Since Venus Powers seems destined to eternally spend her days on offenses too awful to get into field goal range, it’s time to once again set her sights on Punter of the Year. She currently sits at 19 punts for 995 punts, 4 inside the 20, a long of 75 (!), and an average punt of 52.4 (!!!). Crisco who? The all-time single season punt average record is Turk Turkleton’s 50.9 mark from S5, and although Powers doesn’t expect to remain on 52.4 pace for the entire season (although that would be wonderful) she only needs to keep a 48.9 clip to crack the top ten all-time. Of course, there’s the slight issue of McDairmid’s 53.2 average currently being even higher than her own, but Powers is confident that she’ll end up on top, mainly because I really couldn’t handle the heartbreak of breaking a league record and being upstaged at the same time so I’m desperately hoping Matty regresses. Meanwhile, on the kicking side of things, it looks like the only record Powers has available to her is “least kicking attempts per year”, which she has on lockdown. Her goal for the rest of the season will be to take back the volume AND efficiency crowns for punter and hopefully win Punter of the Year again. Making the playoffs would be a nice surprise.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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