03-25-2024, 08:27 PM
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Split 50/50 @jreed12 @griis
FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLIC RELEASE
The ISFL Weekly Mirror would like to address the recent allegations brought forth by our colleague publication, The Doghouse, in its recent Special Report.
Earlier today, the Mirror received reports that rookie Rusty Shackleford released a recent exposé under the Doghouse branding, and roving reporter Brad Woof was rightfully quick to decline any association with the upstart and quickly admonished the paper for impersonating the Doghouse brand. The Mirror commends Mr. Woof for declining to take legal action against the misguided rook. However, reader, the allegations that followed were nothing short of disturbing.
Mr. Woof alleges in his press release that an “anonymous tipster” stated Mr. Shackleford was misled into releasing the infringed article on behalf of the ISFL Weekly Mirror, with the supposed goal of smearing dirt over the Doghouse name. The Mirror is appalled by these allegations and actively declines any participation in the role. Not once before has the Mirror reported negatively on Brad Woof nor the Doghouse brand, nor has the Mirror shown any evidence of recruiting one of its ranks to besmirch the Doghouse name. The Mirror maintains a tremendous level of respect for Mr. Woof and his publication.
The Mirror cannot speak on the account of former Internal Specialists, who may be acting as unsanctioned agents to undermine the name and principles of the Mirror. Any Mirror correspondence that does not come from jreed12 or griis should be ignored as falsification from this day forward.
The Mirror finds it alarming that an “anonymous tipster”, defined as a “league official”, has come forth with these shocking allegations. Could this be the same “tipster”, reader, that unleashed the raid on our fearless Senior Correspondent, jreed12, and sent him to jail on false criminal allegations on the eve of the S46 Ultimus?
Why does this “tipster” choose to remain shrouded by the secrecy of “safety”, purporting unfounded nonsense in the cover of night? What could this “tipster” be seeking to gain by tearing down the pillars of reputable journalism in our league and attempting to pit two colleagues in an ACTIVE TRUCE against each other? The Mirror suspects something devious is at play—Rusty Shackleford is an unknowing agent, a pawn, a piece of cannon fodder SENT OUT by the mysterious “tipster” to enact their ultimate goal: DESTROYING ISFL JOURNALISM AND THOSE WHO SEEK TO CALL OUT THE CORRUPTION AND CONSPIRACIES OF THE LEAGUE!
The Mirror motions for no harm, no foul on the account of the esteemed Mr. Woof, as ultimately we all care about the integrity of our papers and understand that Mr. Woof was simply doing his job and defending his honor. The Mirror kindly requests Mr. Woof’s understanding and forgiveness, as he has been sadly led astray by trickery.
However, heed this as a warning. Should more disturbing and unfounded allegations arise without proof from ANY party, the Mirror will not hesitate to take action—against anybody that should make the misstep of bringing forward such a contest.
The Mirror echoes the statement made by our colleague Mr. Woof. To those interested in telling their story via unsanctioned Mirror branding, we ask that you reach out to one of our Senior Correspondents. The Mirror has placed an indefinite suspension on Internal Specialist applications, but encourages all interested readers to support fellow publications such as The Doghouse and The Daily Prophet through your patronage.
As always, the ISFL Weekly Mirror seeks to bring its readers the cold-hard truth and the finest standard of journalism the league has to offer. Supporting your local journalists is the best way to stay informed and fight for the good of the common individual against corruption and trickery!
Sincerely, jreed and griis.
ISFL Weekly Mirror Senior Correspondents.
FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLIC RELEASE
The ISFL Weekly Mirror would like to address the recent allegations brought forth by our colleague publication, The Doghouse, in its recent Special Report.
Earlier today, the Mirror received reports that rookie Rusty Shackleford released a recent exposé under the Doghouse branding, and roving reporter Brad Woof was rightfully quick to decline any association with the upstart and quickly admonished the paper for impersonating the Doghouse brand. The Mirror commends Mr. Woof for declining to take legal action against the misguided rook. However, reader, the allegations that followed were nothing short of disturbing.
Mr. Woof alleges in his press release that an “anonymous tipster” stated Mr. Shackleford was misled into releasing the infringed article on behalf of the ISFL Weekly Mirror, with the supposed goal of smearing dirt over the Doghouse name. The Mirror is appalled by these allegations and actively declines any participation in the role. Not once before has the Mirror reported negatively on Brad Woof nor the Doghouse brand, nor has the Mirror shown any evidence of recruiting one of its ranks to besmirch the Doghouse name. The Mirror maintains a tremendous level of respect for Mr. Woof and his publication.
The Mirror cannot speak on the account of former Internal Specialists, who may be acting as unsanctioned agents to undermine the name and principles of the Mirror. Any Mirror correspondence that does not come from jreed12 or griis should be ignored as falsification from this day forward.
The Mirror finds it alarming that an “anonymous tipster”, defined as a “league official”, has come forth with these shocking allegations. Could this be the same “tipster”, reader, that unleashed the raid on our fearless Senior Correspondent, jreed12, and sent him to jail on false criminal allegations on the eve of the S46 Ultimus?
Why does this “tipster” choose to remain shrouded by the secrecy of “safety”, purporting unfounded nonsense in the cover of night? What could this “tipster” be seeking to gain by tearing down the pillars of reputable journalism in our league and attempting to pit two colleagues in an ACTIVE TRUCE against each other? The Mirror suspects something devious is at play—Rusty Shackleford is an unknowing agent, a pawn, a piece of cannon fodder SENT OUT by the mysterious “tipster” to enact their ultimate goal: DESTROYING ISFL JOURNALISM AND THOSE WHO SEEK TO CALL OUT THE CORRUPTION AND CONSPIRACIES OF THE LEAGUE!
The Mirror motions for no harm, no foul on the account of the esteemed Mr. Woof, as ultimately we all care about the integrity of our papers and understand that Mr. Woof was simply doing his job and defending his honor. The Mirror kindly requests Mr. Woof’s understanding and forgiveness, as he has been sadly led astray by trickery.
However, heed this as a warning. Should more disturbing and unfounded allegations arise without proof from ANY party, the Mirror will not hesitate to take action—against anybody that should make the misstep of bringing forward such a contest.
The Mirror echoes the statement made by our colleague Mr. Woof. To those interested in telling their story via unsanctioned Mirror branding, we ask that you reach out to one of our Senior Correspondents. The Mirror has placed an indefinite suspension on Internal Specialist applications, but encourages all interested readers to support fellow publications such as The Doghouse and The Daily Prophet through your patronage.
As always, the ISFL Weekly Mirror seeks to bring its readers the cold-hard truth and the finest standard of journalism the league has to offer. Supporting your local journalists is the best way to stay informed and fight for the good of the common individual against corruption and trickery!
Sincerely, jreed and griis.
ISFL Weekly Mirror Senior Correspondents.
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