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Ready for grading. As long as the total payout is at least $7M, please pay out $700K to @slate and split the remaining pay evenly (1/9 each) to: @katarn22, @Swanty, @zaynzk, @.simo, @Jo3fish5, @"Punter715", @ReverendOReily, @zeagle1, and @Hordle
Hey there folks. Welcome to another edition of Project Redraft… I guess.
With the season underway I’m sensing a renewed energy and commitment from my fellow Redraft GMs to make a push to finish it so I don’t think it should be too much longer before this is complete. With that said, let’s get into it!
Previous Installments
Intro + Round 1
Rounds 2+3
Rounds 4+5
Rounds 6+7
Rounds 8+9
Rounds 10+11
Round 12, Pick 1 - Krakow Knights
JAMESON VERMILLION, Running Back (S25)
@Vainknight13 - 598 TPE
Hordle: Offense is important to winning games. Ground game is an important part of the offense. As much as I'd like to drop bombs eighty yards down the field with time. It most likely won't happen. So I picked up Vermillion. An up and coming running back in the league. Looking to be the start of our ground game for the next few seasons. He should do well with the linemen, from the best line, that will be in front of him. Though I don't know much about Vermillion as a user, I have heard good things. So I have no doubt that he'll fit into the Locker room and have a positive impact on the team.
Round 12, Pick 2 - Barbary Pirates
BOB BOB, Safety (S23)
@nickyvmlp - 739 TPE
Zeagle: So yeah, Bob Bob. I definitely didn't just chose Bob Bob because his name was very similar to Bob Roberts, Zayn's player, and better in literally every way. I have picked a surprisingly high amount of Orange County players considering my opinion of that team (no offense), so I am hoping that this gamble plays off and the chemistry they have on the field can continue over onto the Pirates. I envision Bob playing in the slot the most, but could fill Prince Vegeta's shoes once he starts to regress. User NickyvMVP might have gone IA though, his last post was on Christmas Eve so this pick might be a bust lol.
Round 12, Pick 3 - Bali Banteng
ICEBOX RIPOSTE, Offensive Line (S24)
@Mavfatha - 650 TPE
Rev: With the 113th pick of the redraft, the Bali Brundleflies select Icebox Riposte, offensive lineman from the Chicago Butchers. I'm at a point in my team where I'm pretty comfortable with starters in just about every position, and with a few offensive linemen coming off the board already, it seemed like a good time to address the position. Icebox Riposte is one of the highest TPE young offensive linemen in the league, he's got a great player name, he has good taste in offensive line archetypes (I mean come on why wouldn't you go with the one that's called mauler) and I'm sure he'll be a great addition to our team.
Round 12, Pick 4 - Pacific Ocean Gulls
JAKE FENCIK, Kicker/Punter (S25)
@xenosthelegend - 553 TPE
Joefish: Some people might call me crazy for going for a kicker this early on. They might say it would've been better to grab another player to build up my offense or my defense, but I say I'm not. A few other kickers have already been taken at this point, and I think it's a miracle Jake Fencik wasn't one of those kickers. In my opinion, he's the best kicker to draft, including the ones already gone. It doesn't take much TPE to be a great kicker, and he's still young and earning strong. He'll be the team's kicker for another 10 seasons if he keeps it up. Xenos is a great guy active pretty much everywhere. He's my second straight player from the Philadelphia Liberty and another great pick in my opinion, and I'm extremely happy to welcome xenos as the newest member of the Pacific Ocean Gulls.
Round 12, Pick 5 - Munich Machtapparat
DOUG HOWLETT, Wide Receiver (S23)
@Rufio_NZ - 811 TPE
Pat: As I said in a write-up about one of my earlier picks, I did not intend for Munich to become Tijuana of the East. But, when I got to this pick and had no Wide Receivers on my roster, how could I pass up Doug Howlett, who is consistently one of the top performing WR's in whatever league he's in? He's a high earner from Season 23 who still has a few years to earn before he hits regression and has a history of playing with Boss Jr, who helped get Howlett a WR of the Year award in Season 24 of the DSFL. Howlett is probably the most well-known Wide Receiver in the ISFL because of his insanely good Season 25 rookie campaign where he broke the record for receiving yards by a rookie, and saved many a user's fantasy teams. The user behind Howlett, Rufio_NZ, is a great locker room presence who is always good for a laugh and will bring a whole new level of spiciness to the team. To be frank, I am flabbergasted Rufio was available here for me to pick, though I'm not complaining.
Round 12, Pick 6 - Western Reds
MO “MAMBA” MAGIC, Offensive Line (S22)
@thevoicelesscreator - 883 TPE
Simo: The Voiceless Creator is a user I am not as familiar with as some others but that's even more a reason to draft someone. I'm all for getting to no more people in the league and taking him here is huge for us as a big piece for this OL and to protect Chika Fujiware and keep this offence humming. TVC is also a sim league veteran with a lot of experience so they will be a great addition to our locker room and will be a great voice to listen to in the war room. Stoked to have them on board.
Round 12, Pick 7 - Fargo Woodchippers
CALVIN GOLLADAY, Offensive Line (S22)
@CalvinGolladay - 721 TPE
Zayn: O-Line was coming off the board quickly now, and when TVC came off the board, I knew it was time to pull the trigger on a guy I really wanted blocking for my QB. Calvin is someone who i have worked with on the Awards Commitee and i personally really think is a cool guy. He was the O-Line that I have been eyeing for a few rounds, and was really happy to be able to get him with this pick. I knew that Mo Magic would be taken before him due to his higher TPE, so I kept waiting and waiting to snag pull the trigger on the O-Line i personally believed I could get. This is someone who I have heard nothing but nice things about!!! I am glad to have this guy protecting my quarter back for years to come, and sign him up as my first Offensive Line player. FAIR RUBS
Round 12, Pick 8 - Tokyo Tanuki
OWEN HOLLOWAY, Wide Receiver (S25)
@speculadora - 572 TPE
Swanty: I can't keep saying this about all my picks, but I'm going to. Grabbing spec and his WR with the 119th overall pick is a STEAL! A storied user and a player max earning his way towards the top of the league? Holloway's career peak window matches up nicely with the likes of Howitzer and Raimon. Maybe not the most glamourous passing game in the league for now, but they will all share a few pro bowls between then in a few seasons time, that's for sure. I'm really happy to get a user with the experience of speculadora here, and it helps to have a virtually guaranteed league leader in 3/4 seasons time.
Round 12, Pick 9 - Seoul Searchers
GUY FIELDS, Linebacker (S25)
@r0tzbua - 605 TPE
Katarn: I would have picked r0tzuba just for the pictures he posts of his majestic dog Finn alone. However, I don't think Seoul management would have approved of that logic, so it's a good thing he is also a very good, young linebacker. Guy Fields is a standout member of the S25 class. On the field, he had an impressive stat line this past season. Highlights include 125 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 interceptions, and 1 touchdown. Off the field, though, r0tz is a powerhouse of a user. He has posted some incredible media, he's served as a streamer for the league, he was a member of HO, and now most recently is one of the GM's of the DSFL's Dallas Birddogs. Guy Fields slots in as Seoul's second linebacker and, like Ernest Lover, provides some much needed youth to the team.
Round 12, Pick 10 - Santiago Condors
NICK KAEPERCOLIN, Quarterback (S22)
@Highhaschdi - 1126 TPE
Slate: My original plan at QB heading into the draft was to snag an up-and-coming S25 or S26 QB (Jackie Daytona, Ryan Negs, LeBron James III) and pair them with a high TPE, older QB (like Chika Fujiwara who's already been taken or George O'Donnell who is still available) to combine an established veteran presence to start the franchise with a plan for the future of the position. As the draft went on and Kaepercolin kept sliding, that became a less appealing option. Like Rotticus Scott in my previous pick, I simply broke down and took the high TPE option that may leave me with a slight future question mark at the position. Kaepercolin is the 4th highest TPE S22 player at any position and the 2nd highest QB behind only 2nd overall pick Colby Jack, so I am kind of baffled why he is here over players who have fallen slightly behind him in earning like Slothlisberger and Ramza. On top of the football reasons for making the pick, I have a really high opinion of user Highhaschdi who has a wealth of GMing experience to help get the Condors off the ground.
Round 13, Pick 1 - Santiago Condors
DJIBUTEE MCJIMMERSON, Cornerback (S25)
@UberBJ - 607 TPE
Slate: As tempting as it was to draft one of the perhaps bigger name CBs from the S25 class earlier in the draft, the S25 CB class is incredibly deep (and this was even before we got several late additions to the class this last offseason like Katarn, Crunk, and Rev). That depth means I can get outstanding value even this late in the draft with a max earning young CB in Mr. McJimmerson here. While McJimmerson originally played TE for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers in the DSFL, he swapped to CB when he got called up to the Yellowknife Wraiths, and that decision has worked out well for them as he contributed to a stalwart defense that ended up winning the most recent Ultimus. I don't know user UberBJ as well as I would like, but I know his GIF game is on point, he has what might be the best render in the S25 class, and he enjoys bullying Frost, so what's not to like?
Round 13, Pick 2 - Seoul Searchers
DAVE BATISTA, Tight End (S25)
@Frick_Nasty - 604 TPE
Katarn: The Seoul Searchers finally address their tight end position and grab one of the more promising, young tight ends still on the board. Dave Batista, originally with the Colorado Yeti and later traded to the Philadelphia Liberty, is the complete package. While he will mainly be used for his ability to stretch the defense vertically, Batista also brings to the team a solid ability to block in the run game. More importantly than the player, though, is the user. Frick Nasty is a league veteran and honestly one of my favorites. Frick served as the GM of the Colorado Yeti for several seasons and built the team into a football powerhouse. He is definitely someone you want in your locker room, and the Searchers are happy to bring him aboard.
Round 13, Pick 3 - Tokyo Tanuki
COBRA KAI, Running Back (S26)
@OrbitingDeath - 452 TPE
Swanty: I'm not really familiar with any of the other sim leagues out there, but I'm willing to bet that OrbitingDeath is one of the most successful sim league users out there. As of a few months ago, they had reached various halls of fame at least 7 times! It took a while for the ISFL to snag him but here he is with his first create, running back Cobra Kai. Kai has already lit up the DSFL and is virtually a lock to eventually be one of the league's top running backs. OD clearly has a knack for this kind of thing, and I've got no doubt Kai and Thorbjornsson will become one of the league's most feared backfields in the league.
Round 13, Pick 4 - Fargo Woodchippers
MONTEREY “MONTY” JACK, Quarterback (S22)
@Rradum - 1076 TPE
Zayn: After securing my main O-Line and some really talented weapons I knew it was time to snag my QB. User Rrad is an awesome dude and has recently stepped down from GMing SJS, after Ultimus wins. Monty Jack is also the original birddog, being the first overall pick in dallas' first ever season. I have enjoyed having Rrad around in Dallas' LR and WR and I am super happy to be able to get a user of this quality at this point in the draft. I know I probably could have waited a bit longer, since I would have been fine grabing QB's Like Cortez or Daytona, but at this point I figured, why not get the cheeseman himself. If nothing else, this is a player that is a proven winner and has two rings to prove it, and I am happy having him as both a WR member and QB for my team. CHEESE
Round 13, Pick 5 - Western Reds
ACHTFÜNF, Wide Receiver (S23)
@.simo - 682 TPE
Simo: Originally we had picked Karmichael Hunt here to kick field goals and probably none of them cause we are only gonna score touchdowns, then we realised he was even less needed because when he became a wide receiver we will just be going for 2 after every touchdown. We will be unbeatable. If we really have to settle for a field goal Matty will be able to handle that but for this pick, Achtfünf, come on down! Just having moved to wide receiver we still have room for one there to add to our formiddable offence so they will fit right in just adding to what already was the most dangerous offence in the re-draft. We will have to settle any arguments between him and Witheblock about WR1 duties but in the end we just play them both and throw to whoever is open. Really looking forward to this addition.
Round 13, Pick 6 - Munich Machtapparat
SIMON TREMBLAY, Offensive Line (S21)
@Briedaqueduc - 755 TPE
Pat: I had my eye on Simon Tremblay for a solid three rounds, worrying that someone else was going to realize he was there and snatch him up. He might not have the highest TPE for a S21 player, but Simon has always played well above his TPE and I know that he will be the perfect person to open up running lanes and to keep Boss Jr clean. This pick wasn't all about the player, however, and getting user Briedaquec (I'm going to refer to him as Simon from here on out) on my roster, especially this late in the game, is nothing short of a huge steal. For those of you who aren't familiar with Simon, he is nothing short of a damn treasure of a user. Honestly, I feel lucky that I got to join the Liberty just because Simon is so damn awesome. He also brings a strong emoji game to the locker room, so that's just an added bonus!
Round 13, Pick 7 - Pacific Ocean Gulls
FAWN DILLMIBALLS, Defensive Tackle (S22)
@"enforcer" - 978 TPE
Joefish: Of course, when given the choice between (unnamed offensive player) and a defensive player, I'll pick the defensive guy ever time. Defense wins championships. This is exactly the choice I had to make, so I made it. Fawn Dillmiballs in an awesome season 22 player with more than 1000 TPE. He'll make an immediate impact as a sacky boi on the Pacific Ocean front line. I'm kind of surprised that I don't really know the user behind Fawn Dillmiballs, since I feel like he's got such an iconic name that I'd recognize easily, but now I get a chance to meet him and know him better because I'm bringing him into the locker room and in doing so, poaching my third player from the Sarasota Sailfish, all of them on defense. Just looking at my team I'm really excited already (or at least I would be if we were doing anything more with this), and ready to make my next picks for the second half of the draft.
Round 13, Pick 8 - Bali Banteng
RAPID EAGLE, Defensive End (S21)
@rapideagle - 1032 TPE
Rev: With the 128th pick in the redraft, the Bali Banteng finally adress the defensive line position once more by selecting season 21 defensive lineman Rapid Eagle from the Orange County Otters. Rapid Eagle is a veteran across multiple sim leagues, an absolute whiz when it comes to graphic design, and a great addition to any locker room! In addition to being a fellow Otter, Rapid and I also play on the SHL junior world champions Anchorage Armada squad together. Eagle is one of the highest ranked defensive linemen in the entire league in terms of TPE, coming in at 9th amongst defensive linemen and 3rd amongst defensive ends in the ISFL. He also led OCO in tackles for loss last season while proudly living up to his role as defensive captain. Welcome aboard Mr. Eagle!
Round 13, Pick 9 - Barbary Pirates
DAN FOSTER, Cornerback (S25)
@Arkz - 603 TPE
Zeagle: Arkz might be my favorite user from the amazing class of season 25. He was so knowledgable about the league and so helpful to all our fellow prospects that I assumed that he was not a rookie. He was the team captian for the Portland Pythons our rookie season, the only rookie to hold that honor during my time in the league. He's a max earner; his player Dan Foster might have been burnt toast during his first season in the ISFL, but with a couple seasons of earning under him, Dan the Man showed up when the lights were brightest, getting three interceptions including a pick six in the S26 Ultimus.
Arkz would be a crucial member of my war room, and my qWest (ha, get it?) to re-assemble the S26 Portland war room is basically complete. Arkz honestly is the best value pick of the draft, to get such an amazing user this late is one thing, but when you add in a max earning player at a crucial position in the sim on top of that, it takes this pick to a whole new level.
Round 13, Pick 10 - Krakow Knights
MARLON ALEXANDER, Offensive Line (S25)
@platanocat - 434 TPE
Hordle: OHLINE BEST LINE! YOU EVER SEEN A FRIDGE FUCKING PANCAKE SOMEONE?! I HAVE! Did you know that between the years of 2012 and 2017, at least 17 people died by getting trapped in a fridge? Try to fucking blitz us, I dare you. Plat is a fucking stud. The dude just doesn't care and wants to have a good time. He's a postive guy, gives awesome but questionable advice. Turns every LR into a party. Honestly this is might be the only time I'll get to be on a team with him. So I'mma make sure it's great. Plat is a London legend. Goes IA, then comes back and becomes a fan favorite. This is where all my jersey sale money is coming from. How many Ohline jerseys do you see people wearing? Cause you're about to see more. I'm like 95% sure this dude actually runs the entirety of the city of Las Vegas. It's insane.
Round 14, Pick 1 - Krakow Knights
ALEXANDER FRANKLIN, Offensive Line (S26)
@Hordle - 375 TPE
Hordle: OHLINE BEST LINE! This right here is probably the biggest reach of the draft. I picked myself. Didn't want to but everyone else was picking OL and I was scared. Besides this means I get to be on the same team as the legend that is Plat. And if I fuck up I can just beat myself up instead of letting someone else do it. It's a win win. Can't go IA if I'm playing for my own team. I mean I probably could but eh. Either way I'm slotting up with Plat and that's all I have to say about this pick.
Round 14, Pick 2 - Barbary Pirates
ANANDA ADYAN, Offensive Line (S25)
@TMosura - 499 TPE
Zeagle: Really, all I am trying to do with this team is to assemble the S25 OL gang again. Tmosura is someone I had never really talked to, I am pretty sure he is in a strage timezone (to me) thus we never really interracted much, also he was drafted into the cult so that basically killed any chance I had of interracting with him. Now that Berlin seems cool, hopefully I'll get a chance to talk to him! But anyways, I needed another human OL player, and why not draft a young, max earning OL? I am hoping that Adyan and Mellot can lock down the trenches for many seasons to come for Barabry.
Round 14, Pick 3 - Bali Banteng
WESLEY ERIKSEN, Safety (S22)
@Lightnoir - 936 TPE
Rev: With the 133rd pick in the redraft, the Bali Battle Battalion select safety, cornerback, and general backfield extraordinaire Wesley Eriksen from the Arizona Outlaws. Eriksen is a season 22 player who is, for all intents and purposes, a safety in the sim, but Arizona played him at cornerback last season to pretty damn fine results! He had the third most pass deflections amongst all players in the league last season, and his high ratio of pass deflections to tackles makes me think he was pretty damn close to being a total lock down corner. He only wrangled in one interception, but as John Madden would say, if he knew how to catch he would be playing wide receiver, not defensive back. This pick is an absolute steal - Eriksen is the 9th highest TPE safety in the league, a total stud in the prime of his career, and yet here I am snagging him in the 14th round of the redraft. Shame on you, other GMs. I've heard nothing but excellent things about user Lightnoir and I can't say enough how great of a pick I think this is! Okay, I'm done horn tooting.
Round 14, Pick 4 - Pacific Ocean Gulls
FUTURE TRUNKS, Offensive Line (S21)
@Lemon - 926 TPE
Joefish: Of course, when given the choice between (unnamed offensive player) and a defensive player, I'll pick the defensive guy ever time. Defense wins championships. This is exactly the choice I had to make, so I made it. Fawn Dillmiballs in an awesome season 22 player with more than 1000 TPE. He'll make an immediate impact as a sacky boi on the Pacific Ocean front line. I'm kind of surprised that I don't really know the user behind Fawn Dillmiballs, since I feel like he's got such an iconic name that I'd recognize easily, but now I get a chance to meet him and know him better because I'm bringing him into the locker room and in doing so, poaching my third player from the Sarasota Sailfish, all of them on defense. Just looking at my team I'm really excited already (or at least I would be if we were doing anything more with this), and ready to make my next picks for the second half of the draft.
Round 14, Pick 5 - Munich Machtapparat
DOY FIERI, Cornerback (S25)
@"Punter715" - 589 TPE
Pat: With my 14th pick here in this crazy draft I decided it was time to finally round out my secondary with another Cornerback to play opposite Andrew Witten. I had my choice of a few older players here, but I liked the idea of grabbing a more youthful option that will be peaking at TPE right about the time Witten will hit regression, meaning that I'll have two 1000+ TPE CBs on my roster for a season or two. Fieri wasn't the top earning player in Season 25 and wasn't the most highly-sought Cornerback. In fact, he wasn't even drafted as a CB but instead was a Defensive Tackle. User Punter715 has made a small name for himself around the league, first as the, “guy with the gross Guy Fieri render” then as the, “guy with the gross General Manager render.” He's also a great locker room presence I hear, always willing to offer support and kind words. He should fit in with this team perfectly.
Round 14, Pick 6 - Western Reds
LORD BEERUS, Offensive Line (S19)
@scorycory - 920 TPE
Simo: The last piece of my all human offensive line - I think. It's half way through the weekend right now and I had to start drinking to make myself sit down and keep writing these but just like the others we needed an all human offensive line so we could keep the offence singing and keep slinging balls down the field. We believe Cory can deliver that for us. They have been around the league for a while now and there is a wealth of experience for us to take and add to our wall. I don't have a good name because there are no cool walls in Australia. Maybe the rabbit proof fence but that's kinda a dumb name for an offencive line as good as I assembled.
Round 14, Pick 7 - Fargo Woodchippers
JOHNNY HELLZAPOPPIN, Safety (S22)
@Colabear - 877 TPE
Zayn: I needed a 2nd saftey, and its hard to go wrong with Colabear. Having a S22 HO member falling to this round is insane, but I will not complain about this pick. As HO member you know Cola is someone you can trust to help this team, and form a strong duo with Phil Stein my earlier round pick. Johnny Hallzapoppin is a dope name, and I know is someone who only fell due to the quility of tallent of safties from S22 and younger. But whatever reason Cola fell, my team fargo will benifit, as now we boast one of the strongest Secoundaries in the league!!!
Round 14, Pick 8 - Tokyo Tanuki
L'GAZZY BURFICT, Linebacker (S25)
@y2bobman - 604 TPE
Swanty: If you still haven't heard of L'Gazzy Burfict, I feel sorry for you. The chicken wing eating machine initially flew well under the radar, going in the 10th round of the S24 DSFL draft. Initially playing as a rotation piece to London's star-studded LB corps, he wasn't able to prove his worth on the field, but the ISFL scouts took note of his exceptional training effort and bumped him up to the 3rd round in the ISFL draft. From here on out, Burfict came into his own, leading the league in sacks and taking home DPotY honours. Since then, he's continued as one of S25's max earners, and is quickly approaching 700 TPE. L'Gazzy is just a season or two away from being one of the best linebackers in the league.
Round 14, Pick 9 - Seoul Searchers
JIMI DESOTO, Linebacker (S25)
@Jimi64 - 595 TPE
Katarn: Seoul takes another promising season 25 player in Jimi DeSoto, linebacker from the Philadelphia Liberty. I know you were asking for it in the comments bud, so here it is! DeSoto enjoyed a great season with the Liberty, tallying 113 tackles, 5 sacks, and 13 passes defended. He joins fellow S25 linebacker Guy Fields as part of the young core. As a user, Jimi really is one of my favorites. We bonded early on after joining the league and secretly I was hoping we'd end up playing together. Alas, that never happened, but Jimi and I are still buds. He is currently one of the GM's for the Norfolk Seawolves and I am sure he will lead them to much success. Happy to welcome him as the newest Searcher!
Round 14, Pick 10 - Santiago Condors
GARY GOODMAN, Linebacker (S25)
@"ShnarlyDude" - 575 TPE
Slate: Together with my previous pick UberBJ (CB Djibutee McJimmerson), selecting Philadelphia co-GM Cody here immediately gives the Santiago Condors the best GIFs in the entire league. After a recent run on great young linebackers, I once again address the weakest level of my defense by adding another great user at the position who's maybe earning at a slightly slower rate than some of his peers. I'm not worried about it at all though, because Cody is one of my favorite users in the league and contributes so much to a team beyond simply his TPE. Whether it's podcasts, media, hilarious GIFs, or terrifying GM renders, Cody's prolific league content output is sure to make him a solid foundational piece to this team going forward. (I really wanted to take Jimi here instead, but don't tell Cody that.)
With just eleven rounds to go in the draft, the teams are as follows:
Slate – Santiago Condors
QB Nicholas Kaepercolin, RB Zoe Watts, WR Jackson Kingston, TE James Angler, OL Felix Archstone
DT Patrick Money, DT Rotticus Scott DE Asher Montain, DE Raylan Crowder, LB Jack Banks, LB Gary Goodman, CB Brandon Booker, CB Djibutee McJimmerson S Eugene Smoothie
Katarn – Seoul Searchers
QB Colby Jack, RB Joseph Petrongolo, WR Videl-San, WR Thomas Passmann, TE Dave Batista
DT Pete “Plop” Miller, DE Ernest Lover, LB Heinrich Kackpoo, LB Guy Fields, LB Jimi DeSoto, CB Matt Krause, CB Rich Triplet, S Shawn Dawkins, S DB Jadakiss
Swanty – Tokyo Tanuki
QB Sam Howitzer, RB Gunner Thorbjornsson, RB Cobra Kai, WR Taro Raimon, WR Owen Holloway, OL Greedy Sly
DT Tyler Montain, DE Medicinal Toblerone, LB Juan Domine, LB Brach Thomaslacher, LB L’Gazzy Burfict, CB Harrison Andrews, CB Swantavius Jones, S Davriel Lavigne
Zayn – Fargo Woodchippers
QB Monty Jack, RB Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i, WR William Lim, WR Tre’Darius J’Vathon, TE James Lewandowski, OL Calvin Golladay
DT Honky-Tonk Haywood, DE Son Goku, LB Lawrence Bass, LB Melvin Murder-Moose, CB Colt Mendoza, CB Desmond Scarlett, S Phillip Stein, S Johnny Hellzapoppin
Simo – Western Reds
QB Chika Fujiwara, RB Raphtalia Chan, RB Jamar Lackson, WR Michael Witheblock, WR Jed Podolak, WR Achtfünf, TE Heath Evans, TE Austin McCormick, OL Jay Cue, OL Givussafare Rubbe, OL Bruce Buckley, OL Mo “Mamba” Magic, OL Lord Beerus
K/P Matthew McDairmid
Pat – Munich Machtapparat
QB Mike Boss Jr., RB Richard Gilbert, WR Doug Howlett, TE Jeffrey Phillips, OL Julio Jones, OL Simon Tremblay
DT Daymond Brooks, DE Troen Egghands, DE Tex Wrecks, LB Adelie de Pengu, CB Andrew Witten, CB Doy Fieri, S Maverick Bowie, S Tayshawn Crunk
Joefish – Pacific Ocean Gulls
RB Darrel Williams, WR Tychondrius Hood, WR Killian Chambers, OL Benson Bayley Jr., OL Future Trunks
DT Otis Allen, DT Fawn Dillmiballs, DE Mario VonPebbles, LB Deshun Jones, LB Adam Schell, CB Tyler Oles Jr, CB Peter “Little Petey” Patterson, S Cuco Clemente
K/P Jake Fencik
Rev - Bali Banteng
QB Suleiman Ramza, RB Mai Fukushu, WR Ed Barker, WR Luca Scabbia, OL Icebox Riposte
DT Magnus Rikiya, DE Zee Rechs, DE Rapid Eagle, LB Derred De Ville, LB Galf Wilf, CB Osiris Firestorm-Fjord, CB LeSean Paris Crooks, S Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross, S Wesley Eriksen
zEagle - Barbary Pirates
QB Mattathais Caliban, RB Tatsu Nakamura, WR Kai Sakura, TE Clark Boyd, OL Adam Mellott, OL Ananda Adyan
DT Goat Tank, DT Chuck Roth, LB Haha Mango-Panda, LB Hank Winchester, CB Eldrick Avery, CB Dan Foster, S Prince Vegeta, S Bob Bob
Hordle – Krakow Knights
QB Ben Slothlisberger, RB Jameson Vermillion, OL Marlon Alexander, OL Alexander Franklin
DE Immanuel Blackstone, DE Albert Ruschmann, DT Leon Mcdavid, LB Douglas Quaid, LB Dex Kennedy, CB Tyron Shields, CB Jim Waters, S Jamie Nkiah, S Joel Drake
K/P Venus Powers
Let us know who's doing the best so far and whose team sux lmap. Keep your eyes peeled soon for future rounds!