09-15-2023, 05:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-22-2023, 10:48 AM by lemonoppy. Edited 1 time in total.)
You know, I was getting ready to sit back and relax for the weekend. I had posted my final media for the season and was content to focus on other things outside of the league. That is, until something out of left field came to my attention and needed to be addressed. It probably shouldn’t be addressed but I couldn’t stay silent about this story so here we are. And before you continue reading to fully understand the situation here's a little taste of what I've been dealing with https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=46595
It is so HOT being a kicker right now so much so that everyone wants the smoke. Zenzeroni Xystarch II’s “hate list” was leaked early on September 15th and since then he has gotten plenty of attention from celebrity seeking missiles like the thirsty Mega Tron and Bamford who is unhappy with being third on the list. And after reading the Clown Car Four Bamford was desperate for attention even more. Well congrats kid, you’re wish has been granted. Introducing the Nauseating Nine.
@TheRake TheRake - The Grudge Meister
@Tmoney6996 Passarelli - The Traitor
@OrangeJulius Orange Julius - The Con Artist
@homercrates Thor Dangerson - The Voice of (T)reason
@fireyheart Triceracop - The PR Specialist
@DL14 DL14 - DL
@Crazytomato Crazy Tomato - The Jester
@Bamford13 Bamford - The Leech
@McGriddy10 Mega Tron - The Wannabe
@captainsb Joey Battle - Honorary Member
The Grudge Meister
We start at the top of the list with TheRake who within seconds of joining the league had already started beef with Zenzeroni stating “If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a kicker, does anyone give a shit” This sparked an uproar from Zenzeroni who was shocked that many people in the league had the same sentiment toward kickers. This fetish with hating kickers seems to be a desperate plea to get attention.
Kickers are one of the most valuable and talked about positions because of their clutch factor and ability to single handidly win games. So, with so many players that are in less than ideal positions such as TheRake who doesn’t get to shine all that often with so many people on defense taking attention away from him, the only way to get that attention back is by starting beef with a position in the spotlight such as the kicker position. This brings us to possibly Zenzeroni’s biggest rival in the DSFL, Crazy Tomato.
The Jester
Crazy Tomato made his mark early and often and was a constant thorn in Zenzeroni’s side for much of his early career until he mysteriously vanished and is rarely seen nowadays. Possibly hiding from the spotlight due to his lack of high TPE and finally losing to Zenzeroni in a bet Crazy Tomato is one of the few on the list who is not actively seeking attention anymore. However, he is obviously included because he was SO DESPERATE to get under the skin of Zenzeroni despite his insults hitting off Zenzeroni like an annoying gnat. But everyone wants a piece of Zenzeroni so they can have their turn in the limelight and that isn’t more true than with our next contestant on the price is bad, Jordan Bamford.
EDIT: As I am very quickly putting together this article Crazy Tomato has decided to make a resurgence and is in quite the battle for most desperate player ever. For days if not weeks Crazy Tomato had let the Zenzeroni Tomato beef simmer and it has now resurfaced as he posted minutes ago “Daily reminder that kickers suck” and then went on to huff a whole lot of Copium saying “Idc about the draft. Getting drafted high is for nerds. I just want to get on a good team". For the uninformed Zenzeroni was shockingly taken in the DSFL draft BEFORE Crazy Tomato causing him to throw a tantrum. Now desperate to get back into the spotlight he has entered the arena and tried to get the attention of Zenzeroni. Congrats pal you made it.
The Leech
Upon the list being posted Bamford was FUMING that he hadn’t been part of the Clown Car Four making it clear that he was the most DESPERATE for attention out of anyone from the Naseuating Nine. Bamford states “I wanna be included. I feel excluded. Was I not mean enough?” then continuing on to say “Zen when next clown car. I want in. You’re my second biggest rival”. Poor Bamford hasn’t gotten enough attention and needs constant reassurance that he is with the “cool kids” by offering the same boring cliches that have been repeated hundreds of times “KICKERS STUPID, SWITCH TO LINEBACKER #Bankickers”. You already had beef with Zenzeroni there’s no need to provide fake beef that literally means nothing when it is clear you are actively seeking attention. I was going to dig through the archives to find the root of the real beef but it isn’t even worth it because it is clear the agenda of one Jordan Bamford is completely psychotic and in a whole other realm from reality. He’s the paparazzi to a celebrity, the third wheel to a date, the leech to the human and went from near the top of the list to the bottom of the list in one day.
EDIT: And now here comes Bamford as desperate as ever stating “NOO tomato. Let me have this. Kicking scum. Kickers suck. I went above you Zenzeroni. That’s cause kickers suck”. SO the TLDR from all of what he just said for those keeping track is “kickers suck”. How original. Welcome to the bottom of the tier list my friend.
The Con Artist
Orange Julius is the next topic of discussion and there are a couple of things we could talk about regarding him. Go ahead and read the Clown Car 4 for more explanation but we became rivals early on but it was fairly tame compared to the rest of the players before him. But that is not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the lying and deceitfulness that Orange Julius participated in to get Zenzeroni’s attention and keep him close in the wings when he didn’t deserve to. And weeks later it is clear now that he was never going to follow through and it was just all for publicity. Zenzeroni had been pumping out media as he does since the beginning of his entrance to the league so he had racked up quite the bank account. On the flip side Orange Julius had done very little in the form of money and while he was an active member of the league had nothing compared to Zenzeroni. Despite this, Orange Julius and Zenzeroni concocted a plan to make the biggest bet in ISFL history it would be a combined 200M dollar bet with each chipping in 100M. The only problem of course was that Orange Julius didn’t have nearly that type of money. However, Orange Julius said he would find the money and Zenzeroni believed him. Weeks later and days before the game Orange Julius was again reminded about the bet but this time told Zenzeroni he wouldn’t have the money come game time. All this time Zenzeroni had been gloating about how he and OJ were making the biggest bet in the history of the ISFL as rookies! But now the truth is out. Orange Julius’s scheme is now obvious looking back. Use Zenzeroni and his massive amount of clout and fans from pumping out media to spread awareness about “the best wide receiver in the league” while knowing full well he wouldn’t hold up his end of the bargain which is why Orange Julius is an obvious member of the Nauseating Nine.
The Voice of (T)reason
Now we go to an interesting character in Thor Dangerson. Thor is extremely popular amongst the rookie class for his gameday chatting ability but he isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. First of all, taking the name Thor when it is already taken by another rookie is a pretty low blow if I don't say so myself. But more than that he has tried to implant himself into as many places as possible hoping someone will notice him. Looking through his post history you will find him commenting on media after media hoping for one of them to write a story about him so that people would notice someone with very little to offer outside of great commentary. Hoping to slide by and look good amongst the rookie class is this Nauseating Nine’s cup of tea and he’s done great at doing it.
The Traitor
Next up we have the one that brings me the most pain writing about Thomas Passarelli. I thought we were crewmates, mateys, life long friends until he stabbed me and everyone else on Bondi Beach in the back. Doing dealings with the enemy, once a teammate, Passarelli has turned into public enemy number 1 as he moves to the GM role for the absolutely terrible Norfolk Seawolves. Without so much as an insincere goodbye Passarelli was gone. Why would someone like Passarelli who has his strengths leave a team that is building up to be one of the strongest teams next season? The answer is simple: Greed and Jealousy.
He had always thought he was better than the mateys, constantly seeking attention from the higher-ups in the league and constantly feeling like he was above the team. This proved difficult as his position of TE was already filled by the incredible Dylan Duma. This forced him out wide at wide receiver where he didn’t get nearly the amount of love that he was hoping for. Fed up with the team despite having one of the best locker rooms and overall teams in the league, Passarelli complained to upper management and he forced a trade out of Bondi Beach. Not only this but he became a GM while stealing all of Bondi Beach’s playbook PLUS trying to get information from other GM’s “For other GMs in the chat, are their offensive strategies that you typically stay away from?”. He was blatantly looking to steal from other GM’s while knowing the Bondi Beach playbook already! The desperation to be noticed was palpable and plainly obvious. He got out of Bondi Beach so that he could thrust himself into the spotlight and make himself the star of the team by transferring to the terrible Norfolk Seawolves. It was a genius move and it looks like it paid off for him. Too bad he lost all his friends along the way.
The PR Specialist
Our next topic of discussion is my teammate the legendary Triceracop. His desperation takes a different form. Unlike most other players here Triceracop never used me as leverage and was never actively seeking attention. He just naturally curated attention. His media has always been legendary and since the mysterious disappearance of another teammate Paul McLaughlin, Triceracop has used it to his full advantage which is why I’m so curious as to what happened to McLaughlin because just as Triceracop entered the league Mclaughlin vanished. It seems that Triceracop has used the McLaughlin disappearance as a catapult to better his career. And it is paying off too! He’s loved by everyone in the Bondi Beach locker room including myself and no other rookies have any quarrels with him either. So it seems he has been able to hide his desperation through adoration. An incredibly interesting development for sure.
DL
Next we land on my favorite character of the bunch DL14. There’s a lot to unpack regarding DL whether it is his past history or his disdain for me trying to celebrate holidays with him but it’s this disdain for me that is why he is on this list today and an active member of the Nauseating Nine. A little behind the scenes for you is that DL has attempted to do things multiple times but been shut down by others. I will not go into further detail as that isn’t my story to tell but what is my story to tell is this. DL has, for weeks and even months at this point, been racking up the number one ranking chat messages allowing for the biggest possible payday. He has been doing this for as long as I have been here and is a clear demonstration of desperation for not only money but also attention. I want everyone to be aware of what I’m about to say. In the DSFL server alone DL has over 22,000 messages. You read that right. 22,000 messages dating back to February this year. So he hasn’t been desperate to get attention from me, he’s been desperate to get attention from EVERYONE. This man will stop at no lengths to be the top dog despite being everything but. It’s an incredible look into the crazed and deluded mind of a man that thinks he is the king of the castle when in reality he is quite simply…DL.
The Wannabe
We have arrived at our final guest of the day and a new member to the Official Zenzeroni Hate List and that would be Mega Tron. This should have been the biggest culprit of the desperation dilemma but luckily for him, there were others that stepped to the plate. Things kicked off in regards to Mega Tron after the listing of the Zenzeroni Hate List. He asked “add me” to Zenzeroni. Now, for someone to be hated there needs to be a reason for it so Zenzeroni asked for a reason. Mega Tron then went back on what he just said and replied with “oh you don't want to hate me” a nonanswer and contradiction to what he had said minutes prior. Zenzeroni then attempts to start the beef with Mega Tron by coming at his performance during the recent season which Mega Tron quickly replies by blaming the team.
At this point, Mega Tron has already succeeded in his goal. He has gained traction with one of the most influential figures in the DSFL and is loving every second because it means a bigger chance that he would get noticed. He downplays trying to get on the hate list once more by saying “I have no enemies” and refusing to go on the hate list when Zenzeroni invites him on. Then in his millionth contradiction of the day he goes on to try and roast Zenzeroni saying “BAN KICKERS, THEY SUCK. No Switch to LEFT BENCH”. Sound familiar? Yeah him and Bamford are two peas in a pod as he tells Zenzeroni “not to mess with him”. Then finally after this entire debacle, I revealed the name of this article which he responded with “oh no I’m no it”. Yes Mega Tron you are. You pathetic, good for nothing, riding coattails, bozo that thinks talking with me will immediately elevate your game and attention. And maybe it has but it should reveal the character you really are. A desperate man who uses others to elevate himself for his own good.
Honorary Member
The honorary member is Joey Battle only because he is on my hate list from hating kickers early in the season (once again see The Clown Car Four for reference). He has had very little action recently and seems to be the opposite of what the rest of these kids are. Attention seeking missiles.
Customer Reviews!!!!
Some people may think I’m lying about my reputation around this league so let me give you some customer reviews of people explaining how amazing and popular and cool I am:
“I wanted to say I've heard a lot of great things about you so your activity has definitely been noticed!”
“you definitely seem to be getting along well thats for sure. and a few members of your class have said some good things about you”
“I've been greatly entertained by and supportive of your pro-kicker arguments.”
“I just thought I'd let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed your media piece. Definitely one of my favorite first pieces I've ever read!”
“i love ur media its so funny and always a great read lmao”
This is the greatest media post in history of media post. I'm blessed to have read such a wonderful article. !0/10.
“you've got the biggest brain I've encountered”
“You will be a goated kicker”
And plenty more!!!!!
So if it wasn’t clear to you before it should be clear now…. I am the center of attention. I am what all these chumps wish they were. I am what peak performance looks like. I am the best player in the DSFL draft and everyone, And I mean everyone wants a piece of Zenzeroni because they are so desperate for just a sliver of the fame that Zenzeroni has. So to the Nauseating Nine I bid you adieu and I wish you luck on your desperation endeavors and hope that maybe this media will give you the attention you so badly want.
P.S. This was made in good fun if anyone listed in the above article wishes for me to take it down or not include them I would be happy to oblige love you all! Ciao!
Also to end the breakfast debate it’s
1. Pancakes
2. Waffles
3. French Toast
It is so HOT being a kicker right now so much so that everyone wants the smoke. Zenzeroni Xystarch II’s “hate list” was leaked early on September 15th and since then he has gotten plenty of attention from celebrity seeking missiles like the thirsty Mega Tron and Bamford who is unhappy with being third on the list. And after reading the Clown Car Four Bamford was desperate for attention even more. Well congrats kid, you’re wish has been granted. Introducing the Nauseating Nine.
@TheRake TheRake - The Grudge Meister
@Tmoney6996 Passarelli - The Traitor
@OrangeJulius Orange Julius - The Con Artist
@homercrates Thor Dangerson - The Voice of (T)reason
@fireyheart Triceracop - The PR Specialist
@DL14 DL14 - DL
@Crazytomato Crazy Tomato - The Jester
@Bamford13 Bamford - The Leech
@McGriddy10 Mega Tron - The Wannabe
@captainsb Joey Battle - Honorary Member
The Grudge Meister
We start at the top of the list with TheRake who within seconds of joining the league had already started beef with Zenzeroni stating “If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a kicker, does anyone give a shit” This sparked an uproar from Zenzeroni who was shocked that many people in the league had the same sentiment toward kickers. This fetish with hating kickers seems to be a desperate plea to get attention.
Kickers are one of the most valuable and talked about positions because of their clutch factor and ability to single handidly win games. So, with so many players that are in less than ideal positions such as TheRake who doesn’t get to shine all that often with so many people on defense taking attention away from him, the only way to get that attention back is by starting beef with a position in the spotlight such as the kicker position. This brings us to possibly Zenzeroni’s biggest rival in the DSFL, Crazy Tomato.
The Jester
Crazy Tomato made his mark early and often and was a constant thorn in Zenzeroni’s side for much of his early career until he mysteriously vanished and is rarely seen nowadays. Possibly hiding from the spotlight due to his lack of high TPE and finally losing to Zenzeroni in a bet Crazy Tomato is one of the few on the list who is not actively seeking attention anymore. However, he is obviously included because he was SO DESPERATE to get under the skin of Zenzeroni despite his insults hitting off Zenzeroni like an annoying gnat. But everyone wants a piece of Zenzeroni so they can have their turn in the limelight and that isn’t more true than with our next contestant on the price is bad, Jordan Bamford.
EDIT: As I am very quickly putting together this article Crazy Tomato has decided to make a resurgence and is in quite the battle for most desperate player ever. For days if not weeks Crazy Tomato had let the Zenzeroni Tomato beef simmer and it has now resurfaced as he posted minutes ago “Daily reminder that kickers suck” and then went on to huff a whole lot of Copium saying “Idc about the draft. Getting drafted high is for nerds. I just want to get on a good team". For the uninformed Zenzeroni was shockingly taken in the DSFL draft BEFORE Crazy Tomato causing him to throw a tantrum. Now desperate to get back into the spotlight he has entered the arena and tried to get the attention of Zenzeroni. Congrats pal you made it.
The Leech
Upon the list being posted Bamford was FUMING that he hadn’t been part of the Clown Car Four making it clear that he was the most DESPERATE for attention out of anyone from the Naseuating Nine. Bamford states “I wanna be included. I feel excluded. Was I not mean enough?” then continuing on to say “Zen when next clown car. I want in. You’re my second biggest rival”. Poor Bamford hasn’t gotten enough attention and needs constant reassurance that he is with the “cool kids” by offering the same boring cliches that have been repeated hundreds of times “KICKERS STUPID, SWITCH TO LINEBACKER #Bankickers”. You already had beef with Zenzeroni there’s no need to provide fake beef that literally means nothing when it is clear you are actively seeking attention. I was going to dig through the archives to find the root of the real beef but it isn’t even worth it because it is clear the agenda of one Jordan Bamford is completely psychotic and in a whole other realm from reality. He’s the paparazzi to a celebrity, the third wheel to a date, the leech to the human and went from near the top of the list to the bottom of the list in one day.
EDIT: And now here comes Bamford as desperate as ever stating “NOO tomato. Let me have this. Kicking scum. Kickers suck. I went above you Zenzeroni. That’s cause kickers suck”. SO the TLDR from all of what he just said for those keeping track is “kickers suck”. How original. Welcome to the bottom of the tier list my friend.
The Con Artist
Orange Julius is the next topic of discussion and there are a couple of things we could talk about regarding him. Go ahead and read the Clown Car 4 for more explanation but we became rivals early on but it was fairly tame compared to the rest of the players before him. But that is not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the lying and deceitfulness that Orange Julius participated in to get Zenzeroni’s attention and keep him close in the wings when he didn’t deserve to. And weeks later it is clear now that he was never going to follow through and it was just all for publicity. Zenzeroni had been pumping out media as he does since the beginning of his entrance to the league so he had racked up quite the bank account. On the flip side Orange Julius had done very little in the form of money and while he was an active member of the league had nothing compared to Zenzeroni. Despite this, Orange Julius and Zenzeroni concocted a plan to make the biggest bet in ISFL history it would be a combined 200M dollar bet with each chipping in 100M. The only problem of course was that Orange Julius didn’t have nearly that type of money. However, Orange Julius said he would find the money and Zenzeroni believed him. Weeks later and days before the game Orange Julius was again reminded about the bet but this time told Zenzeroni he wouldn’t have the money come game time. All this time Zenzeroni had been gloating about how he and OJ were making the biggest bet in the history of the ISFL as rookies! But now the truth is out. Orange Julius’s scheme is now obvious looking back. Use Zenzeroni and his massive amount of clout and fans from pumping out media to spread awareness about “the best wide receiver in the league” while knowing full well he wouldn’t hold up his end of the bargain which is why Orange Julius is an obvious member of the Nauseating Nine.
The Voice of (T)reason
Now we go to an interesting character in Thor Dangerson. Thor is extremely popular amongst the rookie class for his gameday chatting ability but he isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. First of all, taking the name Thor when it is already taken by another rookie is a pretty low blow if I don't say so myself. But more than that he has tried to implant himself into as many places as possible hoping someone will notice him. Looking through his post history you will find him commenting on media after media hoping for one of them to write a story about him so that people would notice someone with very little to offer outside of great commentary. Hoping to slide by and look good amongst the rookie class is this Nauseating Nine’s cup of tea and he’s done great at doing it.
The Traitor
Next up we have the one that brings me the most pain writing about Thomas Passarelli. I thought we were crewmates, mateys, life long friends until he stabbed me and everyone else on Bondi Beach in the back. Doing dealings with the enemy, once a teammate, Passarelli has turned into public enemy number 1 as he moves to the GM role for the absolutely terrible Norfolk Seawolves. Without so much as an insincere goodbye Passarelli was gone. Why would someone like Passarelli who has his strengths leave a team that is building up to be one of the strongest teams next season? The answer is simple: Greed and Jealousy.
He had always thought he was better than the mateys, constantly seeking attention from the higher-ups in the league and constantly feeling like he was above the team. This proved difficult as his position of TE was already filled by the incredible Dylan Duma. This forced him out wide at wide receiver where he didn’t get nearly the amount of love that he was hoping for. Fed up with the team despite having one of the best locker rooms and overall teams in the league, Passarelli complained to upper management and he forced a trade out of Bondi Beach. Not only this but he became a GM while stealing all of Bondi Beach’s playbook PLUS trying to get information from other GM’s “For other GMs in the chat, are their offensive strategies that you typically stay away from?”. He was blatantly looking to steal from other GM’s while knowing the Bondi Beach playbook already! The desperation to be noticed was palpable and plainly obvious. He got out of Bondi Beach so that he could thrust himself into the spotlight and make himself the star of the team by transferring to the terrible Norfolk Seawolves. It was a genius move and it looks like it paid off for him. Too bad he lost all his friends along the way.
The PR Specialist
Our next topic of discussion is my teammate the legendary Triceracop. His desperation takes a different form. Unlike most other players here Triceracop never used me as leverage and was never actively seeking attention. He just naturally curated attention. His media has always been legendary and since the mysterious disappearance of another teammate Paul McLaughlin, Triceracop has used it to his full advantage which is why I’m so curious as to what happened to McLaughlin because just as Triceracop entered the league Mclaughlin vanished. It seems that Triceracop has used the McLaughlin disappearance as a catapult to better his career. And it is paying off too! He’s loved by everyone in the Bondi Beach locker room including myself and no other rookies have any quarrels with him either. So it seems he has been able to hide his desperation through adoration. An incredibly interesting development for sure.
DL
Next we land on my favorite character of the bunch DL14. There’s a lot to unpack regarding DL whether it is his past history or his disdain for me trying to celebrate holidays with him but it’s this disdain for me that is why he is on this list today and an active member of the Nauseating Nine. A little behind the scenes for you is that DL has attempted to do things multiple times but been shut down by others. I will not go into further detail as that isn’t my story to tell but what is my story to tell is this. DL has, for weeks and even months at this point, been racking up the number one ranking chat messages allowing for the biggest possible payday. He has been doing this for as long as I have been here and is a clear demonstration of desperation for not only money but also attention. I want everyone to be aware of what I’m about to say. In the DSFL server alone DL has over 22,000 messages. You read that right. 22,000 messages dating back to February this year. So he hasn’t been desperate to get attention from me, he’s been desperate to get attention from EVERYONE. This man will stop at no lengths to be the top dog despite being everything but. It’s an incredible look into the crazed and deluded mind of a man that thinks he is the king of the castle when in reality he is quite simply…DL.
The Wannabe
We have arrived at our final guest of the day and a new member to the Official Zenzeroni Hate List and that would be Mega Tron. This should have been the biggest culprit of the desperation dilemma but luckily for him, there were others that stepped to the plate. Things kicked off in regards to Mega Tron after the listing of the Zenzeroni Hate List. He asked “add me” to Zenzeroni. Now, for someone to be hated there needs to be a reason for it so Zenzeroni asked for a reason. Mega Tron then went back on what he just said and replied with “oh you don't want to hate me” a nonanswer and contradiction to what he had said minutes prior. Zenzeroni then attempts to start the beef with Mega Tron by coming at his performance during the recent season which Mega Tron quickly replies by blaming the team.
At this point, Mega Tron has already succeeded in his goal. He has gained traction with one of the most influential figures in the DSFL and is loving every second because it means a bigger chance that he would get noticed. He downplays trying to get on the hate list once more by saying “I have no enemies” and refusing to go on the hate list when Zenzeroni invites him on. Then in his millionth contradiction of the day he goes on to try and roast Zenzeroni saying “BAN KICKERS, THEY SUCK. No Switch to LEFT BENCH”. Sound familiar? Yeah him and Bamford are two peas in a pod as he tells Zenzeroni “not to mess with him”. Then finally after this entire debacle, I revealed the name of this article which he responded with “oh no I’m no it”. Yes Mega Tron you are. You pathetic, good for nothing, riding coattails, bozo that thinks talking with me will immediately elevate your game and attention. And maybe it has but it should reveal the character you really are. A desperate man who uses others to elevate himself for his own good.
Honorary Member
The honorary member is Joey Battle only because he is on my hate list from hating kickers early in the season (once again see The Clown Car Four for reference). He has had very little action recently and seems to be the opposite of what the rest of these kids are. Attention seeking missiles.
Customer Reviews!!!!
Some people may think I’m lying about my reputation around this league so let me give you some customer reviews of people explaining how amazing and popular and cool I am:
“I wanted to say I've heard a lot of great things about you so your activity has definitely been noticed!”
“you definitely seem to be getting along well thats for sure. and a few members of your class have said some good things about you”
“I've been greatly entertained by and supportive of your pro-kicker arguments.”
“I just thought I'd let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed your media piece. Definitely one of my favorite first pieces I've ever read!”
“i love ur media its so funny and always a great read lmao”
This is the greatest media post in history of media post. I'm blessed to have read such a wonderful article. !0/10.
“you've got the biggest brain I've encountered”
“You will be a goated kicker”
And plenty more!!!!!
So if it wasn’t clear to you before it should be clear now…. I am the center of attention. I am what all these chumps wish they were. I am what peak performance looks like. I am the best player in the DSFL draft and everyone, And I mean everyone wants a piece of Zenzeroni because they are so desperate for just a sliver of the fame that Zenzeroni has. So to the Nauseating Nine I bid you adieu and I wish you luck on your desperation endeavors and hope that maybe this media will give you the attention you so badly want.
P.S. This was made in good fun if anyone listed in the above article wishes for me to take it down or not include them I would be happy to oblige love you all! Ciao!
Also to end the breakfast debate it’s
1. Pancakes
2. Waffles
3. French Toast