*ISFL Quote Wall

**jadda123876**

ISFL QUOTE WALL

You assuredly did not see this already and get pinged already, shut up.

Today I bring to you a smattering of things said by your fellow players throughout the league. In a manner of speaking, I spent a good amount of time monitoring voice chats, text channels, and other places of conversation within Discord and forums to collect strange or odd comments, quotes, and nonsensical remarks uttered. With names, so that you may inquire after your friends as to what situation they may have been in that would have brought them to say such a thing?

Let's take a stroll together through the minds of some of the greatest amongst the ISFL, with a quick run of quotes from a personal friend and old head of the ISFL, @TubaDeus. Through various games of Civilization, Helldivers, and general conversation, I have catalogued the mind of the Yellowknife GM, condensed into phrases.
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"If I give you another cookie will you stop bothering me?"

"I am more stubborn than my brain."

"Why would you encourage me to watch modern Pocahontas?"

"Turns out lasers are good for things"

"It's also fun to just watch kids casually commit war crimes"

"So ALL of the Rohirrim are just stupid sexy"
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And with that, in no particular order follows the rest of...whatever this shit is.

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"Being good in the ISFL is really fun, being Bad isn’t that fun, but being Bam is always fun." -@Bamford13

"Now I'm just in it for the joy of cheese" -@lordcoolcats

"We're talking PRIME Bolt and PRIME Chestnut" -@roquefort

"If I fart in the suit are you guys gonna smell it?" -@homercrates

"If we don't have a plan hang the trapper" -@Dewalt27

"False, I was there last night. Undeveloped buns." -@MMFLEX

"I'm not 50 I just work in finance" -@Gadget
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The Xenos Xone -@xenosthelegend

"I’m going to train an AI to think that it is a spider."

"The more you hear about tigers the more you start to feel like they're cryptids"

"Computers are golems"

“I killed Hitler, I did it!”

“It gives me dopamine for my zoomy receptors”

God I love being on the right side of history always”

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"Death, Taxes, and Russell Jimmies picks" -@jreed12

"5 course meal behind the wheel" -@LtHudz

"Imagine being a bastard traitor" -@UptownCord

"Him and I have been friends since before Bamford was even a twinkle in his daddy's eye" -@sonicxdoom@Bamford13

"When I'm sowing it's awesome but when I'm reaping it sucks" -@Rusfan

"Decent little chunks sounds like a great depression meal" -@oknom

"You eat good meals and drink grasshoppers" -@Dewalt27

"I have shown you what a true gamer feels like. I am frail, and my body hurts all the time." -@Jaywe88

“The poop eaters are FEASTING tonight” -@Bamford13

"God doesn't like that. Aww..." -@Jaywe88