Hi. I'm Florida Man. You might know me from being on Sportscenter damn near every week. And what's the reason I'm on Sportscenter damn near every week, even when it isn't football season? Why that'd be cuz of my favorite beverage, a big ol' tall boy Natty Light. You'll be hard-pressed to find me after the big game not holding a tall boy in my hand. Or before the game. Or hell, sometimes during the game if ya know where to hide 'em. Tastes great, and at only 95 calories, I can stay in peak physical condition to make the easiest 78 yard touchdowns you've ever seen in your life. And then, guess who ends up being the life of the party after every big win? Or the crowd reviver after every crushing loss? Or the very conflicted man after every middling tie? The guy who bring the Natties. BRING THE PARTY!
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