(S46) PT #5 - Selling Out

[UberBJ]

My player has already been signed to 18 sponsorships for the small market of Yellowknife. He's pretty much on the billboard on every single street. It's kind of annoying to the residents, who are demanding he be taken down or traded. Of course, he does not care, he gets paid... very little. So what does he plan to do with the money? Oh god, well first off hes going to buy every Chinese Buffet in Canada. Why? Progressive growth of the initial investment is a key component of his spending strategy. He will then crowdfund money for additional HellDiver 2 servers. Finally, he will pay for team laundry services because it is well known that Panda is a stinky boi and everyone would benefit from it.

Many people expected him to buy lavish expenses like cars or a big ass house, but he remains locked in Zoot's basement for the foreseeable future so he might as well make the best of it and have more to look forward to upon his inevitable release.

[dhoop]

Well the season has been going well and with how good Meo has been it is no surprise he has gotten a few sponsors. The big one is  for a action figure brand. They want to make a figure for him that is like the stretch armstrong. There is no question Meo is the right fit. Having to stretch and around to make big catches it is just the right fit. He made the deal he will gain 15 royalties on every figure sold. It will be a very big money maker. The big commercial will show Meo running a route and he will stretch his arms the whole length of the field to catch the ball in the end zone. This make a whole bunch of sense for Meo. He will spend the money getting more training in and help his family with all their financial needs. He love giving back and a portion will also be giving for children's hospital

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[Argonisi]

My player, Kurt Wagner, would be a shill, so to speak, for the somewhat outdated product of indulgences. The last time this was a hot button item was in 1517 when Martin Luther was nailing essays onto doors like a nerd, but with the help of a super hip and trendy athlete like Kurt Wagner, forgivenesses that shorten the length of time a penitent and wealthy soul spends in purgatory is reduced. The more money given, the more years off of this spiritual limbo sentence! With this money, unlike Pope Leo the Tenth, Kurt would not build St. Peter’s Basilica, but instead a different kind of holy temple, one to his own body. And no, this is not sacrilege, we are talking about a state of the art gym for all of the members of the ISFL to use whenever they saw fit. He’s excited to be a part of this experience, and if he can buy friendship while others buy salvation, then buy gum he’s going to do it!

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[dogwoodmaple]

I've long thought about which company I'd be an unabashed spokesperson for and the answer is the same every time I consider it.  Waffle House.  First off, it's a staple in the South where I am born and raised.  It got me through many a rough night in college and is always a great place to spend an hour or so when it's way too late to be up.  Not to mention that the vibes are immaculate, the food is always consistent, and the line cooks have personality out the wazoo.  I would almost do ads for Waffle House for nothing other than free meals there, to be honest. I don't need a multi million dollar endorsement deal, just let me and my friends eat there for free and I'll get on the soap box right now and start shouting about how awesome it is.  There's just nothing like a late night All-Star Special with scrambled eggs, bacon, grits, raisin toast, and a plain waffle. It's truly the elixir of the Gods.

[Gordon Bombay]

FROM FRENCH 

Leopold Roy aimrait beaucoup être sponsorisé. Son but ultime est d’avoir autant de commandites qu’une voiture de Nascar. Il vise principalement trois commenditaires. Le premier c’est McDonald. Il aimerait cette compagnie, car il aime la nourriture et qu’ils ont beaucoup d’argent. La deuxième compagnie que Leopold Royt aimerait c’est la bière Miller Light. C’est la sa bière préféré et il en boit tous les soirs. Il demanderait d’être payer seulement en bière et rien d’autre. La troisième compagnie que Léo aimerait c’est wealthsimple. Il aime la compagnie et tout ce qu’elle représente. Il aimerait être comme un voiture et porter les couleurs de son sponsor à chaque semaine au lien de l’uniforme de son équipe. Après tout, il est plus important que son équipe. Avec l’argent des commandites, Léo investirait de son futur. Il veut un jour s’acheter une maison à New York. C’est la qu’il veut prendre sa retraite un jour. Il est tombé en amour avec la ville en écoutant la télé.

[ForSucksFake]

Yeah, so Master Mocha approaches Anakin Skywalker with a great endorsement opportunity. Shill our coffee, make enough money for two years worth of T-6 equipment. It’s a bit of humble pie, however, as Skywalker is sensitive to the word master. After all, he was not granted the rank of master in the Jedi order. But the brewmasters at Master Mocha don’t know about that, and Anakin isn’t going to say anything about it. After all, that’s $26 million on the line just to keep his mouth shut. 

Master Mocha has been under fire in the news lately, as customers all over the galaxy have reported absurd increases in heart rates, cold sweats, and general jitters. Recently, lawsuits have been filed by folks claiming their loved one had overdosed on the caffeine contents of the Energizer Razor mixed blue milk drinks. In those cases, claims have been made that people had been hospitalized or even worse. Allegedly. 

But you don’t say anything when there’s $26 million on the line.

[shadyshoelace]

As Lenard McRobinson begins his journey in the ISFL after a midseason call up to the show, sponsors and advertisers have taken note and are eager to capitalize on his rising star. The first of many organizations that Lenard has chosen to represent as a spokesperson is Daktronics, a component from his home state of South Dakota that is headquarted in Brookings, the town where he attended college. Daktronics is a premier manufacturer of digital displays, including many of the scoreboards and jumbotrons used in ISFL stadiums across the world. As a key local sponsor of South Dakota State Jackrabbit football, Daktronics has been developing a relationship with Lenard since his SDSU days where their NIL sponsorship kept him well stocked with all the things an elite young athlete needs to succeed and he's happy to continue the partnership. Hopefully this will bring more awareness to a company innovating in a part of the football experience that fans often take for granted and help Daktronics sell more displays to, I guess like high schools and state DOTs and stuff like that.

[sburbine]

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[UptownCord]

John Stark VIII has always been a fan of jazz music. He's appreciated it since he was a kid thanks to the influence of his parents. While not a musician himself as he chose to put his whole focus into football, he still listens to jazz and involves himself with the scene. When local radio station KSBR 88.5 FM reached out to Stark to have him do a monthly feature on Jazz-FM he couldn't turn it down.

Now Stark shows up once a month to do an hour of playing and talking about some of his favorite jazz songs and artists. He doesn't take calls from fans on air, but he will read out the occasional question from fan letters. He prefers to not answer questions about his career with the Otters, but instead to focus on questions asking him about his thoughts on jazz. The best part of his hour is that he doesn't have to do a single ad read, instead getting to do an hour of entertainment and music.

[Greenbaynathan]

I personally beleive thast the wonderful nathan claflin jr would choose to give back to the Syracuse community and advertise for the iconic varsity pizza, which despite not having very good pizza(my own opinion here) is a staple of Syracuse university and the hill as a whole. Also Claflin jr is a huge fan of the Syracuse Unviersity Marching band, with whom varsity has an even greater connection through the post home win celebration tradition. In addition, He would also advertise for other Syracuse favorites such as Dinosaur Barbeque and Tully's Good Times Grill.  Those 2 restaurants were not only childhood favorites of the younger Claflin, but also remain some of the most popular restaurants with Syracuse university students, with whom both Claflins obviously feel a deep connection too being that they were students at the university  themselves and therefore have friends who adore these food spots. The hope with these adds is to drive up business and promote eventual expansion for both chains.