Well, the Austin Copperheads have, surprisingly, a snake as their mascot. Crazy, i know, right?
But bear with me. Or "snake" with me on this. The best part of this mascot is that, whenever the Copperheads score, the kid who is on the snake suit just snakes his way from on side of the field to the other, endzone to endzone. Now i ask, can you imagine how long this takes? About 10 minutes, average, i'd say. So that is why every single team that plays at Austin tries their best to just keep them at zero points. Whenever Austin has a decent game, the fans know they have spent at least 7 and a half hours there. Money well spent i would say. And even with all this, the games are way more entertaining than watching baseball for example. As for the kid in the suit, he is one of the highest paid Austin employees, as you would expect. Not an easy job after all, the amount of practice you need to just slither for about 100 yards, takes a toll on their body.
I'm not really sure if a Wraith is the Yellowknife Wraiths mascot but if it is then it wouldn't be just some random guy in a mascot costume. We go all out in Yellowknife and will go to the depths of hell to secure and capture an actual Wraith to haunt our field and when I say haunt our field I mean haunt our field. We aren't going to chain him up and force him to do pushups every touchdown or run around holding the Yellowknife flag or any other dumb mainstream tradition out there. The Wraith is his own being and he can interact with the fans and players as he chooses. If he wants to scare kids then go for it! If he wants to knock food out of adoring fans then we will allow it. When you come to a Yellowknife WRAITH game you are coming for an experience you can't get anywhere else so you better be ready for anything.
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The London Royals mascot is a glorious Crown wearing Golden Lion. The perfect combination of grace, elegance, and royalty, the Lion is seen center stage on each of the teams sidelines during every home London game. The game rituals for our beloved lion are simple. Roars can be heard throughout the city as our lion graces us with its majestic sound after every London touchdown, striking fear into the hearts of the opponents. Unfortunately for every touchdown, or field goal, that gets scored on our defense we have to offer a sacrifice to the lion as a punishment. One lucky (unlucky) child from the stands will be chosen at random after each opponents score and fed to our king. Fear not as these children go willingly as a sacrifice to our King is seen as a true honor and blessing, per the written documented agreement they sign when they enter the stadium. Long live the King!
I have not been a part of the sailfish for a long enough time to be able to speak into the real traditions of the team. So what I will be writing will be what my ideas would be if I were to come up with the traditions myself. I really like our team logo. I think that our mascot acts in a way that is more epic and cool than silly. Sailfish in the wild are known for literally spearing their prey. I think that our mascot would little spear a fish or even a photo of the other team's mascot every time that we scored. I think that the name of the mascot would also be something epic, like Steel - Steel the Sailfish. The Sailfish should be the team that every team in the ISFL fears and that should extend to our mascot. I like the idea that our mascot is always looking for an opportunity to challenge the other mascots in the league to challenges; that the Sailfish in every aspect of our team fear no one.
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S18 San Antonio Marshals S19 - 21 Yellowknife Wraiths S22 - S24 Honolulu Hahalula S25 - S27 New York Silverbacks Career Stats 132 Games | 329 Tackles | 76 Tackles For Loss| 43 Sacks | 5 FF | 4 FR | 1 Safety | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jay Spears - S S30 - S31 Portland Pythons S30 DSFL Safety of the Year/S30 DSFL Pro Bowler/S31 DSFL Pro Bowler S32 - S41 Yellowknife Wraiths S35 ISFL Pro Bowler S39 Ultimus Winner Career Stats 160 Games | 649 Tackles | 2 Tackles For Loss | 20 Sacks | 8 FF | 4 FR | 5 INT | 75 PDs | 1 Safety | 1 TD | |
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