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If Morgan Marshall planned on switching positions with anybody in the Yellowknife Wraiths organization, it would be Cooter “The Booger” Bigsby. The reasoning is simple. When he was drafted by the San Antonio Marshals in S14, noted analyst and Bigsby’s agent TC commented that Marshall could do anything on offense “except throw the ball”. This was a naked attempt by TC to dissuade Marshall from replacing Bigsby, even though the RB would definitely not throw game losing interceptions to Portland in Week 8. But now that the opportunity has arisen, Marshall would become the Wraiths new quarterback and Bigsby would be delegated to fifth string running back/water boy. Marshall has abysmal arm strength and arm accuracy, so the Canadian offense will transition to a completely new wildcat formation. Every single play will be a run pass option, with the former being the much more likely of the two. Many of the passing plays on offense will be trick plays, where Marshall laterals the ball back to famed running back Bigsby who then unwinds a huge pass downfield. He must’ve played quarterback in college or something. This is clearly the best usage of both player’s talents, would have zero negative benefits, and Marshall could be guaranteed to never throw an interception.
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There is only one answer to this questions which should be a fairly obvious one actually. Of course Alex Selich would love to trade places with Cooter Bigsby who is currently the starting QB for the Yellowknife Wraiths. If both could swap places Selich would try to be a fairly reckless QB that doesn't shy away from throwing multiple 40 yard bombs in a game. Selich would be a Brett Favre type of QB that is prone to turning the ball over but still has enough of a clutch factor to be able to win the game with a crazy game ending drive. Selich would also be comfortable to run the ball a bit more and definitely would not always listens to the Coaches gameplan and just improvise where he sees an opening. 3rd and short you already know that we go big or go home. Selich as a QB in this situation would look for another TD instead of the 2 yard pass that gives your team another 1st down. This mostly comes from the fact that Alex hates playing against Game Manager type QB's when he is a LB so he definitely would just try to make the game as enjoyable as possible with his risky playstyle.
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You know, back in high school I played on both sides of the ball. I was a linebacker on the defensive side just like I am today in the NSFL. On the offensive side of the ball I was actually a running back. Definitely not on the level of our amazing rookie of the year candidate running back Sam Torenson, but I definitely had some skill. I was more of a power rusher. I went through people instead of around them. Because of that I would definitely want to try my hand at being a running back again. I know I've lost a little of the speed I once had back in high school just due to focusing on being a linebacker. It turns out that bulking up in order to lay down some disgustingly hard hits causes you to lose that top speed you once had. It seems obvious but I never even considered it. I definitely wouldn't be as prolific as Torenson, but I do feel like I could hold my own. Even if I were just to step into the running back position right this second I could rack up a few 100 yards games with some hard nosed smashmouth down your throat running style football. Our team back in high school controlled the clock through me in the run game, and I definitely could still keep an offense afloat with the same style.
Due to Colorado's lack of success on offense the Yeti have switched one of their best defensive play makers to offense. Former free safety Quentin Sinclair was switched to starting quarterback despite having never played the position before. Quentin was confused by the move at first but was excited at the opportunity to contribute more to the team. "I'm comfortable with how our defense plays. We have guys that we can plug into the secondary in my absence and still perform at a high level. That allows me to play quarterback and improve the offense without degrading the defense too much". We expect the Yeti to move towards an old school, ground oriented game due to Sinclair's lack of passing experience. Coupled with Terry Taffy this new Yeti offense may be just what they need to win some games. Sinclair has elite quickness that is a threat anywhere on the field. The Yeti's season is already over in terms of trying to make the playoffs so the coaches figured that there would be no harm in testing out this new offense in a real game setting against Arizona next week. Sinclair has a long way to go as a passer but if the coaches deem this position switch as promising more effort will be put in to developing Sinclair's passing.
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Shit man I'm typing this bitch on Mobile. This is going to be a pain. This is why I should have done this earlier in the week but I didn't. Anyways let's talk about some teammates. Listen I'm the quarterback and there's not many people I care to change places with. Let's be real, im the stud. I'm the star. I'm the dude. So who does the best dude want to trade with? That's a tough one. I guess if I had to pick it would be someone on defense. I've got two guys on my mind and that's Selich the ILB and Grithead the DB/LB hybrid. While Grithead has been the absolute machine on defense Selich is the team leader on defense and the established LE vet and former 1st round pick. Choosing between these two is so hard and I'm not sure who I would want to go with here. I think I'd pick Selich. He's not as flashy this season but he's a reliable and loyal stud who i would think is the quarterback of our defense. He's the kind of guy who could end up as a lifetime Wraith and a HOF player and the kind of guy you build a entire team around, and that's how Cooter wants to be too.
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Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame
I think that the easiest choice for this question would be that I want to switch with Marquise Brown. Like, this is obviously a no brainer. Running back is by far my favorite position in the league, so I would want to stay there. Marquise Brown is like the unanimous best running back in the entire league. He has like an unbelievable amount of awards and had won running back of the year for like the last 5 years. Now, make no mistake, I am happy with the position that I am in right now. Marauise Brown does get more Carrie' than me, but that is ok. Like, he does have a hell of a lot more endurance than me. Hell, I got like 25 Carrie's in the last game against the outlaws. I believe that that was more than Marquise Brown got last game. So, I would like to change with him, but there is no doubt that I'm happy with the spot that i am in. Also, i wouldnt mind switching with nunc, as i think being an nsfl gm would be fun.
Well, you see, I am an undrafted prospect in this football league right now so I have never been on a team for the NSFL so I can not talk about any specific players in this league. Although this is the case, I have been playing football all my life and can talk about what other positions I would want to play. Right now, I am a speed back which means that I try to beat my opponent by being faster than them and watching them eat my dust. Things have been this way for a long time so if I could change my role to get a different feel for the game I would want to try out being a large DL or LB. Obviously there are differences just because these are defensive positions rather than what I am used to as a RB but I also would want to be able to just overpower my opponent. Of course speed plays a large factor in every position but being able to pancake an offensive lineman seems cool to. There are also sometimes where I really wish that I could tackle my own quarterback for making a bad throw or for not making a smart decision so playing defense would also give me the opportunity to knock that bitch down.
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