The Dallas merch store has always been well-stocked, full of merchandise, clothing, and souvenirs worthy of a minor league team. But if Regina Ferraro must be placed at the wheel to make decisions on what will and will not be included, then Regina Ferraro will make sure that she immediately delegates responsibility to someone more interested in the positional tasks. Before she can do that, however, she makes a few key additions to the store that are sorely needed. First off, where are the plushies? Is any self-respecting merchandise store, especially one for the famous Dallas Birddogs of DSFL fame, complete without stuffed plushies of every player on the roster, both past and present? The answer might be yes, because Regina Ferraro has no business running a merchandise storet, but plushies will be added nonetheless. Secondly, there obviously must be a plushie for the unnamed titular birddog, who will henceforth be named Steve. And finally, there should be a deck of cards where each card is a different player. Themed card decks are tight.
Transgender lesbian, S15 veteran, and media extraordinaire. Fascists and bigots are welcome to fuck off.
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46
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For Your Reading Consideration:
Before the Butchers | The Jungle
The Giving Tree | Volume II | Volume III
A Winter of Discontent | Volume II
The Rockiest Road | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | Finale
Two Essays on Unfree Agency: On Agents | On Contracts
Eclipse of the Honey Moon | Volume II
Gemini Media Awards:
S39 | S40 | S41 | S42 | S43 | S44 | S45 | S46
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