The game that defined Logjammed Mcbobface’s pre ISFL career had to be his Homecoming game vs the city rival his Sophomore year of Highschool. In this game, Logjammed has said he took his brothers pre game ritual, and ate a cheeseburger before the game. And because of this, he was pumped up minutes before the kickoff. When he came out on his first drive, he had 2 sacks and even forced and recovered a fumble. He promptly threw up the cheeseburger on the sideline, but that didn’t stop him from playing good. He absolutely embarrassed the other teams qb by sacking him, and then throwing up on him, the cheeseburger was doing wonders to his game, but the complete opposite to his stomach. Logjammed got the game winning sack, sacking the Qb for his 6th of the game on 4th down, but he had no time to celebrate, as he threw up again, the poor QB.
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