(S4) - PT #5 - The Big House

[Zoone16]

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@Aenir

Alexandre LeClair was arrested last night as one of his now infamous pranks backfired and his victim, former teammate Chris Orosz of the Sabercats, calling the cops on him.

At first what looked like a Thanksgiving dinner in Vegas, which involves a lot of fun in all its forms (hookers & blow were aplenty) turned into a disaster as LeClair was caught in the kitchens of the Bellagio Casino & Hotel dumping a large bag of unidentified white powder into the mashed potatoes that were being prepared that night. LeClair was not alone in this mission to get everyone dangerously overdosed and in fact was being helped by Orosz himself before his companion turned on him by calling the cops.

During the arrest, LeClair had a long list of unsavoury words for his former teammate, some even in French-Canadian from what reporters told us.
Chris Orosz had this to say: “This guy and I pulled pranks on one another in our first season. He took it too far. This is a good payback and worth every dollar spent on buying that bag of cocaine.”

Chris Orosz was arrested shortly for possession of illegal substances.

Both the San Jose Sabercats and the Las Vegas Legion declined to comment on the situation.

[JKortesi81]

Carlito Crush was arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. When he went to his favorite 7-11 corner store to get a few Red Bulls and some protein bars, a group of young men held the cashier up at gun point. They didn’t see Carlito, so he ducked down behind the display of Pringles and called the police quickly. However one of the kids saw him in a mirror and told him to come out with his hands up. He did as he was told (he didn’t want any trouble), and walked to the front counter, where the men were standing. They asked him for his wallet, but he didn’t carry one. They went for his phone, but Carlito decided to take action. He grabbed the guys’ arm with a gun and threw him into his counterparts, and he ran out of the door because he was TERRIFIED. This was as the cops rolled up, sirens blaring. They saw a non-white man running away from a robbery call and just made assumptions. Carlito was arrested and taken away while the cops got “his friends”. Carlito was so pissed off, but decided it was better not to say anything. When he got to the police station, he told his story, and the security footage backed it up. Plus, he proved he was the one to call 9-1-1. They let him go shortly after. (236)

[Muford]

Vincent Sharpei was arrested after many confrontations with the police following certain allegations regarding friend Jayce Tuck. Mr. Tuck and Mr. Sharpei have both been spotted many a times working out in the off season and hanging out elsewhere throughout the season together, but Mr. Tuck’s recent problems in the league have been noted throughout. Vincent is one of the few men to jump and side with Jayce Tuck, realizing that he has done nothing wrong, but sadly that puts him in hot water as well. Mr. Sharpei has been arrested for aiding and abetting with Mr. Tuck, along with obstruction of justice. Following these reports, the San Jose Sabercats front office has kept quiet about everything that has been going on, and the team as a whole is doing what it can to support Vincent Sharpei in his time of need. Many of his teammates have his back and are willing to help him push through these outrageous accusations and will stick by his side through thick and thin. It is the worst time for this to be happening, because Vincent Sharpei is trying to help push the San Jose Sabercats into their first playoff birth ever. Only time will tell what will happen, but until then we will try to keep up with more information.


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@ErMurazor

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[Lendoris]

Calkewlated Chambers the third sat in the back of the hot police vehicle awaiting the ride to the nearest processing facility. "Arrested for peaceful protesting" he mumbled. What had the world come to. Cal spent the last week protesting new sections of the the Keystone oil pipeline. He had traveled like many of thousands of people with native american blood to support the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and their protest of the pipeline near their sacred land. The protest in 2016 did not halt the production of the pipeline and now that more than an estimated 200,000 gallons of oil had been leaked from the TransCanada Keystone pipe line he felt it was in his duty more than ever to stop such pipelines from infringing on others land.

All he was doing was staging a peaceful protest when tear gas was flung into the crowd of protesters. One angry protester made the mistake of kicking the can back the officers who had fired it. All hell broke loose. Riot gear and a few arrests later, Cal was sure to make national news. Hopefully his protesting of the oligarchy which has allowed special interest groups to push their agenda would not embarrass his team too bad.

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[AsylumParty]

Not so recently, Dustin Evans was arrested for running a faux pet adoption agency out of a van. It was discovered that the Arizona Outlaws wide receiver would stroll suburban neighborhoods searching for stray pets to recruit into his traveling band of furry friends. It was then that he would fashion homemade collars out of car seat fabric he had also stolen.

It remains a mystery why Evans didn't simply purchase the pets he needed to run his business, seeing as he had just signed his rookie contract at the time, bringing in a cool 2 million dollars. He denied any drug use and somehow passed his sobriety test, though we have our reservations.

When asked what inspired this endeavor, Dustin began howling and shrieking, before he slowly backed away and then sprinted into the distance, frantically waving his arms about. We assumed that meant something along the lines of "I just love to see the kids smile, ya know? There's nothing quite like it."

Well, Dustin, we wish you luck with all your future business pursuits and we're glad to have returned these dogs and cats to their respective homes. Most of them at least. Poor coco. Poor coco.

[Bayley]

How funny is it when someone posts a posts as you on a site like Craigslist and then everyone shows up at your house? That is what happened to Benson Bayley. Benson Bayley was just minding his own business when random girls started showing up at his house. I mean, any normal guy would have thought that it was awesome, but this was not any typical showing up. These ladies were looking to add to the fun in his life. Benson Bayley opens the door and there is a pimp with two of his ladies waiting on payment. Without knowing what is going on, Benson Bayley gets in an argument as he was not the one to post that on Craigslist, but this guy just wants his money. They get in a fight, the cops are called. Turns out it was Mew Ford that decided that he would be a funny guy and do that. @Muford will never do that again. Benson Bayley could have been in for a fun night, instead he was sitting behind bars with his buddy Mew Ford laughing at him. It was a bad joke. The Coach did not like it either, but they got over it and back on the field.

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[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

[Bwestfield]

[PDXBaller]

It’s tough to imagine an upstanding player like Eli Kamaka getting arrested. I’m sure we’ve all done some things we regret in our youth like trying to see how high you could get the flames of a campfire going or how far you could throw rocks off a bridge!

Eli was arrested for a marijuana use…although not a ‘true’ crime in the sense it’s definitely illegal in many states and certainly in Pennsylvania. Eli laughed when he was caught with it since he’s not a regular user, but enjoys the occasional puff every now and then to relax and hang with his buddies when he’s not playing. The league’s stance on marijuana is clear so Eli had to work with his agent after getting booked for his crime. Luckily, he didn’t spend too much time in the big house and his agent got him out of the holding cell pretty quickly.

Eli is now trying to salvage his image by working on anti drug campaigns with the local Philadelphia police department and will be required to do community service as a part of his sentence. He’ll have to speak with kids at local Philadelphia schools about drug use as well.

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