08-09-2024, 04:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-13-2024, 10:09 AM by xenosthelegend. Edited 1 time in total.)
Carefully scanning the room, Zenzeroni frustratingly puts his hands on his hips and bites his lip. "Where the hell did his cap go?" he wonders to himself. The cap wasn't anything special just a typical baseball cap with the Zen's Za logo on it. In fact, it made him look more like some kind of employee rather than the successful businessman that he was and yet he was still frustrated that he couldn't find it. Having scoured his cabin he comes to the conclusion it can't be inside so he wanders outside where the bitter Yellowknife cold meets him almost immediately. Shivering ever so slightly, Zenzeorni puts on his lumberjack flannel and begins a lap around the house looking for where the cap could have gone. As he approaches the backside of the cabin he hears the sound of something crashing through the woods. Around this time it wasn't abnormal for people like himself to fell trees for firewood so Zenzeroni assumed this noise to be just that. Having finished his lap around the cabin Zenzeroni stops in front of his cabin and hears another crash this one noticeably closer. Zenzeroni cocks his head and puts his ear to the wind hoping to figure out which direction this sound was coming from. Just as he straightens back up, giving up on locating the mysterious sound, a huge crash comes from directly inside his cabin. Zenzeroni whips around and races into his cabin but everything is completely normal and his cap is on the table, right where he had left it.
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