04-27-2024, 04:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2024, 01:57 PM by lemonoppy. Edited 2 times in total.)
(Graders: 50/50 split between wetwilleh / sensibledictator)
Willeh here, I have to type quickly as I don't know how much time I have left. Many of you are just now seeing a new media that was released titled "The Yappening Mirror" but I must be heard before it's too late.
This past week Higbee and myself were kidnapped by the dastardly members of the Weakly Mirror and forced to write media and yap against our will. I narrowly managed to escape with my own life after finishing my part early and quickly ran to our platform to get help. Higbee is still in their grasp and I don't know where to find him so please help!! If you see Higbee in the chat, be sure to ping me so we can be reunited once again.
The writers of the Weakly Mirror won't get away with this, mark my words. This is our official joining of the so-called "Media War", stand by us in our time of need I beg of you!!
BAMFORD HATES TIGHT ENDS?? THE MANY NAMES OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS BAMFORD!!
This version will be short and sweet but since I'm missing Higbee I will continue to speak for both of us on this last matter. POR GM @"Bamford13" has been known to be very focus about his dislike for the tight end position.
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This is but a smidge of examples of the TE hate brought by Bamford who happens to be the GM of a DSFL team with one of the top Tight Ends. Along with this hate, Bamford and many other GMs in the DSFL server have asked HO for more colorful role titles instead of their standard light and dark gray. This ended with Bamford getting a special "Bamford" role in the DSFL server which was dark brown, very deserving for this stinky GM. Due to this, a variety of names were given to Bamford which I will now list here. These are both from current and prior events that he always seems to find himself in.
Out of retaliation for mine and Higbee's part in this new role and title color, Bamford proceeded to give both Higbee and I the "poop" role with a black title color. This is a clear abuse of power that was taken out on simple teammates on the Pythons. With this Higbee and myself look forward to moving on to the ISFL with Higbee going to Honolulu and myself to wherever I get drafted in the upcoming draft. It was a pleasure being on Portland for this short period but enough is enough! We expect nothing short of an apology and our allocated title colors back ASAP!!
Bamford
Banford
Bamtamper
Bantamper
Bumford
Brownford
Bamturd
Out of retaliation for mine and Higbee's part in this new role and title color, Bamford proceeded to give both Higbee and I the "poop" role with a black title color. This is a clear abuse of power that was taken out on simple teammates on the Pythons. With this Higbee and myself look forward to moving on to the ISFL with Higbee going to Honolulu and myself to wherever I get drafted in the upcoming draft. It was a pleasure being on Portland for this short period but enough is enough! We expect nothing short of an apology and our allocated title colors back ASAP!!
Remember to please help me get Higbee back!
And of course, Happy Birthday @IceBear32!!
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