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Oh yes, I am well aware that many companies are vying for my hand in sponsorship. They want Lord Farquaads to represent them and represent only one I shall. I am happy to announce that I’ve agreed to terms of sponsorship for Frankie’s Fantasy Creature Extermination Co, a fine Dulocian business venture that focuses on the humane extermination of all fantasy creatures. This includes unicorns, dragons, dwarves, and especially Ogres. I’ve received word that the first Ogre that Frankie’s takes down will be skinned and turned into my new gloves and cleats for my rookie season in San Jose. In exchange for these fine products and a significant financial payment, Lord Farquaads will appear in Frankie’s commercials and will make a royal decree upon his reinstatement to his role as Duloc God Emporer. This is more than enough recompsense for the measly financial transaction that was made to Lord Farquaads’ bank account.
Oh yes, I am well aware that many companies are vying for my hand in sponsorship. They want Lord Farquaads to represent them and represent only one I shall. I am happy to announce that I’ve agreed to terms of sponsorship for Frankie’s Fantasy Creature Extermination Co, a fine Dulocian business venture that focuses on the humane extermination of all fantasy creatures. This includes unicorns, dragons, dwarves, and especially Ogres. I’ve received word that the first Ogre that Frankie’s takes down will be skinned and turned into my new gloves and cleats for my rookie season in San Jose. In exchange for these fine products and a significant financial payment, Lord Farquaads will appear in Frankie’s commercials and will make a royal decree upon his reinstatement to his role as Duloc God Emporer. This is more than enough recompsense for the measly financial transaction that was made to Lord Farquaads’ bank account.