My player has already been signed to 18 sponsorships for the small market of Yellowknife. He's pretty much on the billboard on every single street. It's kind of annoying to the residents, who are demanding he be taken down or traded. Of course, he does not care, he gets paid... very little. So what does he plan to do with the money? Oh god, well first off hes going to buy every Chinese Buffet in Canada. Why? Progressive growth of the initial investment is a key component of his spending strategy. He will then crowdfund money for additional HellDiver 2 servers. Finally, he will pay for team laundry services because it is well known that Panda is a stinky boi and everyone would benefit from it.
Many people expected him to buy lavish expenses like cars or a big ass house, but he remains locked in Zoot's basement for the foreseeable future so he might as well make the best of it and have more to look forward to upon his inevitable release.
Many people expected him to buy lavish expenses like cars or a big ass house, but he remains locked in Zoot's basement for the foreseeable future so he might as well make the best of it and have more to look forward to upon his inevitable release.