Tribune1898
The 2500 Word Weekly
The evil forces of procrastination have struck again, meaning that a publication intended to come out every Sunday is now being published on a Thursday. Go figure. The weekly publication of this tribune nets me approximately one and a half million dollars in media money each edition once the cost of a weekly Dotts subscription is accounted for. Honestly, if anyone needs money for loot boxes, media is one of the easiest ways to do it - 2500 words once a week is more than enough to pay for your crippling addiction.
Anyways, time for the topics! And seeing as I was a part of the awards committee this season, most of the topics will be me giving my own opinions of each of the awards. We’ll start with the most important awards first and work our way down.
Kicker of the Year
There are twelve teams in the league, and twelve kickers to match. Let’s take a look at the statistics below.
Silver Banana: 51/52 XP (98.1%), 26/30 FG (86.7%)
Alfredo Crisco: 38/38 XP (100%), 35/36 FG (97.2%)
Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 33/38 XP (86.8%), 36/38 FG (94.7%)
Karmichael Hunt: 26/28 XP (92.9%), 22/27 FG (81.5%)
J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 36/38 XP (94.7%), 24/25 FG (96.0%)
Matthew McDairmid: 36/38 XP (94.7%), 20/23 FG (87.0%)
Datsum PhastBawls: 35/37 XP (94.6%), 21/22 FG (95.5%)
Venus Powers: 32/32 XP (100%), 29/29 FG (100%)
Herbert Prohaska: 33/33 XP (100%), 31/34 FG (91.2%)
Sam Sidekick: 31/32 XP (96.9%), 26/27 FG (96.3%)
Jacob Small: 43/46 XP (93.5%), 32/35 FG (91.4%)
Dougie Smalls: 39/42 XP (92.9%), 20/20 FG (100%)
Right off the bat, there are a number of obvious contenders that distinguish themselves from the pack. Alfredo Crisco nailed all 38 extra point attempts and only missed one of 36 field goals. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jamison and Datsum PhastBawls both missed two extra points, on 38 and 37 respective tries, and missed one of 25 and 22 field goal attempts. Venus Powers was the only kicker to go entirely perfect on the year, pegging all 32 extra point attempts and 29 field goal attempts. Sam Sidekick missed one apiece for extra points and field goals on 32 and 27 tries.
Ultimately, it’s really a two way battle between Crisco and Powers. Crisco has six more extra points and seven more field goals, one of which he missed. Powers has the advantage of being only the fifth kicker in ISFL history to not miss a shot all season, and the first to do it in a sixteen game schedule. Who should win the award? Well, if you’ll allow me to stand on my soapbox and preach to the nobody who actually reads this, here is my case for why Venus Powers deserves to win Kicker of the Year.
Yes, I’m biased. I’m also right.
First is the question of opportunity. Honolulu may have finished above Austin in the conference standings, but to pretend that these two teams are evenly matched is not exactly reasonable. Austin boasted the third best offense in the entire league by points scored, rushing yards, and passing yards. Honolulu ranked ninth, fifth, and twelfth respectively. I do not believe that the Hahalua’s young and limited offense, which inherently limited Powers’ chances for both field goals and extra points, should be counted against her. When she got the chance to kick, she did - nailing eleven of her 29 field goals from beyond the 40 yard line, three from beyond 50.
There have only been five kickers in the entire history of the league to go perfect on extra points and field goals - Micycle McCormick in S7, Iyah Blewitt in S9, Dean Jackson in S14, and Kulture Fulture in S18. McCormick and Jackson both placed last in the league for both field goal and extra point attempts; Blewitt and Fulture won Kicker of the Year. For context, Venus Powers tied for tenth and sixth in extra point and field goal attempts respectively.
This ended up being a lot shorter than I thought it would be. Venus Powers is kicker of the year. Crisco put up a good season in the twilight of his career (not sure if he will retire this offseason or if he can fight off regression one more year) but the future is now old man.
Punter of the Year
There are a few great contenders for this award - Datsum PhastBawl racked up some great yardage, Sam Sidekick was right behind him with a much better average, and Jay “Jay” Jay-Jaymison and Karmichael Hunt both had excellent accuracy inside the 20. But fair or not, awards voters have usually voted based on efficiency, and in this regard the Punter of the Year award is Matthew McDairmid’s award to lose. Congratulations on a fantastic season.
Bonus note, Hunt doing excellent means that Philadelphia is going to have to find a new kicker soon because the Kicker Curse is gonna take him away quite soon.
Returner of the Year
Punter of the Year had Hunt and McDairmid as a two horse race, with McDairmid firmly in the lead but Hunt able to make a convincing case. Returner of the Year has a bit more of a crowded field, but ultimately it boils down to a similar situation. Dermot Lavelle Jr. is the front runner here and my pick to win. Sixth in kick return yardage with a 28.1 average and eighth in punt return yardage with an 11.9 average, Lavelle’s statistics are good, but the jewel in his crown are the two kick return and one punt return touchdowns. No one else this year had more than one combined.
If someone is going to take Returner of the Year from Lavelle Jr., it is going to be Darrel Williams. Williams is right above Lavelle in kick return yardage, although his efficiency (25.4) is inferior and he lacks the two touchdowns. However, Williams is electric in the punt return phase, with nearly double the yardage of Lavelle (484 vs. 262), a touchdown, and a league leading 17.3 average yards per return. To be completely honest, I would not oppose an awards change to split up Returner of the Year into Kick Returner of the Year and Punt Returner of the Year, just as the Defensive Lineman and Defensive Back awards were sliced in half a few seasons ago. Special teams deserves more recognition than it currently gets.
Dark horse contenders include Lord Beerus (1082 kick return yards and a 30.1 average, plus 324 punt return yards and a 10.5 average), Saba Donut (1085 kick return yards and a 31.9 average, good for second in the league, plus a touchdown), Deondre Thomas-Fox (1032 kick return yards and a 26.5 average plus a touchdown, and 309 punt return yards on a 8.8 average), and Louisiana Purchase (784 kick return yards and a touchdown on a league leading 32.7 average). All of these guys had a great year.
Random Dotts Cards I Like
Yep, those are all the awards I care about.
It’s been a week or two since the start of Dotts, and so far my pulls have been... pretty good! Still have yet to nab any of the Fabulous Five or Kicker Mafia, but I’m keeping my hopes up. Here’s some tidbits about an interesting card from each team.
Andreas Waiters — DE
Season 4, Backup
Back in my short-lived interim GM tenure for the Portland Pythons, I conducted a lot of research for a project that never got off the ground (story of my life right there) that would’ve made a team Hall of Fame for the Pythons. This guy was a legend in the early DSFL. He won Defensive Lineman of the Year in both S3 and S4, Defensive Rookie of the Year in S3, and Defensive Player of the Year both years as well. He led the league with 18 sacks in Season 3 AND Season 4, both of which tie for the all-time single season sack record in the DSFL. I’m pretty sure his user went inactive before he could ever make a serious impact on the ISFL.
Kichwa Jones — RB
Season 22, Starter
I’ve only pulled three cards from the Austin Copperheads, and all three of them have been S22 starters, so I picked the one with the coolest sounding name to learn about here. Jones was drafted with the sixth pick of the fourth round in the S22 ISFL Draft after splitting snaps on the Dallas Birddogs with White Goodman. Sent down another season, Jones came fourth in the league with 1403 rushing yards on 5.2 yards a carry and 7 touchdowns. For the past two seasons, Jones has been sharing snaps on a roughly 50/50 basis with Mako Mendonca in the Austin backfield, and currently sits at around 545 TPE.
Spencer Lawes — K/P
Season 11, Backup
The only kickers I’ve managed to land thus far are backup tier IAs, but Lawes is still a noteworthy addition to the collection. He came second fiddle in his own draft to Kulture Fulture, drafted in the fourth round to the Baltimore Hawks as a replacement to HOFer Turk Turkleton, but Lawes played a number of years and even managed to land in the Pro Bowl. He eventually played two seasons in Arizona, where he ranks third in a number of franchise records.
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord — CB
Season 21, Star
Right off the bat, this is one of the coolest names in the league. He played tight end for my Pythons back in the DSFL and had a rather unexceptional year statistically, but high activity and user pedigree landed him a first round selection with the Chicago Butchers. After a dismal first year with Rose Jenkins at the helm, in which he failed to eclipse 350 yards or get into the end zone, Firestorm-Fjord transitioned to cornerback and tied the league lead in passes defended even with the Butchers’ 1-12 record, making the S23 Pro Bowl. He took a step back in S24 but still finished with 75 tackles, 2 interceptions, and 14 pass deflections.
Sebastian Joyce — RB
Season 3, Backup
I have a bajillion backup cards for the Colorado Yeti, two starters, and not a single higher card. So here’s someone I’ve never heard of before writing this post. Joyce was drafted in the seventh round of the Season 3 ISFL Draft as a tight end, in the last draft class to not go through the DSFL first. In his first pro season, he wowed with 13 catches for 81 yards and followed it up with 21 catches for 128 yards, along with one rush for two yards. He then “regressed” to 6/34 receiving before making a career change in his fourth season to running back, putting up 77 rushes for 270 yards and two scores. He played a few more unremarkable seasons before being auto retired.
Venus Powers — K/P
Season 20, Star
Of all the cards I wanted to pull, the only one I ended up getting was the one who I’m going to have to find again once tiers are updated. Bum kicker.
LiterallyJust A. Hexagon — S
Season 22, Starter
To my chagrin, I have quite a few cards from NOLA worth talking about. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon went through the Tijuana-NOLA pipeline, drafted in the fourth round of the S22 ISFL Draft. Hexagon’s career has been pretty good, sitting at 575 TPE at the time of writing. After being relegated in S22, garnering five picks and a nomination for Defensive Back of the Year, Hexagon was called up and for two years has been a cornerstone of the Second Line defense. In S24, they were second on the team with 125 tackles plus a forced fumble, three interceptions, and seven pass deflections.
Dan Schneider — S
Season 11, All-Pro
Schneider had a great career for the evil empire after being picked up eighth overall in the Season 11 ISFL Draft. He was a two time winner of the ISFL Defensive Back of the Year award, four time Ultimus winner, and many time Pro Bowler who spent most of his career in Orange County before a two season stint in Chicago. His S17 season is tied for second all-time with 3 defensive touchdowns, and he is on the franchise leaderboard for many Otter stats. It’ll be interesting to see if Schneider, who auto retired in S22, will get into the Hall of Fame when he becomes eligible next offseason.
Lefty Louis — K/P
Season 21, Backup
Ah, my replacement. After Venus Powers was nabbed by the Honolulu Hahalua in the S22 Expansion Draft, the Liberty called up this kicker - whom they had drafted a year earlier - to serve as my replacement. He kicked 25/28 on extra points and 17/21 on field goals while leading the league in punting yardage, although his predecessor ended up winning Punter of the Year in Honolulu. He stayed on in S23 to kick 40/43 extra points and 26/30 field goals, third in the league in raw punting yards. However, Lefty Louis was left out to dry when the Liberty drafted a new kicker, Karmichael Hunt, to replace him at the position, and he has yet to play another snap in the league.
Fast Boija — RB
Season 12, Backup
They still sing songs of Fast Boija in San Antonio, whose S13 season is legendary. The San Antonio Marshals elected to basically not pass the entire season and, ignoring conventional wisdom that splitting carries is a good thing, gave them all to Boija. Pound the rock he did. He still holds the single season records for carries and rushing yards, with 557 (!) and 2570 (!!!) respectively, and is tied for second in rushing touchdowns with 19. The second place holders in carries and yards are 463 and 2087. There is no way those records are ever going to be surpassed. They’re nigh untouchable, and I don’t really care to look into any other facet of Fast Boija’s career because why bother.
Cuco Clemente — DT
Season 22, Starter
I have a grand total of two Sarasota cards (which is good cause they’re the inferior fish team) and Cuco Clemente is certainly one of them. Born Octavio Clemente and presumably switching names to fit Sarasota, Clemente played defensive tackle for the Ultimini-winning Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. He was sent down in S22, where he led all DSFL defensive tackles in tackles with 53. Called up in S23, Clemente has played two seasons for Sarasota and became an anchor in the trenches.
Nate Swift — WR
Season 13, Legend
Season 23 Ultimus Champions
Having both cards is cool as hell. It was tempting to wax on about Borro Gore, who I also already did a ton of research on for the Portland HOF, but I’m just gonna use this opportunity to shout out Nate Swift and @Bigred1580, who meant a lot to me as GM when Marshall was playing in Yellowknife. I’m so glad you guys got your ring.
Edition I
The 2500 Word Weekly
The evil forces of procrastination have struck again, meaning that a publication intended to come out every Sunday is now being published on a Thursday. Go figure. The weekly publication of this tribune nets me approximately one and a half million dollars in media money each edition once the cost of a weekly Dotts subscription is accounted for. Honestly, if anyone needs money for loot boxes, media is one of the easiest ways to do it - 2500 words once a week is more than enough to pay for your crippling addiction.
Anyways, time for the topics! And seeing as I was a part of the awards committee this season, most of the topics will be me giving my own opinions of each of the awards. We’ll start with the most important awards first and work our way down.
Kicker of the Year
There are twelve teams in the league, and twelve kickers to match. Let’s take a look at the statistics below.
Silver Banana: 51/52 XP (98.1%), 26/30 FG (86.7%)
Alfredo Crisco: 38/38 XP (100%), 35/36 FG (97.2%)
Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 33/38 XP (86.8%), 36/38 FG (94.7%)
Karmichael Hunt: 26/28 XP (92.9%), 22/27 FG (81.5%)
J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 36/38 XP (94.7%), 24/25 FG (96.0%)
Matthew McDairmid: 36/38 XP (94.7%), 20/23 FG (87.0%)
Datsum PhastBawls: 35/37 XP (94.6%), 21/22 FG (95.5%)
Venus Powers: 32/32 XP (100%), 29/29 FG (100%)
Herbert Prohaska: 33/33 XP (100%), 31/34 FG (91.2%)
Sam Sidekick: 31/32 XP (96.9%), 26/27 FG (96.3%)
Jacob Small: 43/46 XP (93.5%), 32/35 FG (91.4%)
Dougie Smalls: 39/42 XP (92.9%), 20/20 FG (100%)
Right off the bat, there are a number of obvious contenders that distinguish themselves from the pack. Alfredo Crisco nailed all 38 extra point attempts and only missed one of 36 field goals. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jamison and Datsum PhastBawls both missed two extra points, on 38 and 37 respective tries, and missed one of 25 and 22 field goal attempts. Venus Powers was the only kicker to go entirely perfect on the year, pegging all 32 extra point attempts and 29 field goal attempts. Sam Sidekick missed one apiece for extra points and field goals on 32 and 27 tries.
Ultimately, it’s really a two way battle between Crisco and Powers. Crisco has six more extra points and seven more field goals, one of which he missed. Powers has the advantage of being only the fifth kicker in ISFL history to not miss a shot all season, and the first to do it in a sixteen game schedule. Who should win the award? Well, if you’ll allow me to stand on my soapbox and preach to the nobody who actually reads this, here is my case for why Venus Powers deserves to win Kicker of the Year.
Yes, I’m biased. I’m also right.
First is the question of opportunity. Honolulu may have finished above Austin in the conference standings, but to pretend that these two teams are evenly matched is not exactly reasonable. Austin boasted the third best offense in the entire league by points scored, rushing yards, and passing yards. Honolulu ranked ninth, fifth, and twelfth respectively. I do not believe that the Hahalua’s young and limited offense, which inherently limited Powers’ chances for both field goals and extra points, should be counted against her. When she got the chance to kick, she did - nailing eleven of her 29 field goals from beyond the 40 yard line, three from beyond 50.
There have only been five kickers in the entire history of the league to go perfect on extra points and field goals - Micycle McCormick in S7, Iyah Blewitt in S9, Dean Jackson in S14, and Kulture Fulture in S18. McCormick and Jackson both placed last in the league for both field goal and extra point attempts; Blewitt and Fulture won Kicker of the Year. For context, Venus Powers tied for tenth and sixth in extra point and field goal attempts respectively.
This ended up being a lot shorter than I thought it would be. Venus Powers is kicker of the year. Crisco put up a good season in the twilight of his career (not sure if he will retire this offseason or if he can fight off regression one more year) but the future is now old man.
Punter of the Year
There are a few great contenders for this award - Datsum PhastBawl racked up some great yardage, Sam Sidekick was right behind him with a much better average, and Jay “Jay” Jay-Jaymison and Karmichael Hunt both had excellent accuracy inside the 20. But fair or not, awards voters have usually voted based on efficiency, and in this regard the Punter of the Year award is Matthew McDairmid’s award to lose. Congratulations on a fantastic season.
Bonus note, Hunt doing excellent means that Philadelphia is going to have to find a new kicker soon because the Kicker Curse is gonna take him away quite soon.
Returner of the Year
Punter of the Year had Hunt and McDairmid as a two horse race, with McDairmid firmly in the lead but Hunt able to make a convincing case. Returner of the Year has a bit more of a crowded field, but ultimately it boils down to a similar situation. Dermot Lavelle Jr. is the front runner here and my pick to win. Sixth in kick return yardage with a 28.1 average and eighth in punt return yardage with an 11.9 average, Lavelle’s statistics are good, but the jewel in his crown are the two kick return and one punt return touchdowns. No one else this year had more than one combined.
If someone is going to take Returner of the Year from Lavelle Jr., it is going to be Darrel Williams. Williams is right above Lavelle in kick return yardage, although his efficiency (25.4) is inferior and he lacks the two touchdowns. However, Williams is electric in the punt return phase, with nearly double the yardage of Lavelle (484 vs. 262), a touchdown, and a league leading 17.3 average yards per return. To be completely honest, I would not oppose an awards change to split up Returner of the Year into Kick Returner of the Year and Punt Returner of the Year, just as the Defensive Lineman and Defensive Back awards were sliced in half a few seasons ago. Special teams deserves more recognition than it currently gets.
Dark horse contenders include Lord Beerus (1082 kick return yards and a 30.1 average, plus 324 punt return yards and a 10.5 average), Saba Donut (1085 kick return yards and a 31.9 average, good for second in the league, plus a touchdown), Deondre Thomas-Fox (1032 kick return yards and a 26.5 average plus a touchdown, and 309 punt return yards on a 8.8 average), and Louisiana Purchase (784 kick return yards and a touchdown on a league leading 32.7 average). All of these guys had a great year.
Random Dotts Cards I Like
Yep, those are all the awards I care about.
It’s been a week or two since the start of Dotts, and so far my pulls have been... pretty good! Still have yet to nab any of the Fabulous Five or Kicker Mafia, but I’m keeping my hopes up. Here’s some tidbits about an interesting card from each team.
Andreas Waiters — DE
Season 4, Backup
Back in my short-lived interim GM tenure for the Portland Pythons, I conducted a lot of research for a project that never got off the ground (story of my life right there) that would’ve made a team Hall of Fame for the Pythons. This guy was a legend in the early DSFL. He won Defensive Lineman of the Year in both S3 and S4, Defensive Rookie of the Year in S3, and Defensive Player of the Year both years as well. He led the league with 18 sacks in Season 3 AND Season 4, both of which tie for the all-time single season sack record in the DSFL. I’m pretty sure his user went inactive before he could ever make a serious impact on the ISFL.
Kichwa Jones — RB
Season 22, Starter
I’ve only pulled three cards from the Austin Copperheads, and all three of them have been S22 starters, so I picked the one with the coolest sounding name to learn about here. Jones was drafted with the sixth pick of the fourth round in the S22 ISFL Draft after splitting snaps on the Dallas Birddogs with White Goodman. Sent down another season, Jones came fourth in the league with 1403 rushing yards on 5.2 yards a carry and 7 touchdowns. For the past two seasons, Jones has been sharing snaps on a roughly 50/50 basis with Mako Mendonca in the Austin backfield, and currently sits at around 545 TPE.
Spencer Lawes — K/P
Season 11, Backup
The only kickers I’ve managed to land thus far are backup tier IAs, but Lawes is still a noteworthy addition to the collection. He came second fiddle in his own draft to Kulture Fulture, drafted in the fourth round to the Baltimore Hawks as a replacement to HOFer Turk Turkleton, but Lawes played a number of years and even managed to land in the Pro Bowl. He eventually played two seasons in Arizona, where he ranks third in a number of franchise records.
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord — CB
Season 21, Star
Right off the bat, this is one of the coolest names in the league. He played tight end for my Pythons back in the DSFL and had a rather unexceptional year statistically, but high activity and user pedigree landed him a first round selection with the Chicago Butchers. After a dismal first year with Rose Jenkins at the helm, in which he failed to eclipse 350 yards or get into the end zone, Firestorm-Fjord transitioned to cornerback and tied the league lead in passes defended even with the Butchers’ 1-12 record, making the S23 Pro Bowl. He took a step back in S24 but still finished with 75 tackles, 2 interceptions, and 14 pass deflections.
Sebastian Joyce — RB
Season 3, Backup
I have a bajillion backup cards for the Colorado Yeti, two starters, and not a single higher card. So here’s someone I’ve never heard of before writing this post. Joyce was drafted in the seventh round of the Season 3 ISFL Draft as a tight end, in the last draft class to not go through the DSFL first. In his first pro season, he wowed with 13 catches for 81 yards and followed it up with 21 catches for 128 yards, along with one rush for two yards. He then “regressed” to 6/34 receiving before making a career change in his fourth season to running back, putting up 77 rushes for 270 yards and two scores. He played a few more unremarkable seasons before being auto retired.
Venus Powers — K/P
Season 20, Star
Of all the cards I wanted to pull, the only one I ended up getting was the one who I’m going to have to find again once tiers are updated. Bum kicker.
LiterallyJust A. Hexagon — S
Season 22, Starter
To my chagrin, I have quite a few cards from NOLA worth talking about. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon went through the Tijuana-NOLA pipeline, drafted in the fourth round of the S22 ISFL Draft. Hexagon’s career has been pretty good, sitting at 575 TPE at the time of writing. After being relegated in S22, garnering five picks and a nomination for Defensive Back of the Year, Hexagon was called up and for two years has been a cornerstone of the Second Line defense. In S24, they were second on the team with 125 tackles plus a forced fumble, three interceptions, and seven pass deflections.
Dan Schneider — S
Season 11, All-Pro
Schneider had a great career for the evil empire after being picked up eighth overall in the Season 11 ISFL Draft. He was a two time winner of the ISFL Defensive Back of the Year award, four time Ultimus winner, and many time Pro Bowler who spent most of his career in Orange County before a two season stint in Chicago. His S17 season is tied for second all-time with 3 defensive touchdowns, and he is on the franchise leaderboard for many Otter stats. It’ll be interesting to see if Schneider, who auto retired in S22, will get into the Hall of Fame when he becomes eligible next offseason.
Lefty Louis — K/P
Season 21, Backup
Ah, my replacement. After Venus Powers was nabbed by the Honolulu Hahalua in the S22 Expansion Draft, the Liberty called up this kicker - whom they had drafted a year earlier - to serve as my replacement. He kicked 25/28 on extra points and 17/21 on field goals while leading the league in punting yardage, although his predecessor ended up winning Punter of the Year in Honolulu. He stayed on in S23 to kick 40/43 extra points and 26/30 field goals, third in the league in raw punting yards. However, Lefty Louis was left out to dry when the Liberty drafted a new kicker, Karmichael Hunt, to replace him at the position, and he has yet to play another snap in the league.
Fast Boija — RB
Season 12, Backup
They still sing songs of Fast Boija in San Antonio, whose S13 season is legendary. The San Antonio Marshals elected to basically not pass the entire season and, ignoring conventional wisdom that splitting carries is a good thing, gave them all to Boija. Pound the rock he did. He still holds the single season records for carries and rushing yards, with 557 (!) and 2570 (!!!) respectively, and is tied for second in rushing touchdowns with 19. The second place holders in carries and yards are 463 and 2087. There is no way those records are ever going to be surpassed. They’re nigh untouchable, and I don’t really care to look into any other facet of Fast Boija’s career because why bother.
Cuco Clemente — DT
Season 22, Starter
I have a grand total of two Sarasota cards (which is good cause they’re the inferior fish team) and Cuco Clemente is certainly one of them. Born Octavio Clemente and presumably switching names to fit Sarasota, Clemente played defensive tackle for the Ultimini-winning Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. He was sent down in S22, where he led all DSFL defensive tackles in tackles with 53. Called up in S23, Clemente has played two seasons for Sarasota and became an anchor in the trenches.
Nate Swift — WR
Season 13, Legend
Season 23 Ultimus Champions
Having both cards is cool as hell. It was tempting to wax on about Borro Gore, who I also already did a ton of research on for the Portland HOF, but I’m just gonna use this opportunity to shout out Nate Swift and @Bigred1580, who meant a lot to me as GM when Marshall was playing in Yellowknife. I’m so glad you guys got your ring.
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Edition I
Transgender lesbian, S15 veteran, and media extraordinaire. Fascists and bigots are welcome to fuck off.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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