09-08-2024, 08:23 AM
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Here I am again, here to torture you with another one of my Offseason PT Tasks. I've spewed about random stuff for quite some time now and mostly about myself but turns out my good friend Silence Suzuka has been singing my praises without me having to do a thing! I think it only fair that I talk about why I'm not the only one you should be talking about when you hear about the team known as the Yellowknife Wraiths. Many may know Xeno for sacrificing goats before gamedays, but xeno is far more than that. There's a big reason for picking Silence Suzuka despite the amazing user behind her and that is her DSFL numbers. Her DSFL numbers will and should blow you away. I'm talking leading the league in receiving yards, receiving TDs, and average yards/reception. She did all of this in her first season in the DSFL. Yellowknife knew they had to pull the trigger on her and they did and thank goodness for that because she has been crucial to the growth of what is fast becoming one of the most dangerous offenses in the league. Xeno (or Silence Suzuka) is NOT our number one wide receiver......or at least hasn't been......until now. But that doesn't mean Suzuka hasn't been putting up impressive numbers. Suzuka likes to talk about my consistency so I will talk about hers for a second.
Despite NEVER being the number 1 option Suzuka's worst season was her rookie season where she put up a little over 700 yards. The only problem with calling this her worst season is that she only had 49 catches and on the flip side 6 of those catches went for touchdowns. So maybe her rookie season wasn't so bad after all. Let's look at the Sophomore season and oh man, only 4 touchdowns maybe this is her worst season. But wait! It's a 1,000+ yard season! An impressive performance for a receiver that isn't the number one option. So let's take a look at the third season. Only 800 yards and average reception hovering around 12 that isn't the Xeno I know! Oh but wait 7 touchdowns! A new career high! And this certainly isn't a bad season by any means so I think we have to look at the most recent season, season 49. 860 yards 6 touchdowns and an average of 13 yards per reception. This season is likely her most average season to date. You could even call it her worst season. But if that were the case then all of the other seasons were spectacular because in season 49 Silence Suzuka was voted into the pro bowl. Add onto this her kick return ability and Suzuka is one of the most dangerous wide receivers in the game today. Season 50 will likely be Suzuka's best season to date.
With Boudreaux on his last legs before he gets hit pretty hard with regression and Suzuka now squarely in the driver's seat at number 1 on the depth chart look for Suzuka to have a breakout year here in season 50. I'm talking over 1,000 yards. I'm talking over 70 catches. I'm talking 14+ yards per catch. And I'm talking over 10 touchdowns on her way to being an offensive MVP candidate, all-pro, pro bowler. I have talked about season wide performances but she is just as good on a game to game basis. While the rest of our team struggled in the Ultimus (besides me of course) she stepped up in a huge way trying to will us to victory with a 10 catch 111 yard performance. And time after time when we needed her most she was there and I would expect nothing to change especially now. She may be silent but she is most certainly going to be deadly (I'm sorry I had to). #SeeyouinS50
Here I am again, here to torture you with another one of my Offseason PT Tasks. I've spewed about random stuff for quite some time now and mostly about myself but turns out my good friend Silence Suzuka has been singing my praises without me having to do a thing! I think it only fair that I talk about why I'm not the only one you should be talking about when you hear about the team known as the Yellowknife Wraiths. Many may know Xeno for sacrificing goats before gamedays, but xeno is far more than that. There's a big reason for picking Silence Suzuka despite the amazing user behind her and that is her DSFL numbers. Her DSFL numbers will and should blow you away. I'm talking leading the league in receiving yards, receiving TDs, and average yards/reception. She did all of this in her first season in the DSFL. Yellowknife knew they had to pull the trigger on her and they did and thank goodness for that because she has been crucial to the growth of what is fast becoming one of the most dangerous offenses in the league. Xeno (or Silence Suzuka) is NOT our number one wide receiver......or at least hasn't been......until now. But that doesn't mean Suzuka hasn't been putting up impressive numbers. Suzuka likes to talk about my consistency so I will talk about hers for a second.
Despite NEVER being the number 1 option Suzuka's worst season was her rookie season where she put up a little over 700 yards. The only problem with calling this her worst season is that she only had 49 catches and on the flip side 6 of those catches went for touchdowns. So maybe her rookie season wasn't so bad after all. Let's look at the Sophomore season and oh man, only 4 touchdowns maybe this is her worst season. But wait! It's a 1,000+ yard season! An impressive performance for a receiver that isn't the number one option. So let's take a look at the third season. Only 800 yards and average reception hovering around 12 that isn't the Xeno I know! Oh but wait 7 touchdowns! A new career high! And this certainly isn't a bad season by any means so I think we have to look at the most recent season, season 49. 860 yards 6 touchdowns and an average of 13 yards per reception. This season is likely her most average season to date. You could even call it her worst season. But if that were the case then all of the other seasons were spectacular because in season 49 Silence Suzuka was voted into the pro bowl. Add onto this her kick return ability and Suzuka is one of the most dangerous wide receivers in the game today. Season 50 will likely be Suzuka's best season to date.
With Boudreaux on his last legs before he gets hit pretty hard with regression and Suzuka now squarely in the driver's seat at number 1 on the depth chart look for Suzuka to have a breakout year here in season 50. I'm talking over 1,000 yards. I'm talking over 70 catches. I'm talking 14+ yards per catch. And I'm talking over 10 touchdowns on her way to being an offensive MVP candidate, all-pro, pro bowler. I have talked about season wide performances but she is just as good on a game to game basis. While the rest of our team struggled in the Ultimus (besides me of course) she stepped up in a huge way trying to will us to victory with a 10 catch 111 yard performance. And time after time when we needed her most she was there and I would expect nothing to change especially now. She may be silent but she is most certainly going to be deadly (I'm sorry I had to). #SeeyouinS50
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