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Catch Up on Previous Chapters:
Start From the Beginning: Chapter 1
Most Recent Chapter: Chapter 28
5 Years Later.....
The crew of The Spaghetti Monster were squaring off against their mortal enemies on the other side. Their enemies were fast and able to twist and turn but were no match for The Spaghetti Monster crew's cannons.
“Coins! Now!” Plank shouts from his cannon.
“I’m all out!” Shouts Zenzeroni two cannons away. Meanwhile Smoky and Lucky are laying into the poor souls that have fallen victim to their trap.
“Stop stop stop! That’s not fair! We are already soaked!” Rebel screams from her raft on the rapids ride as The Spaghetti Monster crew continues to lay into her and the rest of the crew on the rapids raft with their water cannons that they had to pay $1 each to use.
The raft disappears around the corner preventing the water cannons from reaching the raft and The Spaghetti Monster crew all let out a sigh of disappointment as they wait for the crew of The Flying Lasagna to get off the ride.
“I don’t know why they wanted to go on that ride in the first place,” Smoky says.
“Yeah, now they are going to be wet for the rest of the rides.” Zenzeroni agrees.
Rebel and her crew join The Spaghetti Monster crew some more wet than others. “Plank hit Rebel! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Rebel runs over to Plank drenched head to toe and gives Plank a big hug getting him wet in the process “NO! Plank wet. Plank angry!”
“Oh come on big guy you can’t be angry after you did this to me!” Rebel says with her clothes clinging to her.
“Sorry, Rebel.” Plank grumpily says.
“How about we go get some food?” Rebel says.
“FOOD!” Plank perks up and runs toward the nearest food shack.
Rebel and the rest of The Flying Lasagna crew gingerly walk over to the food shack and sit down at a table as Smoky buys everyone fries, burgers, and hotdogs.
“So honey, you sure you want to do this?”. Rebel asks Zenzeroni midway through eating a hamburger loaded with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and mayo.
“I’ve thought about it for a while but I think that’s the next chapter in my life. Lucky has taught me a lot but I still want to learn more.”
“Trust me, the stuff I’ve taught you is not the right way to do any of it.” Lucky tells Zenzeroni.
“Maybe not but it can at least be a building block and give me something to stand on.”
“If anything it gives a clearer image of what NOT to do.”
“What are we talking about?” Smoky says pulling up a chair as he brings over the last of the food he ordered.
“Talking about Zenzeroni ditching us for culinary school.” Rebel says giving Zenzeroni a playful nudge.
“Ah the young captain is already too good for us is that it?” Smoky jokingly asks.
“Pirateering is fun and all and I’ve enjoyed traveling all over the world with you guys but I think it’s time to try and be a normal person for once. All I’ve ever known is being an outsider but through my time with you guys, I’ve realized how to use my weaknesses as strengths and I think culinary school is the next step in that process.”
“Well, have you submitted any applications?” Smoky asks.
“Yes and so far all of them have been rejected. I really wanted to get into Gordon Ramsey’s School For People That Want To Get Yelled At but I got a rejection right away from them. Most schools need a minimum education requirement and I didn’t even go to middle school. I don’t know what I’m going to do if I can’t get into a school. I really want this.”
“You know, I have a buddy that is a professor at a culinary school over in New Zealand. I could see if he could give you a fast pass in.” Drumstick speaks up to say.
“Really?! That would be great Drumstick. I think that’s my only chance at this point. Nobody wants a random unknown first mate of a ship no one has heard of before as a culinary student.”
“I will see what strings I can pull.” Drumstick tells him.
“In the meantime that mention of fast pass reminded me that we have a fast pass time for the new roller coaster in 10 minutes we should probably start heading over there now,” Smoky says getting up to throw away his garbage.
“But more food?” Plank says looking down at the five trays he had already gone through.
“Sorry bud maybe later. But you are definitely not going on any more rides today. I am not going to risk getting vomit all over me,” Smoky says.
“Okay crew, let's head out and let's have some fun. One last time in celebration of Zenzeroni’s acceptance into his new life!” Rebel shouts.
“I haven’t been accepted yet Rebel.”
“Oh please, you think Drumstick will fail you? Drumstick is the most capable person I know. Now let’s go have some fun before this really sinks in!.”
“You know, if I do get accepted I heard rumors that they stole a full on amusement park and put it on their campus! Apparently, it’s operated by some multi millionaire former ISFL kicker and has some of the most wild rides in the industry! And I know how much you like roller coasters Rebel so you and the crew could visit every week and–.” Rebel cuts off Zenzeroni before he can continue.
“Are you missing us already? What happened to “I haven’t been accepted yet Rebel” I thought we were tampering our expectations until we got the official news,” Rebel says jokingly.
“I mean….I was just saying….”
“I’m sure we will visit when we can but we’ve got our own lives to live too you know,” Smoky says squeezing Zenzeroni’s shoulder in comfort.
“Oh come on Smoky stop being such a Debbie downer. No more college talk this is supposed to be a vacation, not a punishment! Let’s go party!” Right as Rebel finishes her sentence Plank vomits all over the table.
“Plank sick. Rollercoaster bad.”
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Most Recent Chapter: Chapter 28
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Chapter 29: A Rollercoaster of Emotions
5 Years Later.....
The crew of The Spaghetti Monster were squaring off against their mortal enemies on the other side. Their enemies were fast and able to twist and turn but were no match for The Spaghetti Monster crew's cannons.
“Coins! Now!” Plank shouts from his cannon.
“I’m all out!” Shouts Zenzeroni two cannons away. Meanwhile Smoky and Lucky are laying into the poor souls that have fallen victim to their trap.
“Stop stop stop! That’s not fair! We are already soaked!” Rebel screams from her raft on the rapids ride as The Spaghetti Monster crew continues to lay into her and the rest of the crew on the rapids raft with their water cannons that they had to pay $1 each to use.
The raft disappears around the corner preventing the water cannons from reaching the raft and The Spaghetti Monster crew all let out a sigh of disappointment as they wait for the crew of The Flying Lasagna to get off the ride.
“I don’t know why they wanted to go on that ride in the first place,” Smoky says.
“Yeah, now they are going to be wet for the rest of the rides.” Zenzeroni agrees.
Rebel and her crew join The Spaghetti Monster crew some more wet than others. “Plank hit Rebel! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Rebel runs over to Plank drenched head to toe and gives Plank a big hug getting him wet in the process “NO! Plank wet. Plank angry!”
“Oh come on big guy you can’t be angry after you did this to me!” Rebel says with her clothes clinging to her.
“Sorry, Rebel.” Plank grumpily says.
“How about we go get some food?” Rebel says.
“FOOD!” Plank perks up and runs toward the nearest food shack.
Rebel and the rest of The Flying Lasagna crew gingerly walk over to the food shack and sit down at a table as Smoky buys everyone fries, burgers, and hotdogs.
“So honey, you sure you want to do this?”. Rebel asks Zenzeroni midway through eating a hamburger loaded with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and mayo.
“I’ve thought about it for a while but I think that’s the next chapter in my life. Lucky has taught me a lot but I still want to learn more.”
“Trust me, the stuff I’ve taught you is not the right way to do any of it.” Lucky tells Zenzeroni.
“Maybe not but it can at least be a building block and give me something to stand on.”
“If anything it gives a clearer image of what NOT to do.”
“What are we talking about?” Smoky says pulling up a chair as he brings over the last of the food he ordered.
“Talking about Zenzeroni ditching us for culinary school.” Rebel says giving Zenzeroni a playful nudge.
“Ah the young captain is already too good for us is that it?” Smoky jokingly asks.
“Pirateering is fun and all and I’ve enjoyed traveling all over the world with you guys but I think it’s time to try and be a normal person for once. All I’ve ever known is being an outsider but through my time with you guys, I’ve realized how to use my weaknesses as strengths and I think culinary school is the next step in that process.”
“Well, have you submitted any applications?” Smoky asks.
“Yes and so far all of them have been rejected. I really wanted to get into Gordon Ramsey’s School For People That Want To Get Yelled At but I got a rejection right away from them. Most schools need a minimum education requirement and I didn’t even go to middle school. I don’t know what I’m going to do if I can’t get into a school. I really want this.”
“You know, I have a buddy that is a professor at a culinary school over in New Zealand. I could see if he could give you a fast pass in.” Drumstick speaks up to say.
“Really?! That would be great Drumstick. I think that’s my only chance at this point. Nobody wants a random unknown first mate of a ship no one has heard of before as a culinary student.”
“I will see what strings I can pull.” Drumstick tells him.
“In the meantime that mention of fast pass reminded me that we have a fast pass time for the new roller coaster in 10 minutes we should probably start heading over there now,” Smoky says getting up to throw away his garbage.
“But more food?” Plank says looking down at the five trays he had already gone through.
“Sorry bud maybe later. But you are definitely not going on any more rides today. I am not going to risk getting vomit all over me,” Smoky says.
“Okay crew, let's head out and let's have some fun. One last time in celebration of Zenzeroni’s acceptance into his new life!” Rebel shouts.
“I haven’t been accepted yet Rebel.”
“Oh please, you think Drumstick will fail you? Drumstick is the most capable person I know. Now let’s go have some fun before this really sinks in!.”
“You know, if I do get accepted I heard rumors that they stole a full on amusement park and put it on their campus! Apparently, it’s operated by some multi millionaire former ISFL kicker and has some of the most wild rides in the industry! And I know how much you like roller coasters Rebel so you and the crew could visit every week and–.” Rebel cuts off Zenzeroni before he can continue.
“Are you missing us already? What happened to “I haven’t been accepted yet Rebel” I thought we were tampering our expectations until we got the official news,” Rebel says jokingly.
“I mean….I was just saying….”
“I’m sure we will visit when we can but we’ve got our own lives to live too you know,” Smoky says squeezing Zenzeroni’s shoulder in comfort.
“Oh come on Smoky stop being such a Debbie downer. No more college talk this is supposed to be a vacation, not a punishment! Let’s go party!” Right as Rebel finishes her sentence Plank vomits all over the table.
“Plank sick. Rollercoaster bad.”
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