Everyone’s favorite free safety you’ve never heard of, Regina Ferraro, will hang up the cleats after finishing her eleventh and final season. My goal when creating Ferraro was to go the distance of thirteen; my TPE earning was definitely good enough for this, but unfortunately playing an aging safety quickly becomes a stale experience. It is not like two additional years of mediocre play would do anything significant to bolster my Hall of Very Good career. I am eager to experience a new position and begin the process again with another player.
Ferraro retires with 41 interceptions, fifth all-time in ISFL history and fourth all-time among safeties for now, which is easily her most notable accomplishment. Hopefully I can snag at least one more before the season ends.
Anyways, I want to thank everyone in the New York Silverbacks for my wonderful time there – @zaynzk, @TheRocheLimit, @slothfacekilla, @Rusfan, @Repgnar, @Mojojojo, @wizard_literal, @Void_DCXI, @MN_Moosey, @platanocat, @TheHammer43, @18situaseans, and all the others escaping my mind who have come through the concrete jungle. This has been my favorite franchise and locker room to have ever been a part of. Still won’t force my way back, though, because screw that sort of pseudo-tampering.
That’s about all I had to say. I’ll be recreating come the trade deadline, so I’m not going anywhere. Definitely not touching defense again for ten years at least.
Ferraro retires with 41 interceptions, fifth all-time in ISFL history and fourth all-time among safeties for now, which is easily her most notable accomplishment. Hopefully I can snag at least one more before the season ends.
Anyways, I want to thank everyone in the New York Silverbacks for my wonderful time there – @zaynzk, @TheRocheLimit, @slothfacekilla, @Rusfan, @Repgnar, @Mojojojo, @wizard_literal, @Void_DCXI, @MN_Moosey, @platanocat, @TheHammer43, @18situaseans, and all the others escaping my mind who have come through the concrete jungle. This has been my favorite franchise and locker room to have ever been a part of. Still won’t force my way back, though, because screw that sort of pseudo-tampering.
That’s about all I had to say. I’ll be recreating come the trade deadline, so I’m not going anywhere. Definitely not touching defense again for ten years at least.
Transgender lesbian, S15 veteran, and media extraordinaire. Fascists and bigots are welcome to fuck off.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46
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