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The Book of Zen
Chapter 53: The Hunt
*The following Chapter gives insight into George Threeman’s hunt of Zenzeroni over Zenzeroni’s Junior and Senior years. Viewer discretion is advised.
George whispers into a mic on his shirt that isn’t really there “And here we see Zenzeroni Xystarch II in his natural habitat. He has eluded capture for months but has finally been confined to the inner workings of a park. His time at the top of the food chain will soon be over.”
George briefly unholsters a pistol from his waistband and spins the chamber before placing it back in his waistband and out of view from the general public. “I will have my revenge on this backstabbing wannabe of a kicker and he will suffer the consequences of what he has done to me,” George says as his fake mustache begins to fall off and he is forced to apply more glue to keep it on.
George had been following Zenzeroni or more so hunting Zenzeroni ever since he had been broken out of jail following his prison sentence thanks to Zenzeroni unveiling evidence of PEDs being mixed into the team's Haterade. Following his newfound freedom George had immediately went on the offensive eliminating Zenzeroni’s closest friend Linguine Zamboni but George was disappointed to find Zenzeroni had not been as affected by the loss as he thought he would be. This only fueled George’s lust for revenge and he had finally found the perfect place to do it in the gorgeous but spooky Janewood Halloween Horror Nights.
George didn’t know what was going on with Zenzeroni but he had been acting very strangely ever since entering the park screaming and yelling at random non-existent things, staring off into the distance like he’d seen a ghost, and other things that as George was thinking about them realized this was a pretty standard day at the office as far as Zenzeroni was concerned.
Nonetheless, George had also really wanted to ride the rides so he had come up with a genius strategy to follow Zenzeroni on the rides while still hiding his identity. He had dressed as a Gaucho or for all you Americans an Argentinian Cowboy. What made this disguise even better was the section that Zenzeroni was slowly kicking rocks over to was the Argentinian section of the park and was the prime spot for George to confront Zenzeroni once and for all and finally get the ultimate revenge on the nemesis that didn’t even know was his nemesis.
As Zenzeroni walked through the Argentina entrance and mindlessly walked around zombies dressed in attire fitting of the section of the park George moved into position. As Zenzeroni passed the stables which were filled with “zombie” and “skeleton” horses with the main attraction being a headless horseman George moved out from the shadows and stopped Zenzeroni in his tracks, “Sir you are going to have to come with me!” George announced with a terrible accent.
“Buzz off. I’m not interested in whatever scare house/maze/thingy whatever you are trying to throw me into.” Zenzeroni says not looking up from the ground.
“Oh hohoho come on kid right this way!” George says grabbing Zenzeroni on the shoulder and trying to steer him to a less trafficked area.
Zenzeroni looks up at George who still has his hand on his shoulder but doesn’t appear to register that it is George behind the disguise “That isn’t a very good costume. You should ask for a new one. It looks really sloppily done. The other zombies look much scarier than you” Zenzeroni says shrugging George’s hand off his shoulder.
“You listen here—” George says before being interrupted by the Headless Horsemen walking by.
“--And he will forever haunt the Argentinian grasslands forever searching for his missing head and be reunited with his lost love–” The Headless Horseman handler drones on as they disappear from sight.
“Now that is a cool costume. You should ask them for one of those.” Zenzeroni says.
“If you don’t follow me right now I am not afraid to do it right now” George brushes away his shawl revealing the pistol on his hip.
“Look, I hate to give you pointers but if you are trying to scare me it really isn’t working. You need to sound more organic. You sound like Mr. Roboto trying to spit out your lines as fast as you can. Make them your own. Let the scene breathe a bit. You are forcing this way too much.” Zenzeroni tells George.
“GOD DAMMIT ZENZERONI IT IS I GEORGE THREEMEN THE MAN WHOSE LIFE YOU HAVE RUINED! I KILLED YOUR FRIEND. IT WAS ME. I DID IT. AND YOU ARE NEXT!” George shouts ripping off his fake mustache and pulling out the pistol, pointing it at Zenzeroni.
Zenzeroni immediately puts his hands up realizing the danger he is in “George? I thought you were–”
“LOCKED UP? YEAH I SURE WAS. YOU SNITCHING ON MY INGENIUS IDEA RUINED MY LIFE YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU KNOW WHAT PRISON TURNED ME INTO? A MONSTER ZENZERONI. LOOK AT ME! LOOK. AT. ME! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS GREAT ABOUT ALL THIS? YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS OH SO SWEET?--” George calms down a bit and begins to speak at a normal tone again “It isn’t the fact that I will get my revenge it is the fact that I couldn’t have done this on my own. You see I didn’t break out of prison alone and I didn’t kill your best friend alone. Without the help of–” Before George can finish his sentence his body freezes for a second before dropping and shaking violently. A security guard with a taser in hand that had just been deployed stands behind George as he collapses to the ground as two more security guards begin to cuff George.
“Take him away boys. Hope your okay kid” The head officer says giving Zenzeroni a pat on the back before joining his fellow officers.
“Wait! Who was he working with!” Zenzeroni calls out as George and the officers disappear into the crowd.
“Yo, yo, yo It’s Fro Yo back with one final update! That’s right only two hiders remain and it is ALL ON THE LINE. One MILLY for somebody! Who’s it gonna be Zeus who’s loose or Zenzo who’s made it to the end yo! All hiders report to the Iceland section of the park for your final challenge. Fro Yo out yo!” Zenzeroni sighs and makes his way to the exit of the Argentinian section and the entrance of Iceland.
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