As the S45 ISFL comes to a close, Anakin Skywalker looks to the future. This season has been a moderately successful one for both himself and the team. The playoffs look like a good possibility with a decent seed for the Hawks, who are trying to capture another Ultimus in three seasons. Their immediate window may be shrinking as questions surround the future of future Hall of Fame quarterback Preston Beatz, who has been regressing heavily. Should Beatz retire in the off-season, Baltimore will be bringing in a young rookie QB who will need the help of his two young running backs to help take the pressure off of him and let him adjust. You can expect to see a statistical uptick in the production of both Anakin Skywalker and Bertie Mannering-Phipps, who both come off of promising rookie seasons. Overall, Baltimore still has good veteran players and have injected the team with young talent that should keep the Hawks in the hunt for years to come.
John Stark VIII has a few goals. In the near future, he wants to help lead the Orange County Otters to the playoffs this season. They are currently just outside of the big dance, but sitting at 7-7 isn't so bad after the Otters 0-4 start. Stark hasn't had the season he wanted to, but he is still on pace for his long-term career goal, breaking Orange County legend Bender Rodriguez's career tackle record, which is the highest in league history. Another longer term personal goal he has is to eventually make an All-Pro team or two, something he feels he has the talent for but hasn't capitalized on yet. Of course, Stark isn't exclusively aiming for personal glory. Orange County is not the franchise they once were, having the longest drought of Ultimus championships in the league. It would mean the world to Stark if he could help bring even one trophy to the Otters.
There are a lot of goals in my future. I feel like my player has had a really strong start to their career, but I haven't won any awards yet. We obviously won a title already but I want to win another one at some point too. My big goals for the future are centered around tackles, sacks and tackle for losses, as well as forced fumbles. In all four of those, I think I have a decent chance to end up in the top 10 all time, or at least close to that. I think it will be a challenge to stay on top of everything like I have bene, but I am obviously max earning and am putting myself in the best position to do so. In forced fumbles im already in the top 25, which is just crazy, since I am not even regressing yet, so hopefully I can find some success in all the categories.
The future is fast approaching in fact it's already here but it's time to look even further ahead. After a terrible season by both the team and himself, Zenzeroni plans on going on a darkness retreat plunging himself into a pitch black room and really concentrating and envisioning the seasons ahead. He is doing this for two reasons. First, he is terrified of how similar he has become to his most hated opponent, Venus Powers. Long since retired Zenzeroni appears to have a lot of the same attributes as her and he can't stand it. But more importantly, looking ahead the Wraiths look like their worst seasons are behind them and are expecting to start competing very soon. Because of this, Zenzeroni doesn't want to let his team down so he is putting his full focus on doing what it takes to be a team player and improving his leg so that he will be an asset and not a liability when the time comes when he is needed in the clutch.
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Danny Nedelko is, sadly, entering the twilight of his career. He may have another decent season left in him, but he can see the writing on the wall for his playing days. As such, he has spent a lot of time thinking about what he will do in his days after football.
Nedelko plans to move to a big city and take over a dive bar Somewhere central that tourists could fall into by accident, where he could serve beer and pizza slices from behind the bar, and all the decoration of the place would be memorabilia from his Arizona Outlaws career. He also wants to own a ranch in Texas where he can get away from it all. If money gets tight, there's probably a reality show in a former ISFL running back getting incredibly angry at the chores he has to do around his ranch. It would give him time and space to reflect on his career. |
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