There is only one place that would make sense to play a game on that isn't the boring old turf monster. We are taking it to an instant classic of a movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs". And if you still don't know where I'm going with this then you clearly haven't seen the movie because we are going to the great Jello House to play football in jello. I had my wisdom teeth taken out a few months ago and had jello for the first time in a long time and wondered why I had not eaten it in that long. After eating it for three days straight I realized it is because it really isn't as good as I thought it would be. That being said I think it would provide some interesting dynamics to the game of football especially if the movie physics remain true. The ground turning into a trampoline would completely change the game and make for an exciting new twist and "underjello" plays could be a great new meta.
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