Frank Dux gets approached for several products that he decides to agree to endorse/be a spokesman for. The first is a duck call line, for obvious reasons. Frank isn’t much of a hunter but it was easy money that he put all proceeds back into his own charity. The second sponsor/endorsement is with Gatorade. This is one of those childhood dreams Frank dreamed of. Gatorade was always the drink of choice during football games and practices outside of water and it’s just an absolute staple of sports drinks. The third endorsement is with whey protein which he utilizes for workouts and especially in the offseason he goes hard during workouts. This was also a no-brainer since he now gets free protein and also gets free merch from them while utilizing their product. All of these required photoshoots, a cheesy commercial or too, and lots of social media posts which was where he shilled the most for these products.
I really do struggle with the idea of any big sponsorship deals opting to sign an athlete who is way up past the century mark in age, but Paul Edgecomb has shown some promise as a rookie in the up and coming secondary for the New Orleans Second Line. With that in mind, it might be possible to get a sponsor on board to try to bet on him having a real breakout, but Edgecomb as a person isn't the most likely to accept any sponsorship either. It would have to be a product near and dear to his heart that he properly believed in. In honour of the late John Coffey, I think he'd like to opt for a product that sounds the same but is spelled different that he uses daily, and receive a coffee sponsorship. The New Orleans Coffee Company operates right near his home in New Orleans and gives a pick me up every morning. For that reason, he'd agree to be a spokesperson for the business and give honest testimonials about how much he enjoys a good cup of joe.
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats [OPTION] Tackles: 106 [OPTION] TFLs: 7 [OPTION] FF/FR: 1/1 [OPTION] Sacks: 3 [OPTION] Interceptions: 3 [OPTION] Pass Deflections: 9 [OPTION] Touchdowns: 1
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[OPTION]ISFL Regular Season Stats [OPTION] Tackles: 78 [OPTION] TFLs: 5 [OPTION] FF/FR: 1/2 [OPTION] Sacks: 8 [OPTION] Interceptions: 1 [OPTION] Pass Deflections: 8 [OPTION] Touchdowns: 0 [OPTION] Receptions: 419
[OPTION] Receiving Yards: 3681
[OPTION] Receiving Touchdowns: 25
[OPTION] Kick Return Yards: 5367
[OPTION] Kick Return TDs: 1 [OPTION] Punt Return Yards: 1651 [OPTION] Punt Return TDs: 5 [OPTION] Pancakes: 242 [OPTION]===========================================
[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats [OPTION] Rushing Yards: 926 [OPTION] Yards per Carry: 4.56 [OPTION] Rushing Touchdowns: 7 [OPTION] Receptions: 44 [OPTION] Receiving Yards: 408 [OPTION] Receiving Touchdowns: 4 [OPTION] Kick Return Yards: 653 [OPTION] Kick Return TDs: 0 [OPTION] Punt Return Yards: 192 [OPTION] Punt Return TDs: 0 [OPTION] Pancakes: 28 [OPTION]=========================================== [OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements: [OPTION] S15 DSFL RBotY [OPTION] S15 DSFL MVP [OPTION] S16 Pro Bowler (RB) [OPTION] S17 Pro Bowler (RB) [OPTION] S18 RBotY [OPTION] S18 PERotY [OPTION] S18 OPotY [OPTION] S18 Pro Bowler (RB)
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[OPTION] Most Rushing TDs in a DSFL season (S15, 20)
[OPTION] 3rd Most Rushing TDs in a DSFL season (S14, 18) [OPTION] 5th Most Career Rushing Yards
[OPTION] 9th Most Career Rushing TDs
[OPTION] 7th Most Career Scrimmage Yards
[OPTION] 8th Most Career Scrimmage TDs
[OPTION] 5th Most Career Punt Return TDs
[OPTION] 5th Most Career All-Purpose Yards
[OPTION] 8th Most Career All-Purpose TDs
[OPTION] 4th Most Career Postseason Rushing Yards
[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason Rushing TDs
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[OPTION] 2nd Most Career Postseason Scrimmage TDs [OPTION] 10th Most Career Postseason Kick Return Yards
[OPTION] 7th Most Career Postseason Punt Return Yards
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Camera zooms close up of Thor Dangerson eating a slice of pizza with his mouth open. As he chews you hear an audible fart and the camera shakes a little as the person holding it laughs. Dangerson continues to chew and then seems to take notice of the camera. Dangerson speaks, “You may be wondering what good pizza Dangerson chew. Best pizza. Only pizza Dangerson like.” The camera pans a little lower and highlights the Zenzi’s Za Pizzeria signage on the box. The camera pans back up as Thor Dangerson continues, “This best pizza by Dangerson best friend Zenzeroni. Zenzeroni may say he hate Thor Dangerson, but I know Zenzeroni don’t. So Dangerson make commercial for Zenzeroni pizza. Pizza taste like is enchanted by necromancer powers. Pizza must be made with magic Zenzi’s pizza so good. Taste like smoke on the air from successful pillage. Taste like fear. Taste like fear. Tase like being lost in sea in grey dark. Lost floating sounds of winds…” Dangerson stares off and then the commercial cuts to some cheap signage made in crayon Zenzi’s Za Pizzeria taste like fear.
This is not an official advertisement for Zenzi’s Za, it was a bootleg advertisement Thor Dangerson credited as the producer. @lock180 [205] s43 Baron Nomination for Best Author, and Best New Author. Quite possibly, the greatest compliment I have received from anybody. I am no author I draw because I can not write. Most of you can not read.
Drake Wane can be frequently seen on the sidelines drinking piping hot mugs of Celestial's flagship herbal tea "Sleepytime Tea". Between defensive series, the camera pans to Drake waiting for his tea to steep and gingerly blowing on his thermos while talking to the DBs coach. Local media has referred to Drake as "Sleepytime", since he rarely records any defensive stats in the game. After the S46 DSFL season, Drake's agent, Harlan "Big Dollar" McCrary, sent him a letter on the letterhead from a Plano, TX, Ramada Inn:
"Derek, I hope you're doing well! You've done a great job this season playing 3rd base, and I've loved watching all of your games. As always, I have a wonderful opportunity for you! Celestial, a brewed tea conglomerate, has just delivered you the deal of a lifetime. Their representatives have shared that your propensity for their 'sleepy' beverage has implored them to make you a paid representative! They will pay you $300 a game if you STOP drinking their product at the games. They attest that focus groups say your association with the brand makes them feel more bored than sleepy. This is a top-dollar offer, and I encourage you to indulge in a Hot Toddy during gameday instead! Enjoy Indiana! Regards, Harlan"
As a player starting to make moves away from his privileged upbringing, Bertie has been evaluating sponsorship deals from various companies to make sure that he cultivates a relatable public image. In this regard, he has decided to select Nabisco for an Oreo sponsorship, as several of his teammates and their families are big fans of the brand. To promote Oreos, he's been involved in a series of football-themed viral tik-toks where instead of a football, he practices and plays a game with a package of Oreos. As the Outlaws transition to the playoffs, and hopefully, the Ultimus, several high-key events have been planned, where he has to run past a gauntlet of people throwing Oreos without getting hit, as well as a special trivia show related to Oreos to be shown at the Ultimus half-time show. The money represents basically as much as his Outlaws salary, so he will be saving it as a nest egg for his future family (he's currently single and ready to mingle!).
Maybe companies have approached Corey Trevor during his time in the ISFL, but he has always turned them down because he will only take a sponsorship if it benefits him in some way other than money. There are only a few things that he would claim to consider. One being chicken fingers, and not the cheap kind either, Corey has always loved them and if he could get an unlimited supply during his time on the sponsorship, he would 1000 percent take that deal, I mean who wouldn’t? The 2nd option would be for a ravioli can company, while he is ashamed to admit it, but he did eat 9 cans in one sitting, no one would like to admit that. His last choice of sponsorship would be for a cannabis company, after all that is his 2nd love just behind football. But that deal maybe kinda difficult because of the leagues strong drug policy, so don’t do drugs kids. So there you have it. Those are the deals he’s looking for.
Oh boy an endorsement deal! Well this is a pretty easy one for my player krusty Krab pizza because well it is obvious’! He would endorse the krusty Krab pizza! What better possibility could there be for both sides. The football playing krusty Krab pizza being sponsored by the eating krusty Krab pizza. There would be commercials of krusty Krab pizzas playing football with other krusty Krab pizzas. Probably a movie deal about krusty Krab pizzas and how they are made, and there history of being the pizza that plays football. I could even see there being a book deal that ties the krusty Krab pizza with krusty Krab pizza. The possibilities are endless. One of my personal favorites is krusty Krab pizza action figure that delivers krusty Krab pizzas. Comes with a car and a krusty Krab uniform with football pads and a little krusty Krab pizza that he can deliver.
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Silence Suzuka was approached by an... interesting source for a sponsorship deal. She assumed it was an absurdist marketing campaign at first, but soon realized it was not. It was: 'Brain Implosion Energy', a 'new energy drink' with '10,000 grams of caffiene in a single can'. Their selection of flavors includes: Overthinking Orange, Socially Anxious Strawberry, Burnout Banana, Repressed Raspberry, Grieving Grape, Misery Melon, Trauma Tri-Tip, Depression Durian. Once she picked up a can, and felt how heavy it was, she quickly realized they were serious, and meant it when they said '10,000 grams of caffiene in a single can. It was at this point that she became very scared of these people, and decided to take the sponsorship out of fear of what may happen to her if she refused.
Suzuka was asked to shoot a commercial for them where she would sing the following: Brain Implosion Energy! 10,000 grams of pure caffiene! Cause you can't overthink if your heart stops! *halflife2death.mp3*
03-03-2024, 10:41 PM
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