*A S47 Mock Draft

[Starboy]

As the ISFL draft season slowly approaches, everyone gets antsy to see who is getting drafted when and where the future HOF players begin their careers in the pros. They won't be amateurs or "developmental" for much longer as general managers peruse the TPE Tracker, Discord, and make sure with their war rooms which players are going to be the best fit possible to secure an Ultimus in the near future for all of these teams. With that in mind, there is no better way to seem like you know what every team should do (while usually predicting incorrectly) than a mock draft. Usually mock drafts in the first wave are only one or two rounds. Instead I went through every S47 player possible in order to create the most comprehensive S47 mock draft to date!

My methodology is a little bit different than the much more thorough users that will be posting their mock drafts soon since I did not go into great depths when it came to making my predictions. I looked at only a few things to come up with what I saw was the best POSITIONAL fits with each team. Making a user-based mock draft is impossible without being in every war room in the ISFL because you miss some of the complications that come with matching a top player at a position with a user that your quarterback might not like. To avoid any concerns, digging, and to generate some hopeful fun, I stuck to focusing on player positions and what I saw were team needs. If a player drafted a player in last season's class at a position that I also have them going in the first round then I ended up coming up with the reasoning that the more the merrier in terms of talent.

Another warning, I used a mock draft order provided in the Discord that might be wrong by season's end and won't be going into detail about the reasoning behind every pick. We both know we're here to see a mock draft with me forcing a GM player to go first overall.


ROUND 1

-- Maria Teresa de la Rosa, WR

-- Walter Yensid, CB

-- Brad Woof, WR

(trade with  ) -- Dunkler Sowerwine, DE

-- Roquefort Cotswald, CB

-- Sewage Joe Fantringham, DT

  (trade with  ) -- SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler, CB

-- Swantavius Stack, OL

-- Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man, DE

-- Eric Beaty Jr, S

-- Huge Yakman, LB

-- Lane Wilson, WR

-- Lyle Riobideaux, LB

-- Bugs, QB


ROUND 2

-- Reginald Hammerfall, RB

-- Elijah Dyson, QB

-- Mooty Poop-Eater, CB

-- Tim Riggins, WR

-- Puddles O'Duck, QB

-- Bean Beanman III, LB

  (trade with  ) -- Grzegorz Winnicki, LB

  (trade with  ) -- Julian Rose, WR

-- JJ What, WR

  (trade with  ) -- K.C. Gordon, LB

-- GoTo http://imnegs.net/ , DT

  (trade with  ) -- Jonathan Irons, WR

-- McDripsen McDropsen, OL

-- Dominic Reynolds, OL


ROUND 3

-- Tony Scaletta, LB

-- Speed Hawk, LB

-- Dason Dehorn, CB

-- Luke Laraque, DE

-- Will Nuck, RB

-- Maurice Gunner, DT

-- Russell Jimmies, QB

  (trade with  ) -- Tyler Higbee II, TE

  (trade with  ) -- Soul King Brook, RB

  (trade with  ) -- D'Glester Hardunkichud, LB

-- Anthony Simmons III, DT

-- Upceti Spaghetti, LB

-- Lloyd Boernsteen, CB

-- South West, LB


ROUND 4

-- Roman Alexander, DE

-- Honorius Salvator, S

-- Bob Kronkowski, TE

-- Edith Nickelback, CB

-- Meo Stickyhands-McGee, WR

-- Toller Retriever, LB

-- Hollywood Tez, WR

-- Long Snapper, TE

-- Treyverion Bernardrick, WR

-- Gucci Gurley, RB

  (trade with  ) -- Hex Waters II, TE

-- Matt Wilkins, LB

  (trade with  ) -- Rush Hardman, LB

  (trade with  ) -- Brandon Johnson, RB


ROUND 5

-- Bunny, S

-- Jack Destroyer, LB

-- Kiwi Flapjacks, DE

-- Ryan Joseph, LB

-- Dee Fernandez, WR

-- Doug Mango, OL

-- Derek Becker, DE

-- Demarcus Brothers, S

-- Johnathan ByWater, LB

-- Hamm Hargreaves, K/P



And as far as I know, that is all of the players eligible for the S47 draft as of 2/25 when I made this. If I missed anyone toward the later rounds, please let me know.

[Baron1898]

0 respect for the í means a 0/10 smh

[soevil]

Third round? Consider my jimmies rustled

[shahdude]

It’s beautiful

[soevil]

It’s beautiful

I can’t think of a worse landing spot for Tim Riggins

[.HoshinoIchika]

that's so skibidi

[Honoredmexican]

Thank you for the mock! ?

[Asked Madden]

I don't like this mock.
Purely because in this scenario there's no Mooty Poop-Eater Rookie Auto card

[agorka]

surprised im that high.... must be a typo.