It is common knowledge that American Boot is an expert at rocket jumping having written The Rocket Jumper's Almanac, and possessing all the world records on rocket jumping speed. Given this information, you would be surprised to find out that American Boot is sponsored by Subway. Of course he isn't, American Boot is currently sponsored by NASA. Initially, American Boot was brought on because his body was "somehow able to withstand immense pressure despite having no suit or harness, and he needs to be examined further in a lab". At least thats what they told Philadelphia at the time. American Boot has since become known for his commercials where he is seen rocket jumping to other planets. Many people think its great special effects, because he doesn't have an astronaut suit, and he "moves far too quickly for him to actually be in space". This is false. American Boot actually rocket jumps to the other planets, carrying a camera with him the entire time.
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