A totally pointless ranking of my favourite teams so far
With the offseason schedule posted, the draft is nearing. So while the scouting process is starting up for most of the teams, I figured it was time to create a totally pointless ranking which is based on basically not much. As I don’t know much about most teams (especially these in the lower segment) I hope you don’t feel to shitty for me ranking your team too low.
14. New Orleans Second Line
I have no idea what the Second Line refers too, this doesn’t seem something the rest of the world knows. So I’m putting them last for now. This also comes due to the fact my friend received a less then pleasant message from one of their players, while probably intended as a joke, it’s enough to use this as a reason to put them lowest on the pointless ranking list.
13. Philadelphia Liberty
Someone had to be the unlucky number thirteen and I really don’t like the logo and teamname much. While this is a prime example of me having nothing to say that would make me actually hate this team, showing how pointless these rankings are.
12. Baltimore Hawks
I tried making signatures with this logo, but it was horrible to work with. Due to this fact, the Hawks will be listed at number 12.
11. Sarasota Sailfish
While I made one of my best signatures for James Angler of this team, I really don’t know how to feel about this team. So I decided to put them on 11. By now I’m realizing that this will be my worst media ever written and I am sorry for that.
10. Colorado Yeti
While in hockey i’m an Avalanche fan, I just don’t feel the same connection to this team. I know there aren’t pictures of actual great yeti’s, but I would love to have seen more detail at this logo then just the shade of the creature.
9. Chicago Butchers
I put them higher then I wanted already, because I think this is one of the most horrible looking logo’s in the league. The only reason I didn’t have em lower is because a good friend GM’s them and I didn’t want to break his heart completely
8. Arizona Outlaws
I can't rank Jay Cue too high, he is already benefitting from me hitting 250 tpe. And after talking to Unicorn there isn’t a spot for me here anyway. So time to get them out of the equation and put them on number 8.
We’re now halfway, so onwards to the top half.
7. San Jose Sabercats
The winners for last year. I didn’t had much money yet so I was afraid to bet on them. And since they costed me a lot of money, I don’t think I will bet next year either as I am bound to lose now. But for costing me a fortune and the old looking logo (you really need a refreshed one) i’m putting them at 7.
6. Orange County Otters
I really don’t know much about the team besides that Richard Leaking loves his Otters and I made him several signatures. For my last masterpiece alone I needed to rank Orange County high. Their logo though is really boring with just being a head, you cant really work with that nicely in the graphics.
5. Berlin Fire Salamanders
I still find this a weird combination for a teamname, but atleast the logo is pretty. No real chance of me ending up there as they dont have an acute need for running back. But atleast they made the top 5.
4. Yellowknife Wraits
Another team that really doesn’t have a immediate need for me, but they have a possible backup plan in case I did end up there even though its highly unlikely. But I do love the team colors and the vibe the logo gives. So a nice fourth place spot for them.
3. New York Silverbacks
Where my gorilla’s at? Where my apes at? Okay I admit I love the Honkey Kong song from Apathy & Vinnie Paz. Good opportunities for my career here and the GM also seemed like a nice guy. So a good top 3 position here.
2. Austin Copperheads
I love the updated logo, nice snek! From the Dallas locker room I already got to know the people in charge here and I really feel like it would be a great fit for me. So the Copperheads move to number 2 on my pointless rankings.
1. Honolulu Hahalua
I mean come on, how can you not rank this team #1. This is just perfect. A location hardly used for team locations, an awesome manta ray as logo, nice and bright colors. GM people that I also already knew from either the Dallas LR or other sim leagues. This team is just perfect and would be on top of my list any day of the week, any time of the year.
With the offseason schedule posted, the draft is nearing. So while the scouting process is starting up for most of the teams, I figured it was time to create a totally pointless ranking which is based on basically not much. As I don’t know much about most teams (especially these in the lower segment) I hope you don’t feel to shitty for me ranking your team too low.
14. New Orleans Second Line
I have no idea what the Second Line refers too, this doesn’t seem something the rest of the world knows. So I’m putting them last for now. This also comes due to the fact my friend received a less then pleasant message from one of their players, while probably intended as a joke, it’s enough to use this as a reason to put them lowest on the pointless ranking list.
13. Philadelphia Liberty
Someone had to be the unlucky number thirteen and I really don’t like the logo and teamname much. While this is a prime example of me having nothing to say that would make me actually hate this team, showing how pointless these rankings are.
12. Baltimore Hawks
I tried making signatures with this logo, but it was horrible to work with. Due to this fact, the Hawks will be listed at number 12.
11. Sarasota Sailfish
While I made one of my best signatures for James Angler of this team, I really don’t know how to feel about this team. So I decided to put them on 11. By now I’m realizing that this will be my worst media ever written and I am sorry for that.
10. Colorado Yeti
While in hockey i’m an Avalanche fan, I just don’t feel the same connection to this team. I know there aren’t pictures of actual great yeti’s, but I would love to have seen more detail at this logo then just the shade of the creature.
9. Chicago Butchers
I put them higher then I wanted already, because I think this is one of the most horrible looking logo’s in the league. The only reason I didn’t have em lower is because a good friend GM’s them and I didn’t want to break his heart completely
8. Arizona Outlaws
I can't rank Jay Cue too high, he is already benefitting from me hitting 250 tpe. And after talking to Unicorn there isn’t a spot for me here anyway. So time to get them out of the equation and put them on number 8.
We’re now halfway, so onwards to the top half.
7. San Jose Sabercats
The winners for last year. I didn’t had much money yet so I was afraid to bet on them. And since they costed me a lot of money, I don’t think I will bet next year either as I am bound to lose now. But for costing me a fortune and the old looking logo (you really need a refreshed one) i’m putting them at 7.
6. Orange County Otters
I really don’t know much about the team besides that Richard Leaking loves his Otters and I made him several signatures. For my last masterpiece alone I needed to rank Orange County high. Their logo though is really boring with just being a head, you cant really work with that nicely in the graphics.
5. Berlin Fire Salamanders
I still find this a weird combination for a teamname, but atleast the logo is pretty. No real chance of me ending up there as they dont have an acute need for running back. But atleast they made the top 5.
4. Yellowknife Wraits
Another team that really doesn’t have a immediate need for me, but they have a possible backup plan in case I did end up there even though its highly unlikely. But I do love the team colors and the vibe the logo gives. So a nice fourth place spot for them.
3. New York Silverbacks
Where my gorilla’s at? Where my apes at? Okay I admit I love the Honkey Kong song from Apathy & Vinnie Paz. Good opportunities for my career here and the GM also seemed like a nice guy. So a good top 3 position here.
2. Austin Copperheads
I love the updated logo, nice snek! From the Dallas locker room I already got to know the people in charge here and I really feel like it would be a great fit for me. So the Copperheads move to number 2 on my pointless rankings.
1. Honolulu Hahalua
I mean come on, how can you not rank this team #1. This is just perfect. A location hardly used for team locations, an awesome manta ray as logo, nice and bright colors. GM people that I also already knew from either the Dallas LR or other sim leagues. This team is just perfect and would be on top of my list any day of the week, any time of the year.
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