Drake Wane can be frequently seen on the sidelines drinking piping hot mugs of Celestial's flagship herbal tea "Sleepytime Tea". Between defensive series, the camera pans to Drake waiting for his tea to steep and gingerly blowing on his thermos while talking to the DBs coach. Local media has referred to Drake as "Sleepytime", since he rarely records any defensive stats in the game. After the S46 DSFL season, Drake's agent, Harlan "Big Dollar" McCrary, sent him a letter on the letterhead from a Plano, TX, Ramada Inn:
"Derek,
I hope you're doing well! You've done a great job this season playing 3rd base, and I've loved watching all of your games. As always, I have a wonderful opportunity for you! Celestial, a brewed tea conglomerate, has just delivered you the deal of a lifetime. Their representatives have shared that your propensity for their 'sleepy' beverage has implored them to make you a paid representative! They will pay you $300 a game if you STOP drinking their product at the games. They attest that focus groups say your association with the brand makes them feel more bored than sleepy. This is a top-dollar offer, and I encourage you to indulge in a Hot Toddy during gameday instead!
Enjoy Indiana!
Regards,
Harlan"
"Derek,
I hope you're doing well! You've done a great job this season playing 3rd base, and I've loved watching all of your games. As always, I have a wonderful opportunity for you! Celestial, a brewed tea conglomerate, has just delivered you the deal of a lifetime. Their representatives have shared that your propensity for their 'sleepy' beverage has implored them to make you a paid representative! They will pay you $300 a game if you STOP drinking their product at the games. They attest that focus groups say your association with the brand makes them feel more bored than sleepy. This is a top-dollar offer, and I encourage you to indulge in a Hot Toddy during gameday instead!
Enjoy Indiana!
Regards,
Harlan"