#1 – Darrel Williams - RB Minnesota Grey Ducks (Ry_) =
Darrel stays at the top spot for the second week. He has everything you want in a player and I’m not sure that I see anyone jumping him for this spot. Williams has the most TPE, active on the platforms and his player just produces. He has been the offensive player of the game 4 out of 6 times this season, with one of them seeing a kicker claim that title from him (Hammerson went 5/5 with a 54 yarder, but we’ll talk about that later). The other week he didn’t win it, he probably should have won it. He finished with 7 less yards but did so with 13 less carries and had a touchdown (compared to the bot with zero). He also has the best overall offensive performance of the year from week 1, where he ran for 192 yards and 2 touchdowns on just 20 carries.
#2 – Awkward Sexjoke - DE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (AdamS) ?2
Sexjoke finds his way up to the number 2 spot this week. Some have been asking for this prospect to be ranked 69th, but that sounds like a topic for another day. Awkward has been making plays up to this point in the season and it seems likely that he will continue to do so as he progresses. He leads the rookie class with 5 sacks so far and is second to the veteran Willie Hardagain who has 6 (he had 2 sacks in each of the first 3 games). He also has 6 tackles for loss and seems to come up with a big one almost every game. To add to this, he has at least 1 TFL or sack in all 6 games this season. That is consistency.
#3 – Galf Wilf - LB Portland Pythons (Moosecop) =
Galf keeps the number 3 spot here in week 2. Galf has still been putting up a ton of tackles, although there was a bit of a slow down in a couple of his games last week. He still leads the league with 73 tackles and there is only one player who could take that title away from him (veteran Marlo Smart). The speed rusher has gotten to the quarterback once so far this season, but he really excels as a box to box linebacker. He is able to use his speed and fly to the carrier quickly. Galf Wilf is close to catching Sexjoke and if he can find a way to stuff his stats a bit outside of tackles, he could come in as the top defensive player in the class.
#4 – Jah Bur’Berry - WR Portland Pythons (soryantyler) ?2
Jah dropping two spots down to four isn’t really a negative reflection of him, but rather a big statement by Sexjoke and Wilf. He still has the third most TPE in the class and a moderate lead over the next closest WR by about 20 TPE. He finds himself as the number 2 receiver in the league early on this year, only trailing behind the veteran Rayne Gordan. Portland has the second-best passing game right now and leads the league in receiving touchdowns. Bur’Berry is the leader in that department and will continue to do so. He continues to reign as the top receiver in the class, but he can’t take any days off. The other 3 are on his tail.
#5 – Desmond Scarlett - CB Portland Pythons (Unicorn) =
Desmond keeps his spot at number 5. Based on performances along, Desmond would have moved up to 3 or even 2 after this last week. He had a monster week, including picks in 3 of his 4 games. He took one of them back to the house, making him the only rookie to have a defensive touchdown to this point. There is a two-horse race to be the best defensive back in this class. Right now, Scarlett keeps those bragging rights.
#6 – Randy Vuxta - WR Tijuana Luchadores (roastfuego) =
Randy put in one of the biggest updates of last week and finds himself still at #6. In a league that is dominated by the running game, it can sometimes be hard to have great receiving stats. Randy leads the league in receiving touchdowns with 4 early on in this campaign. 19% of his catches have led to touchdowns, which is an absurd amount. The route runner has put a lot of work into his hands this week, so we may see that percentage come down. But that is a worth while trade off if it means more catches for the young wide out. He also has the best single game performance of all the receivers with his 7 catch, 107 and 1 touchdown performance from week 1. Rayne Gordon is the only other receiver who has put in a top offensive performance. One other thing to note is how run-heavy Tijuana has been this year.
#7 – Bobby Boucher - DE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (BigUnitBabs) ?3
The Waterboy makes a big jump this week, up 3 spots from before. Bobby makes up the second half of what has become the two-headed monster in Myrtle Beach. I’m really hoping they come up with a nickname, but I’ll stick with mine for now. The Myrtle Beach defense has come up big this season and is a big reason why the team is 5-1. They have given up the least total yards and have only given up 104 passing yards per game. There league-leading 22 sacks have clearly disrupted their opponents passing game (the next closest team is at 17 sacks). Bobby’s 8 TFLs, 3 sacks and the biggest update of the week help vault him up this draft board.
#8 – Thor Kirkby - LB Minnesota Grey Ducks (Ascolap) ?1
Thor comes in at 8th on the draft board, just down one spot from last week. He is an anchor for the Grey Ducks defense, who currently come in as the number 2 defense in every stat, but points allowed per game. Thor’s big week 1 game comes in as a top 20 defensive performance through the first 6 weeks. Thor shows up as that consistent linebacker who makes tackles and does his job. He doesn’t have one particular thing that stands out, but rather he can do a little bit of everything. He has a sack, forced fumble and pass deflection, showing how well-rounded he can be.
#9 – Victor Moreno - CB Tijuana Luchadores (GreenArmy) ?1
Victor holds down the 9th spot this week. There are so many players in this range that could move up or down. Wilf, Kirkby, Idlewyld, Moreno and Thompson are all within 4 TPE. Like Thor, Victor isn’t moving down, but rather Boucher had a big move up. Moreno is slightly behind Scarlett in TPE and stats right now, but that could easily change. For now, he firmly sits as the number 2 defensive back.
#10 – Kyle Idlewyld - DE Tijuana Luchadores (Kyle) ?2
It looks like my guarantee from last week was fulfilled quickly, as Kyle has moved up 2 spots. Right now, this would have Kyle filling out as the last pick of the first round. Defensive lineman is always a commodity, so it is conceivable that his draft value continues to rise. Idlewyld also put in a big update, so watch him take his game to the next level. He currently leads the league in tackles for loss with 11 and has a fumble recovery and 3 sacks to go along with it.
#11 - Tash Thompson - WR Minnesota Grey Ducks (casserole) =
Even we some shifting nearby her, Tash keeps her spot at 11 this week. Her put in a big week, really focusing on her speed. I’m excited to see her newfound speed help boost her numbers. She is comparable with the other receivers in her class right now and one big came could really do a lot of good for her draft stock. It is important to take into consideration that she has the best offensive weapon in the class, thus lowering her touches a little bit. The Grey Ducks, like Tijuana (and the rest of the DSFL really), run significantly more than pass. Tash will have to continue to make the most of her opportunities.
#12 – Venus Powers - K/P Portland Pythons (Baron1898) ?3
Venus Powers will be maxed out or close to it by draft time. Powers has the second most TPE right now at 195. I feel bad that she moved down 3 spots, but I don’t expect to see a kicker taken in the first round regardless. She is 9/10 on field goals though and has the second most extra points made. I wouldn’t be surprised if a #forthebrand movement is launched against me.
#13 – Jacoby Clay - WR Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Vexatious) =
Jacoby rounds out the last of the solid receivers in the same place as he was last week at 13. There is a lot to like about Clay’s game. He is right on Jah’s tail with production and he is doing it with a lot less TPE. He is on the most prolific passing team this season, so the opportunities will be there for Jacoby to make an even bigger name for himself. Fellow wideout Gordon will help take off the other team’s top corner and really let Clay go to work.
#14 – Siddhu Sarvepally - RB Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (siddhus) ?1
The first half of the Buccaneers’ one-two punch moves up one spot to 14. Siddhu put up 2 100+ yard games last week, showing he can consistently run the ball well. Sarvepally tied for having the second biggest update this week, so he has really been putting the effort in. I am just waiting for him to break off a big run this coming week. If feels it will only be a matter of time for the speed back. Either way, he continues to rise above his DSFL draft position.
#15 – Reggie Culbertson - DT Portland Pythons (evryday) ?1
Reggie comes in at 15 this week. Unless I am mistaken, Culbertson is the highest undrafted player on this list and there is a good chance he will finish the season as the top one. Reggie is the leader of the Pythons front seven and will continue helping them stuff the run.
#16 – Inspectah Deck - LB Tijuana Luchadores (W.Sconnie) ?2
Deck the halls, amirite? In all seriousness, Inspectah Deck has been covering the whole field at a high level. It might be that I pay slightly closer attention to Tijuana games than others, but it seems like Deck makes great plays at key moments in the game. His sack last week came on a back-to-back later in the game to force a big 4th down. His 4 tackles for loss also have come at big moments. Although he has less tackles than the other speed rushers in the class so far, he has 4 pass deflections. That shows that he is playing in a different capacity than his fellow prospects. He also has a forced fumble and fumble recovery as well.
#17 – Warren Stephens - SS Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Ephenssta) ?1
Mr. Steady is what comes to mind for Warren. He has been constantly updating, including already working on his updates this week. He also has a nice build going, focusing on getting faster and better at tackling. The only reason he slid one spot is because Deck had a pretty sizable update. Stephens has had a respectable stat line as well. He has 3 sacks (which is tied for the most among safeties). He also has a pick and pass deflection, showing he can do it all. Adding on a forced fumble and a fumble recovery, you have a well-rounded safety.
#18 – Ricardo Rose - RB Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (riddlingminion) ?1
Closer to the draft, I plan on doing player comps. I haven’t decided whether that will be to NFL or NSFL players, maybe even both. In Rose’s case, I already have a couple players in mind (no spoilers yet though). Rose has racked up the touchdowns this season. He has 8 already and the next closest rookie is at 5. He is also similar in yardage to his teammate Sarvepally. It appears that Rose is the Buccaneers’ go-to in short yardage and goal line situations. He also has 3 top 10 offensive performances so far, including the second-best overall performance behind Darrel Williams. If he can put in some good updates soon, I see him rising up the board.
#19 – Ben Kenobi -TE Tijuana Luchadores (DeathOnReddit) ?2
This is not the tight end you are looking for. Wait, yes it is. He moves up 2 spots this week and there is strong evidence he will continue to rise as the waiver acquisition makes up ground. He has been averaging about 1.5 catches a game, which is not bad considering Tijuana has the least amount of passing yards in the league. Ben will continue to stretch the field and come up with big first catches. Hopefully he will soon be rewarded with a touchdown for his hard work.
#20 – Silver Banana - K/P Minnesota Grey Ducks (golden_apricot) =
Another #forthebrand riot is acceptable here. Silver Banana has more TPE than Culbertson, Deck, Kenobi, Rose and Stephens. Banana has been a solid updater so far and I would love to move him higher, it’s just hard to envision kickers going much earlier than now regardless of their TPE. With Hammerson appearing to be inactive, Silver is the for sure the number 2 kicker in the class. Banana does have less volume than the other kickers so far, but he is a perfect 14/14 on extra points and 9/9 for field goals. You can’t ask any more out of him.
#21 – Oliver McWigglebutts - DT Minnesota Grey Ducks (MaxTheDog) ?2
McWigglebutts is an interesting case. He looks like he is active and doing updates, but he hasn’t applied any of his TPE yet. I would love to see him beef up and get some production. Minnesota does boast a top 2 defense in every category except points against (and number 1 in their conference), so having him put in a big update will really help their cause even more.
#22 – Kemorian Moore - WR Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Rowdyyy) ?18
So technically not being on the board last week means that Kemorian Moore has moved up the most by a lot. Pairing up Moore with Jacoby Clay seems like it will be paying dividends for Myrtle Beach. Their class as a whole looks really solid and they have so many active guys. Look for this possession receiver to get great separation at the line of scrimmage, as he has added a ton of strength onto his frame recently. He also comes in with some of the best hands in the class.
#23 – Blake Gragg - TE Minnesota Grey Ducks (Hydraconis) ?17
Gragg is in the same situation as Moore, launching up the board this week. I guess I should preface this now. Unless there is a really weird situation, I plan to always have active players higher on the board than inactive ones. This balanced tight end has been working on his speed and hands, looking to make an impact soon. I can’t wait to see if he can catch up to Kenobi for the best tight end in the class.
#24 – Hal Fassingit - DE Minnesota Grey Ducks (tlk742) ?1
I believe Hal is still active, which helps him move up one. I don’t think I caught it last week, but tlk742 is a veteran player with hall-of-famer Darren Smallwood. He knows the ins and outs of the league and I hope he stays active.
#25 – Jamie Nkiah - S Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Drizzy) ?15
Jamie fits in as the other safety with Stephens for the Buccaneers. He is an all-around safety. He will see his first games this week and we will get a better idea of how active he will be, along with what he can do on the field.
#26 – Pancake Maker - OL Minnesota Grey Ducks (Shaquill) ?14
Give us your tired, your poor, your fairest of rubs. Shaquill is back with another player and this time he went offensive lineman. I really hope he stays active because this class needs a good offensive lineman. Heck, this class just needs one period regardless of the quality.
#27 – Colonel Tushfinger - RB Tijuana Luchadores (bovovovo) ?1
Although he has not updated yet, I do believe he is still active. I sure hope he is because it would be great for Tijuana to have another quality offensive weapon in this class. He did have a great performance last week, earning him a game ball.
#28 – Barnabas Cole - DE Tijuana Luchadores (ITBret42) ?6
I believe this marks the cutoff for inactive players. It is somewhat hard to tell Cole is at the top of this list because of some solid stats and he has the most TPE left. If he comes back, he still has plenty of time to get things rolling.
#29 – David Donaldson - TE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Kcobb9) ?6
David has the second most TPE of this group. With the other tight ends not being out of reach yet, Donaldson could come back and catch them still.
#30 – Dre Uzond - CB Portland Pythons (Nuk) ?6
I said at the beginning that I would try to keep everything positive or at worst neutral. That is all.
#31 – Vince Hammerson - K/P Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Channel88) ?5
Alright things are about to get funny. Of all the inactive or semi-inactive people, I’m going to talk most about the kicker of the group. Hammerson has had the most success out of all kickers in the DSFL thus far. He is a perfect 17/17 on extra points as well as 15/15 on field goals. Not only is he perfect, but he also has the highest volume as well. To top all this off, he is 2/2 on 50+ yarders, including a long of 56 (most in the league). Hammerson is about to be a team legend.
#32 – Darnell Johnson - WR Portland Pythons (dylanjj37) ?5
He did add 2 TPE, putting him above those who never added anything. So, that’s a start at least.
#33 – Emilio Cortez - WR Portland Pythons (BruhMaple) =
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#34 – Randall Jimmerson - DE Portland Pythons (JumboBumbo) =
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#35 – Hingle McCringleberry - DT Portland Pythons (Quesadillananda) =
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#36 – Bismo Funyuns - WR Minnesota Grey Ducks (Penrod11) =
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#37 – Dave Casper Jr. - TE Minnesota Grey Ducks (Sanchez801) =
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#38 – Miles Royal - WR Tijuana Luchadores (07ToyotaCamry) =
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#39 – George Bjornsson - DT Tijuana Luchadores (Tolan33) =
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That should wrap up the board for this week. This takes me a lot longer than I expect it to, so thank you for your patience. I have a couple other things I would like to add down the road, including a cleaner list of positional rankings. Now that I have things rolling and there are enough games to take a look at things, I am throwing in a couple other little things down here at the end. As always, please let me know if I miss anything.
Biggest Jump
The biggest jump of this week goes to LB Bobby Boucher, rising 3 spots overall. I don’t plan on counting joining the board for your first week and passing inactives for biggest jump, unless they also jump active players as well. Regardless, Bobby fully deserves credit for his work the last week and I can’t wait to see what else is to come.
Top Performances of Last Week
Offense
Week 4 – This a tie between teammates Siddhu Sarvepally and Ricardo Rose. They combined for 39 carries, 219 yards and 4 touchdowns.
Defense
Week 4 – We have another tie between teammates. Awkward Sexjoke and Bobby Boucher combined for 8 tackles and 4 sacks.
Darrel stays at the top spot for the second week. He has everything you want in a player and I’m not sure that I see anyone jumping him for this spot. Williams has the most TPE, active on the platforms and his player just produces. He has been the offensive player of the game 4 out of 6 times this season, with one of them seeing a kicker claim that title from him (Hammerson went 5/5 with a 54 yarder, but we’ll talk about that later). The other week he didn’t win it, he probably should have won it. He finished with 7 less yards but did so with 13 less carries and had a touchdown (compared to the bot with zero). He also has the best overall offensive performance of the year from week 1, where he ran for 192 yards and 2 touchdowns on just 20 carries.
#2 – Awkward Sexjoke - DE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (AdamS) ?2
Sexjoke finds his way up to the number 2 spot this week. Some have been asking for this prospect to be ranked 69th, but that sounds like a topic for another day. Awkward has been making plays up to this point in the season and it seems likely that he will continue to do so as he progresses. He leads the rookie class with 5 sacks so far and is second to the veteran Willie Hardagain who has 6 (he had 2 sacks in each of the first 3 games). He also has 6 tackles for loss and seems to come up with a big one almost every game. To add to this, he has at least 1 TFL or sack in all 6 games this season. That is consistency.
#3 – Galf Wilf - LB Portland Pythons (Moosecop) =
Galf keeps the number 3 spot here in week 2. Galf has still been putting up a ton of tackles, although there was a bit of a slow down in a couple of his games last week. He still leads the league with 73 tackles and there is only one player who could take that title away from him (veteran Marlo Smart). The speed rusher has gotten to the quarterback once so far this season, but he really excels as a box to box linebacker. He is able to use his speed and fly to the carrier quickly. Galf Wilf is close to catching Sexjoke and if he can find a way to stuff his stats a bit outside of tackles, he could come in as the top defensive player in the class.
#4 – Jah Bur’Berry - WR Portland Pythons (soryantyler) ?2
Jah dropping two spots down to four isn’t really a negative reflection of him, but rather a big statement by Sexjoke and Wilf. He still has the third most TPE in the class and a moderate lead over the next closest WR by about 20 TPE. He finds himself as the number 2 receiver in the league early on this year, only trailing behind the veteran Rayne Gordan. Portland has the second-best passing game right now and leads the league in receiving touchdowns. Bur’Berry is the leader in that department and will continue to do so. He continues to reign as the top receiver in the class, but he can’t take any days off. The other 3 are on his tail.
#5 – Desmond Scarlett - CB Portland Pythons (Unicorn) =
Desmond keeps his spot at number 5. Based on performances along, Desmond would have moved up to 3 or even 2 after this last week. He had a monster week, including picks in 3 of his 4 games. He took one of them back to the house, making him the only rookie to have a defensive touchdown to this point. There is a two-horse race to be the best defensive back in this class. Right now, Scarlett keeps those bragging rights.
#6 – Randy Vuxta - WR Tijuana Luchadores (roastfuego) =
Randy put in one of the biggest updates of last week and finds himself still at #6. In a league that is dominated by the running game, it can sometimes be hard to have great receiving stats. Randy leads the league in receiving touchdowns with 4 early on in this campaign. 19% of his catches have led to touchdowns, which is an absurd amount. The route runner has put a lot of work into his hands this week, so we may see that percentage come down. But that is a worth while trade off if it means more catches for the young wide out. He also has the best single game performance of all the receivers with his 7 catch, 107 and 1 touchdown performance from week 1. Rayne Gordon is the only other receiver who has put in a top offensive performance. One other thing to note is how run-heavy Tijuana has been this year.
#7 – Bobby Boucher - DE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (BigUnitBabs) ?3
The Waterboy makes a big jump this week, up 3 spots from before. Bobby makes up the second half of what has become the two-headed monster in Myrtle Beach. I’m really hoping they come up with a nickname, but I’ll stick with mine for now. The Myrtle Beach defense has come up big this season and is a big reason why the team is 5-1. They have given up the least total yards and have only given up 104 passing yards per game. There league-leading 22 sacks have clearly disrupted their opponents passing game (the next closest team is at 17 sacks). Bobby’s 8 TFLs, 3 sacks and the biggest update of the week help vault him up this draft board.
#8 – Thor Kirkby - LB Minnesota Grey Ducks (Ascolap) ?1
Thor comes in at 8th on the draft board, just down one spot from last week. He is an anchor for the Grey Ducks defense, who currently come in as the number 2 defense in every stat, but points allowed per game. Thor’s big week 1 game comes in as a top 20 defensive performance through the first 6 weeks. Thor shows up as that consistent linebacker who makes tackles and does his job. He doesn’t have one particular thing that stands out, but rather he can do a little bit of everything. He has a sack, forced fumble and pass deflection, showing how well-rounded he can be.
#9 – Victor Moreno - CB Tijuana Luchadores (GreenArmy) ?1
Victor holds down the 9th spot this week. There are so many players in this range that could move up or down. Wilf, Kirkby, Idlewyld, Moreno and Thompson are all within 4 TPE. Like Thor, Victor isn’t moving down, but rather Boucher had a big move up. Moreno is slightly behind Scarlett in TPE and stats right now, but that could easily change. For now, he firmly sits as the number 2 defensive back.
#10 – Kyle Idlewyld - DE Tijuana Luchadores (Kyle) ?2
It looks like my guarantee from last week was fulfilled quickly, as Kyle has moved up 2 spots. Right now, this would have Kyle filling out as the last pick of the first round. Defensive lineman is always a commodity, so it is conceivable that his draft value continues to rise. Idlewyld also put in a big update, so watch him take his game to the next level. He currently leads the league in tackles for loss with 11 and has a fumble recovery and 3 sacks to go along with it.
#11 - Tash Thompson - WR Minnesota Grey Ducks (casserole) =
Even we some shifting nearby her, Tash keeps her spot at 11 this week. Her put in a big week, really focusing on her speed. I’m excited to see her newfound speed help boost her numbers. She is comparable with the other receivers in her class right now and one big came could really do a lot of good for her draft stock. It is important to take into consideration that she has the best offensive weapon in the class, thus lowering her touches a little bit. The Grey Ducks, like Tijuana (and the rest of the DSFL really), run significantly more than pass. Tash will have to continue to make the most of her opportunities.
#12 – Venus Powers - K/P Portland Pythons (Baron1898) ?3
Venus Powers will be maxed out or close to it by draft time. Powers has the second most TPE right now at 195. I feel bad that she moved down 3 spots, but I don’t expect to see a kicker taken in the first round regardless. She is 9/10 on field goals though and has the second most extra points made. I wouldn’t be surprised if a #forthebrand movement is launched against me.
#13 – Jacoby Clay - WR Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Vexatious) =
Jacoby rounds out the last of the solid receivers in the same place as he was last week at 13. There is a lot to like about Clay’s game. He is right on Jah’s tail with production and he is doing it with a lot less TPE. He is on the most prolific passing team this season, so the opportunities will be there for Jacoby to make an even bigger name for himself. Fellow wideout Gordon will help take off the other team’s top corner and really let Clay go to work.
#14 – Siddhu Sarvepally - RB Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (siddhus) ?1
The first half of the Buccaneers’ one-two punch moves up one spot to 14. Siddhu put up 2 100+ yard games last week, showing he can consistently run the ball well. Sarvepally tied for having the second biggest update this week, so he has really been putting the effort in. I am just waiting for him to break off a big run this coming week. If feels it will only be a matter of time for the speed back. Either way, he continues to rise above his DSFL draft position.
#15 – Reggie Culbertson - DT Portland Pythons (evryday) ?1
Reggie comes in at 15 this week. Unless I am mistaken, Culbertson is the highest undrafted player on this list and there is a good chance he will finish the season as the top one. Reggie is the leader of the Pythons front seven and will continue helping them stuff the run.
#16 – Inspectah Deck - LB Tijuana Luchadores (W.Sconnie) ?2
Deck the halls, amirite? In all seriousness, Inspectah Deck has been covering the whole field at a high level. It might be that I pay slightly closer attention to Tijuana games than others, but it seems like Deck makes great plays at key moments in the game. His sack last week came on a back-to-back later in the game to force a big 4th down. His 4 tackles for loss also have come at big moments. Although he has less tackles than the other speed rushers in the class so far, he has 4 pass deflections. That shows that he is playing in a different capacity than his fellow prospects. He also has a forced fumble and fumble recovery as well.
#17 – Warren Stephens - SS Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Ephenssta) ?1
Mr. Steady is what comes to mind for Warren. He has been constantly updating, including already working on his updates this week. He also has a nice build going, focusing on getting faster and better at tackling. The only reason he slid one spot is because Deck had a pretty sizable update. Stephens has had a respectable stat line as well. He has 3 sacks (which is tied for the most among safeties). He also has a pick and pass deflection, showing he can do it all. Adding on a forced fumble and a fumble recovery, you have a well-rounded safety.
#18 – Ricardo Rose - RB Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (riddlingminion) ?1
Closer to the draft, I plan on doing player comps. I haven’t decided whether that will be to NFL or NSFL players, maybe even both. In Rose’s case, I already have a couple players in mind (no spoilers yet though). Rose has racked up the touchdowns this season. He has 8 already and the next closest rookie is at 5. He is also similar in yardage to his teammate Sarvepally. It appears that Rose is the Buccaneers’ go-to in short yardage and goal line situations. He also has 3 top 10 offensive performances so far, including the second-best overall performance behind Darrel Williams. If he can put in some good updates soon, I see him rising up the board.
#19 – Ben Kenobi -TE Tijuana Luchadores (DeathOnReddit) ?2
This is not the tight end you are looking for. Wait, yes it is. He moves up 2 spots this week and there is strong evidence he will continue to rise as the waiver acquisition makes up ground. He has been averaging about 1.5 catches a game, which is not bad considering Tijuana has the least amount of passing yards in the league. Ben will continue to stretch the field and come up with big first catches. Hopefully he will soon be rewarded with a touchdown for his hard work.
#20 – Silver Banana - K/P Minnesota Grey Ducks (golden_apricot) =
Another #forthebrand riot is acceptable here. Silver Banana has more TPE than Culbertson, Deck, Kenobi, Rose and Stephens. Banana has been a solid updater so far and I would love to move him higher, it’s just hard to envision kickers going much earlier than now regardless of their TPE. With Hammerson appearing to be inactive, Silver is the for sure the number 2 kicker in the class. Banana does have less volume than the other kickers so far, but he is a perfect 14/14 on extra points and 9/9 for field goals. You can’t ask any more out of him.
#21 – Oliver McWigglebutts - DT Minnesota Grey Ducks (MaxTheDog) ?2
McWigglebutts is an interesting case. He looks like he is active and doing updates, but he hasn’t applied any of his TPE yet. I would love to see him beef up and get some production. Minnesota does boast a top 2 defense in every category except points against (and number 1 in their conference), so having him put in a big update will really help their cause even more.
#22 – Kemorian Moore - WR Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Rowdyyy) ?18
So technically not being on the board last week means that Kemorian Moore has moved up the most by a lot. Pairing up Moore with Jacoby Clay seems like it will be paying dividends for Myrtle Beach. Their class as a whole looks really solid and they have so many active guys. Look for this possession receiver to get great separation at the line of scrimmage, as he has added a ton of strength onto his frame recently. He also comes in with some of the best hands in the class.
#23 – Blake Gragg - TE Minnesota Grey Ducks (Hydraconis) ?17
Gragg is in the same situation as Moore, launching up the board this week. I guess I should preface this now. Unless there is a really weird situation, I plan to always have active players higher on the board than inactive ones. This balanced tight end has been working on his speed and hands, looking to make an impact soon. I can’t wait to see if he can catch up to Kenobi for the best tight end in the class.
#24 – Hal Fassingit - DE Minnesota Grey Ducks (tlk742) ?1
I believe Hal is still active, which helps him move up one. I don’t think I caught it last week, but tlk742 is a veteran player with hall-of-famer Darren Smallwood. He knows the ins and outs of the league and I hope he stays active.
#25 – Jamie Nkiah - S Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Drizzy) ?15
Jamie fits in as the other safety with Stephens for the Buccaneers. He is an all-around safety. He will see his first games this week and we will get a better idea of how active he will be, along with what he can do on the field.
#26 – Pancake Maker - OL Minnesota Grey Ducks (Shaquill) ?14
Give us your tired, your poor, your fairest of rubs. Shaquill is back with another player and this time he went offensive lineman. I really hope he stays active because this class needs a good offensive lineman. Heck, this class just needs one period regardless of the quality.
#27 – Colonel Tushfinger - RB Tijuana Luchadores (bovovovo) ?1
Although he has not updated yet, I do believe he is still active. I sure hope he is because it would be great for Tijuana to have another quality offensive weapon in this class. He did have a great performance last week, earning him a game ball.
#28 – Barnabas Cole - DE Tijuana Luchadores (ITBret42) ?6
I believe this marks the cutoff for inactive players. It is somewhat hard to tell Cole is at the top of this list because of some solid stats and he has the most TPE left. If he comes back, he still has plenty of time to get things rolling.
#29 – David Donaldson - TE Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Kcobb9) ?6
David has the second most TPE of this group. With the other tight ends not being out of reach yet, Donaldson could come back and catch them still.
#30 – Dre Uzond - CB Portland Pythons (Nuk) ?6
I said at the beginning that I would try to keep everything positive or at worst neutral. That is all.
#31 – Vince Hammerson - K/P Myrtle Beach Buccaneers (Channel88) ?5
Alright things are about to get funny. Of all the inactive or semi-inactive people, I’m going to talk most about the kicker of the group. Hammerson has had the most success out of all kickers in the DSFL thus far. He is a perfect 17/17 on extra points as well as 15/15 on field goals. Not only is he perfect, but he also has the highest volume as well. To top all this off, he is 2/2 on 50+ yarders, including a long of 56 (most in the league). Hammerson is about to be a team legend.
#32 – Darnell Johnson - WR Portland Pythons (dylanjj37) ?5
He did add 2 TPE, putting him above those who never added anything. So, that’s a start at least.
#33 – Emilio Cortez - WR Portland Pythons (BruhMaple) =
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#34 – Randall Jimmerson - DE Portland Pythons (JumboBumbo) =
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#35 – Hingle McCringleberry - DT Portland Pythons (Quesadillananda) =
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#36 – Bismo Funyuns - WR Minnesota Grey Ducks (Penrod11) =
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#37 – Dave Casper Jr. - TE Minnesota Grey Ducks (Sanchez801) =
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#38 – Miles Royal - WR Tijuana Luchadores (07ToyotaCamry) =
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#39 – George Bjornsson - DT Tijuana Luchadores (Tolan33) =
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That should wrap up the board for this week. This takes me a lot longer than I expect it to, so thank you for your patience. I have a couple other things I would like to add down the road, including a cleaner list of positional rankings. Now that I have things rolling and there are enough games to take a look at things, I am throwing in a couple other little things down here at the end. As always, please let me know if I miss anything.
Biggest Jump
The biggest jump of this week goes to LB Bobby Boucher, rising 3 spots overall. I don’t plan on counting joining the board for your first week and passing inactives for biggest jump, unless they also jump active players as well. Regardless, Bobby fully deserves credit for his work the last week and I can’t wait to see what else is to come.
Top Performances of Last Week
Offense
Week 4 – This a tie between teammates Siddhu Sarvepally and Ricardo Rose. They combined for 39 carries, 219 yards and 4 touchdowns.
Defense
Week 4 – We have another tie between teammates. Awkward Sexjoke and Bobby Boucher combined for 8 tackles and 4 sacks.