Walrus Jones has had a short career in the ISFL so far, but has been working hard to make an impact for the Otters. Playing offensive line it’s hard to play well and get noticed, especially since linemen only usually get called out when they make a penalty or allow a sack, two things that they are specifically trying not to do.
So imagine his surprise when he got a call from the Orange County Pancake Emporium, a local restaurant known for its 24 inch pancakes. It was so exciting to hear that they wanted to offer a sponsorship, all that needs to happen is appear in a few commercials extoling the Pancake Emporium and it’s array of breakfast offerings.
The day arrives, and the commercial is set up. All Walrus needs to do is eat a stack of mega pancakes for the camera, and talk about how awesome it is. This is super easy, given the insane caloric requirements for a professional offensive lineman. Hopefully this is the start of many more sponsorships and commercials!
So imagine his surprise when he got a call from the Orange County Pancake Emporium, a local restaurant known for its 24 inch pancakes. It was so exciting to hear that they wanted to offer a sponsorship, all that needs to happen is appear in a few commercials extoling the Pancake Emporium and it’s array of breakfast offerings.
The day arrives, and the commercial is set up. All Walrus needs to do is eat a stack of mega pancakes for the camera, and talk about how awesome it is. This is super easy, given the insane caloric requirements for a professional offensive lineman. Hopefully this is the start of many more sponsorships and commercials!
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