Why in the world would the great Zenzeroni Xystarch II dabble with the lowly rookies even if they were on my own team? I don't have time for such trivial escapades. I have better things to do, pizza restaurants to run. I'm not going to sit and watch film on my team's rookies. They are on the team for a reason they don't need me babysitting them 24/7. We shouldn't be celebrating rookies for not being terrible, we should be celebrating veterans for being great! That being said all of our rookies are making a big impact on team success so I guess that is nice. Our rookie tackle Devin Mace has been an active force in the locker room and fresh face as he takes over for some of our more seasoned offensive linemen. Kronk has stepped up as an upstart tight end as we are one of the few teams that care about his kind, and even our fullback has shown flashes of brilliance from time to time.
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