Entering his fifth year in the ISFL, Duvernay felt settled into his role as an outside cornerback for the Arizona Outlaws coming off of to all pro seasons. For the first time in his life, he felt like a veteran and someone who could guide and lead others rather than being the new face around town. These last two seasons, there have been several new faces that have entered the building that the organization cannot help but be at least a little excited about. These new players include Jordan Bamford and C.G Breezy, whom were both acquired in the draft from seasons 43 and 44. Jordan Bamford has quickly shown himself to be a more than capable leader in the locker room, which has translated well for him on the field this season as he already has 101 yards in two games, which is on pace for 800+ yard season in his sophomore year. Another player that the organization has looked forward to joining the squad is C.G. Breezy, who will line up in the nickel for the Outlaws as a rookie. Seeing Breezy reminds Duvernay of himself, who did that exact same thing his rookie year for the Outlaws. He wishes him the best.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
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S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
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BEST IN SHOW
The Ranchman has very quickly been able to adapt to everything going around; however, being a new face on a new team can be hard. The Norfolk Locker room has made this easier on him and has been very welcoming to him and his fellow rookies. Whether that is past Hall of Famers who played for the team or vets who are currently on the team, everyone has been very welcoming to us. Now, London was good to me, and I am very thankful that they were willing to pick up a poor ranch guy off of waivers, but after a losing season, they have given me enough confidence to say we are looking to make an impact right away, and we believe we are the best team in the league. Although we currently lost the first game, we're going to turn the league inside out and backwards to win every game possible and go after that ultimini that is rightfully ours. Everyone better watch out, because we are coming for you.
Thank you Dangerson
02-02-2024, 12:11 PM
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We at Bondi Beach have made some mega additions throughout the draft this offseason, with an overwhelming focus on vibes.
This approach has also been successfully persuasive in the return of top-performing BBB players from last season… for who would want to miss out on the beach party we have brewing here in Bondi. With pick #4 we selected Walter Yensid, a Cornerback out of Hawaii. He was a top prospect for us and will undoubtedly make a difference this season with his superbly active nature, and anyone from Honolulu will surely possess the natural skills of a vibe-master. Our second pick, Treyverion Bernardrick, wide receiver, was selected as an important weapon for us this season, hailing from a humorously sounding location of Rancho Cucamonga! He will be likely to get a lot of targets over the season, so we have high belief the crowd will be singing Bernardricks’ name. As the draft picks fell, we picked up another wide receiver with a name that actually naturally rolls off the tongue with elegance; María Teresa de la Rosa. Now there’s a name that brings life to a party. Moving swiftly onwards we picked up a linebacker. Speed Hawk. When he isn’t running full sprint into a tackle he’s running full chill on the vibe floor. Whilst the remaining members of our draft sheet will be loved by all -the notable McDripsen McDropsen, Bugs, and Michael Mann- there is a reason they fell much lower… these individuals have a lot of potential, the fire in the eye, but lack that natural flavour. They will learn quickly and adapt to our víbastic ways here in Bondi. Together as a team, us Buccaneers are on a delicious journey this season and every single one of our new players is a favourite topping.
As we embark on a new season, the excitement surrounding our team's offseason additions is palpable. The front office has been hard at work, with a keen eye on enhancing our roster's depth and capabilities. One standout addition that has caught my attention is Dunkler Sowerwine, our first-round draft pick. Their remarkable performance in the previous season as a deadline pick-up and their unique skill set make them a standout prospect for our team. Whether it's their precision on the field, strategic playmaking, or unmatched dedication, I am confident that Dunkler Sowerwine will play a pivotal role in shaping the team's success this season. The overall strategy behind these acquisitions seems to align with addressing specific areas where improvement was needed. Which was strengthening our duck defense. A majority of the Ducks’ draft picks were defensive focus and our first game showed that it was a smart decision as the rookies lead the team in tackles and sacks.
After some rough recent seasons Chicago is bringing in reinforcements. Time to right the ship and get ready to compete for a chip. This year's ISFL rookies include: Joey Battle, Doctor Who, and Marty Crane. Battle and Crane have been fighting the good fight in Dallas the last few seasons helping the birddogs reach the playoffs yearly. Battle will stay at linebacker for the Butchers while Crane made a switch a season prior from running back to free saftey where he'll now join an impressive group of vets in the secondary. The good doctor will be playing defensive end and is joining the squad from Bondi Beach. These three rookies plan to make a major impact and appear to be earning well enough to do so in the next couple of years. The team also added a couple of talented vets to help pick the slack faster. Goat Tannk is joining the squad from Berlin to help out at defensive end. Jay Money will be making his mark at wide receiver following a 1000+ yard season in CTC. There is no doubt that Chicago is moving the right direction.
Dallas added a large amount of players this offseason as follows:
Reginald Hammerfall - RB Had a decent first game, 3.6 avg yards/carry but was a reliable goal-line RB. Prediction: RB1 for Dallas Birddog's until they are called up to the ISFL Raffi Turnbull - TE I'm hoping the user stays long term, unfortunately a couple of drops, I would predict that they will be a decent 3rd down target/ Dee Fernandez - WR With the Birddog's unfortunate loss of Silence Suzuka, the Chappy needs a reliable 2nd target to take some pressure of Lane Frost every game, I'm hoping they step up to the plate. SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler - CB Not too many crazy stats in the first game but looks like a impact player if they stick with the dog's (please do!) Toller Retriever - LB Rounded stats but likely a depth LB long term unfortunately. Huge Yakman - LB Currently will project to be the LB1 of the team. Sewage Joe Fantringham - DT Good D-lineman who, paired with GoTo should be a dynamic duo and hopefully form our D-line for the season to come. GoTo http://imnegs.net/ - DT Please see above, would like to see a dynamic duo. Roman Furchi - FS No major stats for this player, if they don't work on gaining some momentum they risk remaining a depth piece for the future. Logan McGinnis - SS Unfortunately this user seems to share the same fate as Roman Furchi, I hope they work towards making an impact and remaining with the Dogs.
Ugh do I really have to talk about our....rookies? Well, it actually won't be too hard to talk about new additions for the Wraiths because over this past season we only saw one actually addition to the Wraiths roster but it was a pretty big one and is already showing to be fruitful. Since we SUCKED last year we had the first overall pick and were in desperate need of a wide receiver so we scooper up @xenosthelegend who is indeed a legend and one I can appreciate for having a kicker in the hall of fame. But it was not kicker we were after. Instead, we are in desperate need of wide receivers for our rising star quarterback to be able to throw to with our other middling wide receivers IA and xenos newest creation "Silence Suzuka" was the perfect weapon. Hopefully, Suzuka can continue to dominate for seasons ahead much like their opening reception going for a 3 yard touchdown.
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