Hello fellow simmers, and welcome to the third edition of, "Who To Protect?", the series that we go through all the team’s rosters, and determine what 7 players should be protected in the upcoming expansion draft. Today we’ll be focusing on the Philadelphia Liberty, and ask the question, Who To Protect?
Before we dive into the list, And those of you who have not read my previous articles in this series, I’ll once again explain how my system works, we have tier list of 3 tiers.
First Tier: Shield That Boi! This tier is rather simple, the player is too risky to leave exposed in this upcoming draft.
Second Tier: A Later Protection. This tier is another simple tier, they should be exposed but protected immediately after you lose someone else.
The Bottom Tier: Hasta La Vista Baby. Another simple answer, this person needs to be sent off to Sarasota or Honolulu, he/she does not have any value on the team.
We must analyze the team before we decide who gets sent to the picking grounds.
The team:
3-10 last in the conference, tied with the Arizona Outlaws for the league’s absolutely worst win loss record. The Liberty averaged 19.1 points per game, which is only good for nothing because that’s actually almost dead last in the league and and dead last in their conference. Their defense on the other hand There was no upside of this franchise because they are allowing an average of 27.4 points per game, which is the 3rd worst in the league. That is actually pretty bad and their mediocrity shows their sub par record which could deceive everyone because of their shaky record.
Now before we get into what 7 they should protect, this is an opinionated piece in which a good human being like myself has one, please don’t go into my DM’s and say "WhY dId YoU sAy I’m NoT gEtTiNg PrOtEcTeD?" Please be advised as it is the speculation from a former general manager who knows a lot more than half these rookies.
Nacho Varga: Protect
Our first player who we are looking at takes his name from a character from the hit television series, "Breaking Bad". I like the originality of this player’s name and I enjoy the user, straight from the fifteenth class of the national Simulation Football league, and the Liberty’s number one wide receiver option on the teams playbook, clearly being one of the cornerstones of this franchise’s offense. In the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, Varga did pretty well. He had 50 catches for 995 yards, averaging 19.9 yards per catch, and getting a lucky 7 in touchdowns. What these mean is one thing, this boi will be shielded from Honolulu and Sarasota.
Richard D’Attoria V: Expose
Our first exposed player on this list has a player in the hall of fame, in Paul DiMirro, the first player to have his jersey number, 83 retired by two separate franchises in the national Simulation Football league, by the Philadelphia Liberty and the New Orleans Second Line. A former head office member, who was kicked for inactivity, despite being at the 1000 TPE plateau, he is the first player on this list who’ll be thrown out to the wolves, you know I had to throw in a werewolf reference! In the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, he had a solid performance in his final season before regression, with 115 tackles, a forced fumble, 3 interceptions, and 3 passes deflected. Despite the solid secondary play, he unfortunately gets the axe and will be sent off to either Sarasota or Honolulu, the two expected teams trying to get lots of new talent in new places.
Sam Torenson: Protect
This guy single handily carried the butchers of the sixteenth season to a number one seed with only 250 TPE, and this man keeps putting up 1,000 rushing yard seasons as I do with my media articles, that’s pretty dang impressive. I don’t know much about him except his crazy rookie season and he was traded for the league’s all time leading rusher in Marquise Brown, crazy that it actually happened that two of the best Running backs of all time get dealt in the same trade without buyer’s remorse! Now for his stats in the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, in 314 rushing attempts, he gained 1305 yards, averaged about 4.2 yards per carry, and was second in rushing touchdowns with 9. Definitely worth a pro bowl nod and running back of the year, and worth the team’s second protection spot.
Emondov Emoji: Expose
This is a tricky player to predict, a 1000+ TPE cornerback, but is just about to get bodied by a 20% reduction of stats by means of the dreaded regression. Despite creating the National Simulation Football league fantasy system, he still remains a question mark to me, why would you protect a regressing cornerback, who is he, Jimmy Smith of the Baltimore Ravens? Anyway, he still probably remains with the Liberty, but remember it’s my opinion, so I can say he’s probably getting loaded on a 747 bound for Sarasota or Honolulu. But let’s check his stats for the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league. 56 tackles, one for a loss of yardage, an interception of the quarterback, and 12 pass deflections, a very solid season, but is it worth protecting? The answer is sad but truthful no. Looks like he’ll be a castaway to Honolulu or Sarasota.
Julian McMorris: Retired
A first on our list! A player that will retire before the expansion draft, and the fact that he was the co general manager of the Philadelphia Liberty and head office’s pick to lead the Chicago butchers, until being rejected! #FreeTubby. I believe that he had a pretty underwhelming career, retiring before his prime! We must look at his stats from the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league to figure out if he ended his career off right. He had 60 tackles, a fumble recovery, an interception, 13 pass deflections, and that lone interception was returned for a touchdown! Honestly a pretty decent way to end of a career so he’s safe from the block without a protection slot needed.
That is all for this edition of Who to Protect. Join us next time as we analyze the Baltimore Hawks.
Before we dive into the list, And those of you who have not read my previous articles in this series, I’ll once again explain how my system works, we have tier list of 3 tiers.
First Tier: Shield That Boi! This tier is rather simple, the player is too risky to leave exposed in this upcoming draft.
Second Tier: A Later Protection. This tier is another simple tier, they should be exposed but protected immediately after you lose someone else.
The Bottom Tier: Hasta La Vista Baby. Another simple answer, this person needs to be sent off to Sarasota or Honolulu, he/she does not have any value on the team.
We must analyze the team before we decide who gets sent to the picking grounds.
The team:
3-10 last in the conference, tied with the Arizona Outlaws for the league’s absolutely worst win loss record. The Liberty averaged 19.1 points per game, which is only good for nothing because that’s actually almost dead last in the league and and dead last in their conference. Their defense on the other hand There was no upside of this franchise because they are allowing an average of 27.4 points per game, which is the 3rd worst in the league. That is actually pretty bad and their mediocrity shows their sub par record which could deceive everyone because of their shaky record.
Now before we get into what 7 they should protect, this is an opinionated piece in which a good human being like myself has one, please don’t go into my DM’s and say "WhY dId YoU sAy I’m NoT gEtTiNg PrOtEcTeD?" Please be advised as it is the speculation from a former general manager who knows a lot more than half these rookies.
Nacho Varga: Protect
Our first player who we are looking at takes his name from a character from the hit television series, "Breaking Bad". I like the originality of this player’s name and I enjoy the user, straight from the fifteenth class of the national Simulation Football league, and the Liberty’s number one wide receiver option on the teams playbook, clearly being one of the cornerstones of this franchise’s offense. In the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, Varga did pretty well. He had 50 catches for 995 yards, averaging 19.9 yards per catch, and getting a lucky 7 in touchdowns. What these mean is one thing, this boi will be shielded from Honolulu and Sarasota.
Richard D’Attoria V: Expose
Our first exposed player on this list has a player in the hall of fame, in Paul DiMirro, the first player to have his jersey number, 83 retired by two separate franchises in the national Simulation Football league, by the Philadelphia Liberty and the New Orleans Second Line. A former head office member, who was kicked for inactivity, despite being at the 1000 TPE plateau, he is the first player on this list who’ll be thrown out to the wolves, you know I had to throw in a werewolf reference! In the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, he had a solid performance in his final season before regression, with 115 tackles, a forced fumble, 3 interceptions, and 3 passes deflected. Despite the solid secondary play, he unfortunately gets the axe and will be sent off to either Sarasota or Honolulu, the two expected teams trying to get lots of new talent in new places.
Sam Torenson: Protect
This guy single handily carried the butchers of the sixteenth season to a number one seed with only 250 TPE, and this man keeps putting up 1,000 rushing yard seasons as I do with my media articles, that’s pretty dang impressive. I don’t know much about him except his crazy rookie season and he was traded for the league’s all time leading rusher in Marquise Brown, crazy that it actually happened that two of the best Running backs of all time get dealt in the same trade without buyer’s remorse! Now for his stats in the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league, in 314 rushing attempts, he gained 1305 yards, averaged about 4.2 yards per carry, and was second in rushing touchdowns with 9. Definitely worth a pro bowl nod and running back of the year, and worth the team’s second protection spot.
Emondov Emoji: Expose
This is a tricky player to predict, a 1000+ TPE cornerback, but is just about to get bodied by a 20% reduction of stats by means of the dreaded regression. Despite creating the National Simulation Football league fantasy system, he still remains a question mark to me, why would you protect a regressing cornerback, who is he, Jimmy Smith of the Baltimore Ravens? Anyway, he still probably remains with the Liberty, but remember it’s my opinion, so I can say he’s probably getting loaded on a 747 bound for Sarasota or Honolulu. But let’s check his stats for the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league. 56 tackles, one for a loss of yardage, an interception of the quarterback, and 12 pass deflections, a very solid season, but is it worth protecting? The answer is sad but truthful no. Looks like he’ll be a castaway to Honolulu or Sarasota.
Julian McMorris: Retired
A first on our list! A player that will retire before the expansion draft, and the fact that he was the co general manager of the Philadelphia Liberty and head office’s pick to lead the Chicago butchers, until being rejected! #FreeTubby. I believe that he had a pretty underwhelming career, retiring before his prime! We must look at his stats from the twenty first season of the national Simulation Football league to figure out if he ended his career off right. He had 60 tackles, a fumble recovery, an interception, 13 pass deflections, and that lone interception was returned for a touchdown! Honestly a pretty decent way to end of a career so he’s safe from the block without a protection slot needed.
That is all for this edition of Who to Protect. Join us next time as we analyze the Baltimore Hawks.
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