I feel like I would want to sponsor something I actually enjoy doing myself. But MJF is pretty outspoken with some of his opinions so I am not sure what brand would really go for him. I guess something like a diamond ring would work well. Or alternatively, I think the best option would be Burberry scarves, cause I always wear one of them, even on the field. They are kind of my signature look already, so they could probably put me in a commercial and then I could also buy myself a ring again, though I guess I could also just use the Honolulu championship ring for that purpose too. More money is always nice though, I could purchase more devil masks then too and more football gear and make even more money being the best there is in the league. Let's get to the hall of fame next and then I will be even more famous.
Marty Crane would undoubtably be asked to be the sponsor of the greatest beer of all time: Ballantine. Having consumed the beer every day for many years they wouldn't have to make much of an offer for his services at all. For a lifetime supply, Marty would gladly sing and dance for the beer of his dreams. They could use him in ads tackling other beers on the field or intercepting people tossing a friend a ballantine at a party. They could even talk him into getting a large Ballantine tattoo on his arm. The brand loyalty runs so deep in Marty's heart that there's literally nothing he wouldn't do to help out his favorite company and ensure Ballantine remains on the shelves of his local liquor store for years to come. If Marty was to receive actual compensation from the ads he stars in, the only logical place he'd spend the money is on a larger beer fridge...and maybe some pretzels.
As a lover of all animals, Delores Bickerman would probably accept any sponsorship offer that came with the opportunity to hang out with more animals. She especially has a soft spot for gators, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who put two and two together when they learned she hails from Lake Placid. So when a new Gator Chow company started up and asked her to endorse their product she was all over it. She didn't care about the money, she was just there to hold baby gators, sing to them, and feed them cow-flavoured gator bites. While there was a time she probably would have worked harder to hide her checkered past, Delores is at an age now where she doesn't care. She'll do what it takes to help the gators and protect them from big bad humans who want to shoo them from their lakes just because they happened to eat a few other humans (but hopefully also discourage the eating of humans with the new Gator Chow formula ).
Crasher Wake would be one of the many football players who sells himself out for insurance ads. His name would do most of the heavy lifting to get him a deal as the "what not to do" example: "The Crasher." Picture a series of short ads from Allfarm (the sim league universe's competitor to Statestate) featuring different scenarios drivers may find on the road. The first part of the ad features a safe driver following the rules of the road and going through the situation without incident. The second half shows "The Crasher" making comically bad decisions and causing an equally comic amount of damage to his own and others' vehicles. This is followed by the tagline "we can't all be perfect drivers, but with Allfarm even somebody like that can be better protected." With his new money, Wake decides now's the time to buy a new car. Unfortunately, he finds that Allfarm's tagline isn't quite true because they refuse to quote him a price.
Aye, yet McDripsen has received many a sponsorship offer in his time. He has turned down all but 2, primarily because of stupid errors like misspelling his name or calling his family "11 of the most Welsh people they have ever come across", which thinking about it now that was much more of a compliment than first thought. The first sponsorship was when McDripsen McDropsen P.H.D. was offered a contract to play in the DSFL with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Think about, they sponsor his life by paying him, like that was a question. But where does the ship come from? Bingo, you guessed it. The Pirates shredding the waves offers him the hat of the captain of the Armada. The GM pair of Triceracop, or better known as pterodactyl po-po, and Whovian sponsored him and let him steer the ship! Avast ye! The other sponsorship was Zaxbys. I like the chicken, sue me.
As one of the premier Italian players of the DSFL, it is no surprise that every pizza or pasta restaurant wants to try getting Tony Scaletta to admit that their food is the best. He always turns down the usuals that other athletes had taken with fast food, even dropping the various Michelin star places around the state of Minnesota that he currently plays in. However, one sponsorship came to Tony during his early playing days that he could not put down. A local Italian shop around the Grey Ducks stadium managed to come to a team training with an offer to sponsor their food. In no time, Scaletta was helping out in local commercials advertising the most delicious pizza in the entire world. While places like Domino’s still try to get Tony, he refuses to go out for anything that does not remind him of home. The extra money has allowed him to take the team out to the restaurant after home wins to celebrate.
After the last game of the season this year, a 34-24 win against the New York Silverbacks, a game where Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur had 9 pancakes with no sacks allowed, capping off a stellar rookie season with 71 pancakes and no sacks allowed. This kind of season brings attention from large corporations hoping that you will sell your soul so that they can use you for advertising. This is exactly what happened to Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur. Despite playing for Orange County, a major New York based company reached out with an offer that Har-Dur just could not refuse. This company was, of course, Ghostbusters. Fin-Jeremy's family's history with ghost fighting was a major factor in Ghostbuster's decision. Finj's signing with Ghostbusters was a major backstabbing to his family who has their own ghost hunting business, the Ghoulbreakers. Many believe that this act of betrayal will be the end of the Ghoulbreakers. Will Fin-Jeremy be welcomed home after such brazen treason? Will there even be a home for him to return to or will his family be forced into the streets?