity his whole life. A new stadium that he can design? He was made for this. The Austin stadium, while new, is notoriously boring as heck. The first thing he'll add is a giant pool of epic proportions. This pool will be located around the entire perimeter of the nosebleed section, replacing the seats up there. The lost revenue will be more than made up by selling these pool "seats" at a premium to the most wealthy Austin-ites. The slanted angle at the top of the stadium will create an interesting illusion that you are about to slide down to the field at any moment. Some say it might not just be an illusion, depending on the skill of the engineers charged with designing this modern wonder! Around the ring of the pool will feature a host of beverage and food options that will surely satisfy any fan in attendance.
22 You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
If Jean-Ralphio were in charge of the halftime show, very few people would have any idea what the heck was going on. Why, you might ask? Because this show would feature the one and only Lil' Sebastian of Pawnee fame. The miniature pony has been rumored to have been deceased for years, but that wouldn't stop him. Even now he has invested significant sums of his career earnings into a top secret cloning facility where some of the brightest minds in the nation, and the world, are recreating the DNA of this horse by a single stolen lock of his hair. At least, they are pretty sure it was his hair. It was taken from a stable where he was rumored to have been at some point in his short, famed life. Lil Sebastian doesn't do much except prance around even on his best days, but the show would also feature a signature performance from Mouserat, a local Pawnee band.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
I would probably have chosen receiver again. With my past two players, Nacho Varga and Lalo Salamanca as receivers, I might as well have carried on the tradition. Receiver is quite fun, depending on the quarterback and offense you are placed in to. Jean-Ralphio actually has the build needed for a receiver anyway, so it would be a natural fit for him, with those long arms and legs, aerodynamic puffy hair, and long facial features. Jean-Ralphio himself would not have cared, given his general lazy attitude about the sport in general, other than the money and fame that it offers him. In fact he probably could have gotten more of all of those things with a more glamorous offensive position like wide receiver. He would have racked up the stats, bad team or not on his way to a successful career, no doubt. of course hindsight is always 20/20, and given his success with DE it's unlikely he would make that switch with how things have played out now.