The Baltimore locker room is a nightmare. FSF has maintained an iron grip on the franchise for years, and he has terrorized both his fellow players and his GMs with his endless shenanigans. For months, all he would say to literally any comment anyone else made like "Nice win today team" would be "win @deez", followed by endless chortling over his supremely refined sense of humor. Swoosh took away his @deez privileges after the first Ultimus loss to New Orleans, thankfully, but FSF has vowed to keep up the energy in other ways. His latest obsession has been a severe bout of megalomania brought on by winning league MVP last year; his nickname in the locker room remains "MVP" to this day, and he will forgo no opportunity to remind people how great he is. He also has seized the production of game balls and awards himself a disproportionate quantity, just so he has another occasion to puff himself up. It's an endless nightmare.
Transgender lesbian, S15 veteran, media extraordinaire, and the sim's punching bag. Fascists and bigots are welcome to fuck off.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46 | S47
All Winners
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