17. The Ultimini MVP would have to be Lloyd Bannings after he led his team with 2 Touchdowns, 317 yards passing, 31/46 on passing attempts, and laying out his life for a critical 4th & Short sneak. First off that man isn’t just going to Disney world, he’s gonna go to Universal and Legoland to soak up all of his break, because that man deserves it. At Disney, he would get himself one of those cabins on site by himself, given that more or less he was Tijuana’s Sacrificial Lamb ™ for a lot of stuff. He would have a 5 day vacation, 3 days for Magic Kingdom and Hollywood studios, 1 day for Epcot and animal kingdom, grab that orange vanilla ice cream in the animal kingdom, and then 1 day for probably just the shops. That man likes his souvenirs, he even has a suitcase ready for all of them! He also probably would get hounded the entire time due to him being the reason so many un pequeno Luchadores are over the moon right now.
19. If there was any new ground on a new stadium or something of the sort, as a player I have a whole checklist. 1. New locker rooms: The ones we have are serviceable but are lacking in some, security measures. And by security measures, I mean your teammates placing booby traps inside of your own locker. Our lockers having enough space so each of us could dress up only at our locker would also be nice. Right now our lockers are a bit small, so we have to get our stuff and then dress up on “the bench”, which is just a bench in the middle of the locker room. I would love to have some personal space for just getting ready for the game. 2. Advanced Hydrotherapy Outreach Clinic: AKA: BIG HOTUB. Don’t tell me after a hard days work that chilling in a hot tub doesn’t cool ya down. It would be a great addition for our guys tired after a game.
23. For me, the biggest thing in the sim to change would be late game logic and 4 & Short conversions. If you remember from the Last Ultimini, the game did end in a bit of a tragic way. With 47 seconds left on the clock in the last moments of what should have been the 1st Overtime period, the KCC Sim decided that it was gonna win, here and now, and would take those seconds to get a game winning field goal. 3rd & 1, they spike the ball. 4th & 1, they pass it, incomplete. 33 Yarder, Wing Wang, TIJ Champs. I know this a rare situation as normally the sim would tie it here, play it safe, maybe rush on 3rd, or punt. But for playoffs, the end of OT1 doesn’t mean the end of the game. So it should play for OT2, or if they try and make a field goal out of 47 seconds, they SHOULD NOT SPIKE THE BALL. It just doesn’t make sense. Take TIJ v DAL this year. Game is tied 17-17, your TIJ, 2 minutes left, your on their 39. You should drain the clock right, March upfield to get better positioning for your Kicker, and take the shot with zeros on the clock. They don’t, they go hurry up, and they burn all three timeouts, and now have 1:25 on the clock on DAL 15, and they SPIKE THE
BALL. It’s now 4th and 12, on Dallas 15, with 1:13 to go, tied 17-17. The sim looked at this situation and said “Yep I’m rational, let them Pass the Ball”. The sim just needs
an update on logic badly, or else great games get plagued with “simmed” endings
31. I welcome you to the most degenerate gambler award, with me Ult as your host. Today we celebrate wagerers, bettors, gamesters, speculators, game fixers, high rollers, people who can’t pay their gambling debts on time (I’m looking at you Jared, pay up), Robinhood traders, and all in all, losers. At the awards, we don’t celebrate gambling “greatness”, we celebrate degenerate gamblers who have somehow found an easier way to give the casino money than just writing a check to them. Right now, we honor the worst cumulative or single losses this ISFL season, and the nominees are; Baz, for losing $20,000,000 to aeonsjenni on betting that the 5-0 TIJ would beat the 0-5 BBB; Chicken Lips losing a total of 7,600,000 on gambling over the season and giving this advice as “legitimate” ,damn that’s degenerate; and CR0ney, for working with the casino this year, but still managing to get some picks wrong. This years “Degen of the Year” goes to……. Baz! Congrats for making the worst bet this season, I’ll be shipping this award to you personally so we get to put you on television!
19. If there was any new ground on a new stadium or something of the sort, as a player I have a whole checklist. 1. New locker rooms: The ones we have are serviceable but are lacking in some, security measures. And by security measures, I mean your teammates placing booby traps inside of your own locker. Our lockers having enough space so each of us could dress up only at our locker would also be nice. Right now our lockers are a bit small, so we have to get our stuff and then dress up on “the bench”, which is just a bench in the middle of the locker room. I would love to have some personal space for just getting ready for the game. 2. Advanced Hydrotherapy Outreach Clinic: AKA: BIG HOTUB. Don’t tell me after a hard days work that chilling in a hot tub doesn’t cool ya down. It would be a great addition for our guys tired after a game.
23. For me, the biggest thing in the sim to change would be late game logic and 4 & Short conversions. If you remember from the Last Ultimini, the game did end in a bit of a tragic way. With 47 seconds left on the clock in the last moments of what should have been the 1st Overtime period, the KCC Sim decided that it was gonna win, here and now, and would take those seconds to get a game winning field goal. 3rd & 1, they spike the ball. 4th & 1, they pass it, incomplete. 33 Yarder, Wing Wang, TIJ Champs. I know this a rare situation as normally the sim would tie it here, play it safe, maybe rush on 3rd, or punt. But for playoffs, the end of OT1 doesn’t mean the end of the game. So it should play for OT2, or if they try and make a field goal out of 47 seconds, they SHOULD NOT SPIKE THE BALL. It just doesn’t make sense. Take TIJ v DAL this year. Game is tied 17-17, your TIJ, 2 minutes left, your on their 39. You should drain the clock right, March upfield to get better positioning for your Kicker, and take the shot with zeros on the clock. They don’t, they go hurry up, and they burn all three timeouts, and now have 1:25 on the clock on DAL 15, and they SPIKE THE
BALL. It’s now 4th and 12, on Dallas 15, with 1:13 to go, tied 17-17. The sim looked at this situation and said “Yep I’m rational, let them Pass the Ball”. The sim just needs
an update on logic badly, or else great games get plagued with “simmed” endings
31. I welcome you to the most degenerate gambler award, with me Ult as your host. Today we celebrate wagerers, bettors, gamesters, speculators, game fixers, high rollers, people who can’t pay their gambling debts on time (I’m looking at you Jared, pay up), Robinhood traders, and all in all, losers. At the awards, we don’t celebrate gambling “greatness”, we celebrate degenerate gamblers who have somehow found an easier way to give the casino money than just writing a check to them. Right now, we honor the worst cumulative or single losses this ISFL season, and the nominees are; Baz, for losing $20,000,000 to aeonsjenni on betting that the 5-0 TIJ would beat the 0-5 BBB; Chicken Lips losing a total of 7,600,000 on gambling over the season and giving this advice as “legitimate” ,damn that’s degenerate; and CR0ney, for working with the casino this year, but still managing to get some picks wrong. This years “Degen of the Year” goes to……. Baz! Congrats for making the worst bet this season, I’ll be shipping this award to you personally so we get to put you on television!