Years after Melvin murdered friend Daria Guava-Fresca, police have finally gained enough sense (and evidence) for a moose-hunt. However, it didn't quite go as planned. While experts speculate that Melvin will be dead after this long ordeal, others do not quite believe it to be true.
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Alright, the time has come. Who knows what happens as this season finishes, but Melvin had one hell of a ride throughout the past 13? seasons. I don't know, he played until the bitter end.
As of writing this, with Week 12 being played tomorrow it breaks down like this:
#6 Career Tackles: 1226
#1 in Career Sacks: 151
#9 in Career Safeties: 3
#1 in Defensive Forced Fumbles: 41
#10 in Defensive Fumble Recoveries: 10
#4 in Season Tackles: 153
#1 in Season Forced Fumbles: 12
#1 in Season Fumble Recoveries: 8
5x Pro Bowl
Defensive Rookie of the Year
2x Linebacker of the Year
1x Defensive Player of the Year
1x Defensive Performance of the Year
1x Most Outstanding Player
1x Most Valuable Player
Honestly, there are so many people to thank for everything that happened in Melvin's career. Starting with @J0EB and @Blasoon for taking a chance on me and picking me up on Waivers. To @woelkers and @Sylphreni for not just scouting me, but really building a relationship before the draft. To the entirety of my Yeti team throughout my career for helping me and making moose an absolute monster on the field. I love you all forever, and this career would not be what it was without all of you letting me be a little selfish at times, and getting to play the most kick-ass linebacker I could have ever imagined.