Melvin Harris doesn't really pay attention to plays. He should. He knows he should, but he doesn't. The main reason for this is a complete and utter lack of interest. You see, during defensive plays, he is on the sideline eating, throwing up gang signs, talking trash to nearby fans, and otherwise living his best life. When he is on the field, he doesn't really pay attention to the play that happens because he is too focused on bullying the man in front of him. He plays football as a form of anger management. And while he wants to be the best for the glory of being the best and the street credit of being the best, he already knows he is the best at what really matters -- running the streets. But, be that as it may, he knows that he needs money to fund his extravagant lifestyle, so he *does* in fact care. Therefore, for the sake of appropriately answering the question, his favorite play is any play where he puts a man on his bottom and embarrasses him publicly.
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