04-01-2024, 06:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-03-2024, 12:20 PM by wetwilleh. Edited 1 time in total.)
The day has finally come. I cannot bear (haha Icebear my gm) playing in this poverty position anymore. All it took was one look into the possible stats I would get at the WR position and it was crazy. I always knew there was elite upside to switch positions to WR instead of TE, but DSFL week 1 was when I truly saw the possible greatness. I doubled the yards I normally get from the TE slot and had a massive yards per catch rate that was just really enjoyable. I finally saw what becoming a WR could lead to compared to just hearing the stories. I thought I would always hold strong but the temptation is way too strong. Another thing leading to my swap was Icebear letting me know about the opening at WR after a trade was just agreed upon. This trade would send Gizmo away for picks, what Icebear loves collecting, which opens up a wide receiver spot perfectly for me to slot into. Because of this massive opening, I have also decided to go ahead and move onto the ISFL in the middle of the season. It is not what I thought I was going to do during the offseason, but this opportunity is way too big to not claim right away. This should give me a great look into what the ISFL is actually all about and I will no longer have to bank every single TPE I get which is a huge plus. I have not gotten confirmation about what wide receiver is being traded but I am just grateful because it shows that this team, the Honolulu Hahalua, has a lot of belief in my talent and my earning abilities. I will still get to be a receiving threat which is what I wanted to be from the tight end position anyways, so it does not feel like much is changing now that I have swapped positions. I will still upgrade the same attributes (speed is king) and see my dot lineup from a relatively similar spot so it should not change much from my experience as a user. The only real change is that my position designation is now wide receiver instead of tight end. I, for one, never thought this day would come. However, due to a very persuasive speech from Icebear and the team showing their trust in my abilities, I believe the time is right to give up on the dream of bringing glory to the tight end position. I have already been off of Hig C for 3 days to make sure this transition goes smoothly. It does pain me to move away from my product but I no longer want to maintain a tight end body, I need to change into a smaller and more shifty build. This will have similar effects to that potion that Tim Riggins drank which led to him becoming a great, young, up and coming wide receiver. I can only hope my transition can be as smooth as his was. The dream is to establish myself as at least the wide receiver 2. If I am behind Brad Woof for my whole career, I am 100% fine with that because I love Brad Woof. And realistically, who doesn’t? He is such a lovable dog who lives it all out on the field. Just a beautiful thing to watch. Moving on, I also will get to finally leave Bamford’s sphere of influence. It hurts to leave some of my friends like Jonathan Irons and Willeh Strong, but the downfall of Bamford with his lack of dedication is no longer my problem. I get to go play under the glorious general managers at the Honolulu Hahalua, Icebear and Lt Hudz. They are far superior than Bamford, shown by actually making it to the ISFL in the first place while Bamford is stuck in the DSFL. These 2 GMs also have shown great faith in me, given that they picked me and they made room for me to position swap into an instant starter. Bamford never showed this much faith in me. He did not make a move to get me into a starting position, I kind of just walked into an empty spot. Icebear and Hudz cleared out a spot for me. I cannot wait to prove my worth to them in these future games (hopefully starting Wednesday but if not Friday). I hope to make as big of an impact as I can this early on in my career and prove to be a franchise changing player for Honolulu. I cannot wait to finally step foot onto the field as a Hahalua, something I have waited my whole life for. I cannot wait to represent the yellow and blue.
With all that being said…
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!
You all really thought I would switch so easily. I have pledged allegiance to the Tight End Union and I have no plans of leaving this position or my boy Bob Kronkowski. I will never switch from this glorious position that is tight end. It is part of my identity in this league and it will remain part of my identity in this league. I will be staying down in Portland to help try and win an Ultimini for Bamford. We have no hard feelings at all and our relationship is stronger than ever (other than that one issue we don’t talk about). I will remain to have great moments with the community as the tight end advocate like my 80 yard touchdown catch last season. I do not want these moments to stop. And for all the tight end haters (looking at you lemonoppy), I hope I can prove you wrong and lead Portland and Honolulu to glory. Tyler Higbee II plans to go down in the history books on and off the fields. While currently in them off the field (yap record), I still have work to do on the field. I know there are some tight end greats but I hope, through the power of friendship and pure willpower, I will be able to find myself in the hall of fame at the end of my career.
THE CHART WILL NOT CONSUME
With all that being said…
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!
You all really thought I would switch so easily. I have pledged allegiance to the Tight End Union and I have no plans of leaving this position or my boy Bob Kronkowski. I will never switch from this glorious position that is tight end. It is part of my identity in this league and it will remain part of my identity in this league. I will be staying down in Portland to help try and win an Ultimini for Bamford. We have no hard feelings at all and our relationship is stronger than ever (other than that one issue we don’t talk about). I will remain to have great moments with the community as the tight end advocate like my 80 yard touchdown catch last season. I do not want these moments to stop. And for all the tight end haters (looking at you lemonoppy), I hope I can prove you wrong and lead Portland and Honolulu to glory. Tyler Higbee II plans to go down in the history books on and off the fields. While currently in them off the field (yap record), I still have work to do on the field. I know there are some tight end greats but I hope, through the power of friendship and pure willpower, I will be able to find myself in the hall of fame at the end of my career.
THE CHART WILL NOT CONSUME